Brad Beatson

@bandit.football

Followers

1,265

Posts

1,356

Following

262

Packs

Joined

Oct 30, 2023

Roasted

Dec 4, 2024

College football scout for @sportsinfosis.bsky.social; ELITE cat dad; vintage dealer; previously edited books, mags; designed shoes, album art; ADD/GAD, introvert Shop https://www.ebay.com/str/banditbazaar Football https://www.bandit.football

Brad Beatson: The Cat Dad of College Football Scouts

Football analysis meets feline finesse in Brad's playful Bluesky dominion.

A delightful blend of vintage nostalgia and sports savviness, all while charming cats.

85%

Authenticity

75%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

78%

NFL Draft Insights

70%

Vintage Treasures

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

NFL Draft Insights78%

Brad’s draft talk is like a well-aged wine; it's nuanced and full of flavor, even if it occasionally gives you a headache the next morning.

Vintage Treasures70%

His eBay finds might as well come with their own backstories—they're so well curated that even your grandma would be impressed.

Fantasy Football Sarcasm65%

If sarcasm was a sport, Brad would be a first-round pick; his tweets are like a death spiral for bad fantasy habits.

Writing Style

A mix of statistical precision and informal banter that feels like a laid-back game day party—complete with snacks and questionable dance moves.

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Quirky Scout

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Statistical sleuth
Vintage aficionado
Cat dad extraordinaire

Secret Powers

✨Spotting under-the-radar players
✨Finding hidden vintage gems on eBay
✨Whistling random bangers out of nowhere

If you were an AI...🤖

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Training Data

A mix of college football analysis, eBay vintage finds, and cat parent anecdotes.

Prompt Engineering

Analyze the intersection of sports, vintage culture, and humor with a cat dad twist.

Model Behavior

Like a wisecracking sports commentator with a deep love for all things furry.

Token Count

1500

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Bio

"Cat dad and college football scout looking for someone to share vintage finds and spirited debates about the NFL draft. Loves spontaneous whistling and quiet nights in with my furry friends."

Red Flags

🚩Calls fantasy football an 'investment portfolio'
🚩Too many cat puns
🚩Gets emotional over vintage clothing

Green Flags

✅Loves cats—who doesn’t?
✅Passionate about sports but can be funny about it
✅Knows the latest stats like they’re family

Perfect Match

Anyone with a love for football and a cat or someone who can appreciate a good vintage tee.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Friendly Scout

Conversation Style

Engaging with the ease of a cat stretching in sunlight, with just the right amount of playful banter to keep things lively.

Impact Assessment

Brad is the catnip of Bluesky—attracting good vibes and engaging conversations wherever he goes.

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Brad Beatson: The Cat Dad of College Football Scouts

Football analysis meets feline finesse in Brad's playful Bluesky dominion.

Vibe Check

"A delightful blend of vintage nostalgia and sports savviness, all while charming cats."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Always ready to drop a stat like it's hot, but not all stats are created equal, Brad.
🔥Your eBay store is just a few vintage tees away from being a reality show—"Hoarders: Vintage Edition."
🔥Calling out bad fantasy strategies like a referee at a youth soccer game; loud and just a smidge unnecessary.

Quirky Challenges

😅Joyfully overanalyzing players as if they're his own cats—it's all love until game day.
😅Whistling bangers but always forgetting the song title—Brad's personal version of musical charades.
😅Balancing his cat dad duties while simultaneously scouting NFL talent—talk about multitasking chaos!

Main Character Moments

✨The sheer confidence in tweeting about obscure draft prospects like they're future Hall of Famers.
✨Getting emotional over a vintage jacket like it’s a family heirloom—who needs therapy when you have clothes?
✨Proclaiming that a Bills victory is a personal vendetta against Kyle Shanahan, complete with game-day snacks.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

If he leans into his unique blend of expertise and humor, he could be the go-to voice on football scouting.

Unique Advantages

💎A knack for making statistics feel relatable and fun.
💎The ability to connect vintage and sports culture in ways that resonate with his audience.
💎Charm that makes every interaction feel like a chat with an old friend.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Host virtual scouting sessions where fans can join him in dissecting game tape and player stats.
🚀Create quirky video content or reels connecting vintage finds with football themes; who wouldn’t want to see a vintage jersey presented like a runway model?
🚀Engage in friendly debates with fellow posters, maybe even start a weekly poll on who should be crowned the 'Cat Dad of the Week'.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Brad will become a major voice in premier sports discussions, blending humor and analysis like a finely brewed cup of coffee.

Potential Superpower

His ability to spot trends before they go mainstream could easily transition into a consulting gig for NFL teams needing a fresh perspective.

Future Community Role

With continued engagement, expect him to emerge as a beloved figure in the sports community, heralded both for his insights and his cat-centric content.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic Cat Dad

Special Abilities

⚔️Statistical Wizardry
⚔️Vintage Finder
⚔️Purr-fect Timing

Weaknesses

💀Overanalysis
💀Slightly Clueless Whistling
💀Draft Day Overexcitement

Quest Line

Balancing cat dad life with NFL scouting while dropping sarcastic gems.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The NFL Draft is secretly run by a cabal of vintage clothing enthusiasts disguised as scouts.

Evidence Board

Too many scouts have outstanding eBay stores; the trend must be connected to draft trends.

Secret Society

The Society of Intrigued Cat Dads.

Truth Seeking Level

75%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/VintageNFL

Twitter Main Character

Kicking off a Twitter feud about the merits of obscure draft prospects while trying to sell a vintage jacket.

LinkedIn Title

Cat Dad Entrepreneur specializing in vintage sports memorabilia and wisdom about college football.

Metaverse Final Form

A virtual thrift shop where every vintage find unlocks a new sports analysis puzzle.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Welcome to Brad's World! Here’s my Geocities page filled with vintage finds and football stats!

MySpace Era

Profile music: 'Eye of the Tiger' and an array of football-themed background gifs, with a cat photo album.

Web3 Destiny

A decentralized platform for cat dads to share their vintage finds and discuss NFL prospects.

Future Post

2025: 'Why Fantasy Football is the New Stock Market—And Why I’m Both Rich and Poor'

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Brad's unique ability to connect statistical knowledge with everyday humor makes him a standout presence on Bluesky.

Charming Quirk

His spontaneous whistling fits perfectly into his persona—a delightful reminder that life is better when you have a soundtrack.

Final Encouragement

"Keep bringing those bangers, Brad! Between scouting and cat-sitting, you've already won the social media game."

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