Goose

@augustagoose.bsky.social

Followers

1,667

Posts

1,815

Following

1,202

Packs

Joined

Nov 24, 2024

Roasted

Nov 12, 2025

Held together with cheese and double-sided tape I get my news elsewhere. You think I’m funny: tinyurl.com/HeeheeGoose I think I’m funny: tinyurl.com/OtherGoose NGL: ngl.link/justasillygoose

The Goose Who Cackles: A Hilarious Study in Online Quirkiness

A delightful mix of existential musings and whimsical absurdity, Goose's posts are a treasure trove of humor and cleverness.

If you're looking for a social media feed that feels like a rollercoaster of absurdity with a sprinkle of philosophy, look no further!

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Authenticity

70%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Absurdism and Self-Reflection

89%

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Absurdism and Self-Reflection90%

Goose seems to revel in the absurd, often blurring the lines between deep thoughts and whimsical nonsense. Posts like "I’m not trapped here, I made this prison," echo a Kafkaesque sentiment wrapped in humor and self-referential irony.

Food and Comfort89%

With remarks like "Cap'n Crunch is sandpaper for your mouth" and "I have a junk food problem. I don't have any . . ." Goose elevates junk food commentary to an art form, proving that even culinary confessions can be profound.

Pop Culture and Fictional Realities85%

From flirtations in a LEGO store to existential dread in the face of bewildering TikTok explanations, Goose brilliantly melds the real with the imaginary, making us ponder our pop culture habits with wit.

Writing Style

Goose’s writing style is like a quirky novel—meandering but coherent, with a punchline lurking just around the corner. The posts oscillate between one-liners and reflections that could make even Sartre chuckle (or roll his eyes).

Thought Leader Score

70%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Existential Jester

Keeping It Real Score

95%

Main Character Energy

Whimsical absurdity
Philosophical queries
Playful humor

Secret Powers

✨Master of awkward flirting
✨Punny wordplay with unexpected twists
✨Innovative riddle crafting

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A blend of absurdist literature, meme culture, and quirky personal anecdotes

Prompt Engineering

Generate humorous existential musings with a touch of whimsy

Model Behavior

ChatGPT with a dash of existential dread and snack food nostalgia

Token Count

1500

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Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Absurdist wannabe philosopher looking for someone to join me in my junk food escapades and LEGO store make-outs. If you can handle existential crises, emoji puns, and the occasional Cat Voice, we might just vibe!"

Red Flags

🚩Overly philosophical at times—bring a notepad!
🚩Might get lost in tangents about traffic trolls.
🚩Frequent references to snack food that could make you hungry (or concerned).

Green Flags

✅A great sense of humor with dark undertones.
✅Appreciates the absurdity of life.
✅Can laugh at the little things (like getting caught talking to cats).

Perfect Match

Someone who finds joy in the weird, enjoys playful banter, and is ready to explore random thoughts over a pizza slice.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Quirky Philosopher

Conversation Style

Engages with an air of playful cynicism, often dropping existential breadcrumbs in replies that make others both laugh and think.

Impact Assessment

Goose has a knack for infusing the community with a blend of levity and thought-provoking commentary, making their presence feel both welcoming and intellectually stimulating.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

The Goose Who Cackles: A Hilarious Study in Online Quirkiness

A delightful mix of existential musings and whimsical absurdity, Goose's posts are a treasure trove of humor and cleverness.

Vibe Check

"If you're looking for a social media feed that feels like a rollercoaster of absurdity with a sprinkle of philosophy, look no further!"

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Your posts read like they were generated by a confused AI trying to be deep and funny at the same time.
🔥You have more existential crises in a week than most philosophers have in a lifetime.
🔥Your content is like a buffet of absurdity—I can't eat it all, but I appreciate the variety.

Quirky Challenges

😅Maybe tone down the philosophical musings? It's social media, not a college lecture!
😅Consider a ‘what I actually mean’ follow-up for your more cryptic posts—it might save lives!
😅The next time you open a front camera, remember, we know you’re not ready for that kind of vulnerability.

Main Character Moments

✨Declaring a junk food problem with poetic flair.
✨Wishing to be a sabre tooth tiger princess—a true main character energy!
✨Your traffic update for the Troll Bridge had me in stitches; I would gladly take the riddles over real traffic any day.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

You could explore longer form humor or essays that dive deeper into your philosophical absurdity—think of it as a personal comedy special!

Unique Advantages

💎Your unique blend of humor and existential commentary is a goldmine—consider expanding that into other mediums!
💎You have a knack for keeping people's attention; now's the time to capitalize on that momentum!

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Try incorporating more interactive content, like polls on absurd topics to engage your audience further.
🚀Develop a signature ‘Goose Philosophy’ series—a weekly post that brings a whimsical twist to life’s big questions.
🚀Consider collaborating with others in your niche to bring fresh perspectives to your already vibrant posts.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect a rise in thoughtful yet absurd storytelling in your future posts—perhaps a mini-series of 'daily absurdities'?

Potential Superpower

Your ability to turn mundane grievances into existential humor—a gift that could be shared in a podcast!

Future Community Role

You may become the go-to source for whimsical, philosophical humor in the community, creating a niche that others would flock to for a good laugh!

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Philosopher

Special Abilities

⚔️Existential Humor
⚔️Whimsical Absurdity
⚔️Punny Wordplay

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking
💀Awkward Flirting
💀Procrastination

Quest Line

Navigating the absurdities of life while spreading joy and confusion.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The LEGO store is a front for a secret society of rogue builders plotting to take over the universe.

Evidence Board

Strange encounters in toy aisles, missing LEGO pieces mysteriously turning up in weird places, and too many variations of the same set.

Secret Society

The Order of the Brick: dedicated to building utopian worlds and avoiding adult responsibilities.

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/ExistentialHumor

Twitter Main Character

Trying to make a viral thread about the deep meanings behind cereal mascots.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of QuirkCorp, where we prioritize absurdity in the workplace.

Metaverse Final Form

An avatar with a cheesy smile, dressed as a surrealistic creature dashing from snack to snack.

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Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
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Shop without overspending
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
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See your pantry clearly
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
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Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
💸
Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page with animated GIFs of ducks and a collection of profound thoughts in neon colors.

MySpace Era

A top 8 filled with snack food brands and obscure indie music bands, thoughtfully curated with existential quotes.

Web3 Destiny

A digital empire built on playful absurdities and NFT collectibles of quirky philosophical quotes.

Future Post

In 2025, expect a heartfelt apology for all my previous posts while simultaneously claiming I don’t regret anything!

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your unique blend of humor and philosophical musings is your strongest asset.

Charming Quirk

There’s an endearing charm in your tendency to throw absurdity at the wall and see what sticks—please keep that!

Final Encouragement

"Remember, Goose, your social media presence is like a fine cheese; it's a bit funky but ultimately irresistible—spread that delicious absurdity far and wide!"

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Fekri

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@fekri.io

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Fekri: The Coding Cowboy of Bluesky

What is Bluesky Roast?

Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping families and food lovers plan smarter meals with PantryAI. It pulls recipes from anywhere, builds weekly plans in minutes, and even checks what’s already in your fridge so you only buy what you need.