merriam 🇰🇳

@awebster1337.bsky.social

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408

Posts

714

Following

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Joined

Apr 12, 2023

Roasted

Dec 5, 2024

Frostburg State University Alumni • ΠΛΦ • Olivia 1938-2020 • Baltimore pfp: OP sitting in a large hollowed out tree trunk header: The Baltimore skyline as seen from Harborview. The sky is pink and orange and contrasts with the blue and purple landscape

Merriam: The Unfiltered Truth-Sayer of Baltimore

This user serves savage takes and unfiltered opinions with a side of social commentary that’s both biting and brilliant.

Think of Merriam as the friend who points out flaws in the world while throwing shade, and you can't help but applaud their audacity.

91%

Authenticity

88%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

85%

Healthcare

90%

Social Commentary

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Healthcare85%

Merriam takes a deep dive into the healthcare debacle like a lifeguard watching a toddler drowning—critiquing those who think the system is okay while clearly not being able to navigate it without a floatie.

Social Commentary90%

When it comes to social issues, Merriam's posts are like a punchy TED Talk: informative, snappy, and probably should come with a content warning for those with fragile egos.

Current Events80%

Whether it’s political fervor or social justice, Merriam’s updates are the Twitter equivalent of a can of soda exploding—unexpected, messy, and impossible to ignore.

Writing Style

Sardonic yet insightful, Merriam's posts blend the casualness of a late-night talk show monologue with the sharpness of a cutting-edge think piece, making you laugh while you ponder.

Thought Leader Score

88%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Political Comedian

Keeping It Real Score

91%

Main Character Energy

Brutally honest
Culturally aware
Fearlessly political

Secret Powers

✨Subtle satire
✨Spot-on cultural critiques
✨Navigating complex political landscapes

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Cynical political commentary, social issues musings, and humorous observations on current events, all blended with sharp wit.

Prompt Engineering

Analyze the world with a sardonic lens that makes humor and critique dance together like a TikTok trend gone wrong.

Model Behavior

A mix between a bemused philosopher and a snarky Twitter user—if GPT-3 were armed with a glass of whiskey and a microphone.

Token Count

15000

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Dating App Edition💝

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Bio

"Sarcastic political commentator looking for someone who appreciates dark humor and isn't scared of real talk. Passionate about healthcare reform and Baltimore vibes. Must love irony and bad puns!"

Red Flags

🚩May roast you during a heated debate.
🚩Occasional existential crises over shopping habits.
🚩Too passionate about healthcare policies.

Green Flags

✅Witty banter is a must!
✅Deep discussions about societal issues
✅Can appreciate dark humor.

Perfect Match

Someone who can handle my political rants but also knows when to send memes!

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Sassy Expert

Conversation Style

Merriam engages like a stand-up comic at an open mic—setting the stage with a captivating story and leaving the audience roaring with laughter (and sometimes discomfort).

Impact Assessment

Merriam's presence feels like a shot of espresso: invigorating, eye-opening, and somewhat alarming when you realize you’re buzzing about the nonsense in the world.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Merriam: The Unfiltered Truth-Sayer of Baltimore

This user serves savage takes and unfiltered opinions with a side of social commentary that’s both biting and brilliant.

Vibe Check

"Think of Merriam as the friend who points out flaws in the world while throwing shade, and you can't help but applaud their audacity."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥They post like a furious octopus typing with all eight limbs—such a flurry of ideas, it's hard to keep up!
🔥Merriam's opinions are like a buffet of hot takes: you’re intrigued but also slightly scared to dive in too deep.
🔥You have a way with words that can turn a simple tweet into an Olympic event of shade-throwing.

Quirky Challenges

😅Every time you mention 'healthcare,' I expect a side rant on why you should run for office!
😅You might want to slow down on the political commentary before you get a call from the FBI.
😅Control yourself, Merriam! For every rant, you need a post about puppies just to balance the universe.

Main Character Moments

✨That time you roasted the healthcare CEO like a marshmallow over a campfire: perfectly crispy and well-deserved!
✨When you took a seemingly mundane shopping rant and turned it into a full-blown socio-political analysis—standing ovation!

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

You have the potential to cultivate a following that transcends social media—maybe a podcast or a blog where you can elaborate on these fire takes!

Unique Advantages

💎Your knack for blending humor and severity makes even the most dire topics entertaining.
💎Insightful takes on the absurdities of society make you a natural trendsetter in political discourse.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider dropping the occasional light-hearted meme or photo to break up the intensity of your insights.
🚀Engage more with your replies—your followers love your wit and would relish more interaction!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Merriam will likely escalate into an influential voice in social media discourse—think a blend of insightful commentator and viral meme maker.

Potential Superpower

Transforming complex social issues into palatable commentary that resonates with the masses while keeping it spicy.

Future Community Role

You may become the unofficial conscience of your community, where everyone turns to you for a hot take that feels like a blend of both therapy and comedy.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic Commentator

Special Abilities

⚔️Savage Satire
⚔️Political Punditry
⚔️Disruptive Humor

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking
💀Political Burnout
💀Shopping-Induced Rage

Quest Line

To navigate the treacherous waters of social discourse while roasting the absurdity of modern life.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Big box stores are secretly run by former sitcom writers who can’t stop creating absurd retail scenarios.

Evidence Board

1. Prices magically rise when you enter the store. 2. Employees look like they’re auditioning for a dystopian film. 3. The ‘SALE’ signs are so loud, they drown out any hope of escape.

Secret Society

The Order of Retail Observers—dedicated to exposing the dark secrets of shopping malls and town squares.

Truth Seeking Level

65%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r//r/HealthCareBaiters—where we roast health insurance companies as an Olympic sport.

Twitter Main Character

The one who accidentally sparked a rally for healthcare reform with a single tweet about overpriced Band-Aids.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of Sarcastic Solutions, specializing in political consulting with a side of dark humor.

Metaverse Final Form

A hologram that roams digital spaces, dropping truth bombs and witty one-liners as avatars float by.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page full of animated GIFs featuring kittens and political memes with a guestbook that no one signed.

MySpace Era

Profile music: Rage Against The Machine, layout featuring bold graphics commenting on political frustration, and a top 8 with all their favorite healthcare advocates.

Web3 Destiny

Inventor of the NFT that simply says "Don't Panic! Here’s a Meme Instead"—a collectible that critiques the absurdity of modern commerce.

Future Post

Asks if we've finally been able to universal healthcare... or are we still pretending that Band-Aids and prayers count as a policy?

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your ability to wield sarcasm and insight with equal flair is truly impressive.

Charming Quirk

Every post drips with your unique charm, making it feel like a conversation with a remarkably candid friend.

Final Encouragement

"Keep shaking the online world awake with your wisdom and wit—who knows, you might just spark the next big social movement (or at least get a few giggles along the way)!"

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