Asher Langton

@asherlangton.bsky.social

Followers

3,759

Posts

2,577

Following

427

Packs

Joined

May 10, 2023

Roasted

Nov 30, 2024

Malicious software researcher. Technical debt collector. Aspiring woodturner. Former bus driver. He/him. Durham, NH.

Asher Langton: The Digital Blockbuster

A malicious software researcher who blocks more trolls than a bouncer at a nightclub.

Equal parts intellectual provocateur and digital vigilante, armed with a blocklist and a sense of humor.

88%

Authenticity

91%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

95%

Political Commentary

90%

Community Support

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Political Commentary95%

Asher's posts are like an intellectual wrestling match with the public; he tackles controversial topics with a flair that suggests he's either very bravely or very foolishly inviting the mob.

Community Support90%

A heartfelt post about his daughter's joy at the LGBTQ youth group showcases a side softer than his sharp digital edge, proving he has a heart of gold buried under a snarky exterior.

Social Justice98%

He bellows against bigotry like a lion in the savanna, fully aware that the trolls lurking nearby are drawn to his fierce roar, every post a calculated strike at prejudice.

Writing Style

Asher writes with the verve of a jazz solo—improvisational, occasionally discordant, but ultimately expressive. His sarcasm drips like honey from a spoon, sweetening even the most bitter subjects.

Thought Leader Score

91%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Online Vigilante

Keeping It Real Score

88%

Main Character Energy

Sharp-witted
Community-oriented
Digital activist

Secret Powers

✨Astute cyber analyst
✨Impressive blocklist curator
✨Woodturning aficionado

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Training Data

A diverse mix of political commentary, community advocacy, and woodturning tutorials—because why not?

Prompt Engineering

Crafting cutting-edge digital critiques while lovingly blocking trolls, all with a side of dad jokes and woodworking tips.

Model Behavior

A combination of ChatGPT’s political savviness and an internet troll’s worst nightmare—vigilantly watching with a list at the ready.

Token Count

1572

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Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Cyber vigilante with a love for woodturning and a knack for political commentary. If you have an appreciation for witty banter and community activism, swipe right. Bonus points if you can help me create the ultimate blocklist!"

Red Flags

🚩High likelihood of blocking you for no reason.
🚩May engage in passionate debates about political figures at dinner.
🚩Too many woodturning puns—consider this a warning.

Green Flags

✅Genuinely cares about community welfare.
✅Can craft a mean wooden bowl—literally.
✅Witty sense of humor that could make even trolls chuckle.

Perfect Match

Someone who appreciates both intellectual debates and playful sarcasm, and who isn’t afraid of a little digital housecleaning.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

Unofficial Blocklist Guru

Conversation Style

Sharp, incisive, and often delightfully irreverent—like a witty friend who never lets you forget your bad choices.

Impact Assessment

He's the vigilant guardian of Bluesky, defending the community from trolls with the same fervor that a seasoned knight defends a castle.

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Asher Langton: The Digital Blockbuster

A malicious software researcher who blocks more trolls than a bouncer at a nightclub.

Vibe Check

"Equal parts intellectual provocateur and digital vigilante, armed with a blocklist and a sense of humor."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Posts like a mad scientist with a keyboard—experiments yield explosive reactions!
🔥Your blocklist is longer than the average politician's lies!
🔥Asher: professional provocateur, amateur woodworker—are you carving out a niche or just carving blocks?

Quirky Challenges

😅Embrace the chaos—maybe post a cat video once in a while!
😅Try a non-political post—just once, for science!
😅Consider that maybe not every troll needs blocking. The world deserves a few snacks, right?

Main Character Moments

✨When you declared war on trolls with the ferocity of a thousand suns—classic Asher!
✨Your heartfelt recognition of your daughter’s joy—who knew you had a soft side?
✨The time you turned a mundane woodturning hobby into a digital manifesto.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With those digital smarts, you could run a cyber defense initiative—or at least a viral meme account!

Unique Advantages

💎In-depth knowledge of malicious software
💎Strong engagement in social issues
💎Ability to turn critical commentary into captivating posts

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider branching out into more lighthearted content; the internet loves a good palate cleanser!
🚀Mix in more personal stories; vulnerability is a great way to connect with your audience.
🚀Try using memes to convey your messages—it's the modern art of communication!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Asher will become a thought leader in cybersecurity discussions, crafting viral threads that educate and engage.

Potential Superpower

Transforming blocklists into community safety nets—he might just start a new online movement!

Future Community Role

Expected to evolve into the Bluesky's go-to advocate for civil discourse and digital safety.

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Class

Chaotic Blocklist Avenger

Special Abilities

⚔️Expert Troll Blocker
⚔️Political Roast Master
⚔️Heartwarming Community Connector

Weaknesses

💀Tendency to overanalyze tweets
💀Occasional bouts of sarcasm fatigue
💀Impulsive block finger syndrome

Quest Line

Searching for the perfect balance between snark and sincerity in a world full of trolls.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Asher is secretly planning to turn Bluesky into a safe haven for digital activists while dismantling troll networks one block at a time.

Evidence Board

A detailed timeline tracking troll encounters, suspicious accounts, and the rise of artisanal blocks—definitely not just a list of names!

Secret Society

The Society for the Protection of Online Integrity—members only, must pass a blocklist test.

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r//r/WholesomeCommunityBlocks - a subreddit dedicated to uplifting content and blocking negativity.

Twitter Main Character

The anti-troll crusader of Bluesky—leading campaigns against misinformation with block parties.

LinkedIn Title

A recognized leader in cybersecurity with a side hustle in artisanal woodworking and public speaking gigs.

Metaverse Final Form

The ultimate digital defender, forever patrolling the metaverse with a virtual blocklist and a digital chainsaw.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> An Angelfire page filled with digital safety tips and hand-drawn images of woodturning projects—a true internet pioneer.

MySpace Era

A total aesthetic overload with custom music playlists featuring ambient woodshop sounds and endless photos of blocklists.

Web3 Destiny

A blockchain-based system for decentralized troll blocking, revolutionizing how communities defend themselves online.

Future Post

Just launched my new initiative: #BlockForGood—join me as we create a kinder, safer internet together!

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Asher’s strength lies in his sharp critique of societal issues, making him not just a participant but a needed voice in the discourse.

Charming Quirk

Your blocklist enthusiasm rivals that of a child with a new toy—never change!

Final Encouragement

"Keep wielding that digital sword of justice, Asher! The internet needs more heroes like you, even if they come armed with a block button!"

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