bämthy has the kind of love-hate relationship with work that makes an ex seem like a saint. Every post drips with sarcasm and a side of existential dread, like a latte with too much foam. Passion level: 90.

When it comes to political rants, bämthy swings a verbal axe sharper than most. With posts that cut through the nonsense like a hot knife through butter, they keep the vibe spicy yet thoughtful. Passion level: 85.

From gloriously mundane moments to whimsical observations, bämthy captures the essence of being both exhausted and entertained in a way that makes us want to say, 'same.' Passion level: 70.