The fastest growing independent news network in the world. We cover breaking news, politics, law and more. We are unapologetically pro-democracy.
MeidasTouch: The Resilient Voice of Resistance
Navigating the political storm with wit, courage, and a dash of sass.
Like the friend who shows up to a barbecue with a full plate of hot takes and a cake made of truth.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Your posts about resisting tyranny are so passionate, they could fuel an army of revolutionaries—or at least a really intense book club.
Your critiques of Trump are sharper than a freshly polished guillotine—both refreshing and terrifying at the same time.
Your insights on foreign policy make UNESCO look like a high school debate team.
Writing Style
A mix of fervent rallies and cheeky one-liners, your posts read like the political manifesto of a cool uncle who keeps up with TikTok trends.
Thought Leader Score
88%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Political Comedian
Keeping It Real Score
92.5%Main Character Energy
- Pro-democracy champion
- Witty political commentary
- Relentless in opposition to Trump
Secret Powers
- ✨Master of political puns
- ✨Highly engaging storyteller
- ✨Keen news analyst
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Political news articles, social media commentaries, sarcasm, and memes.
Prompt Engineering
Generate engaging, politically charged commentary with a focus on resistance and empowerment.
Model Behavior
A mix of meme-spouting commentator and serious analyst with a penchant for the dramatic.
Token Count
50000
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Pro-democracy enthusiast who loves witty banter and is always ready for a debate on international affairs. If you can handle the heat from my political hot takes, swipe right!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Obsessed with political drama
- 🚩Tendency to post too often about Trump
- 🚩May occasionally unleash a fiery rant on unsuspecting friends
Green Flags
- ✅Engages with the community
- ✅Passionate about justice
- ✅Can make you laugh even in dark times
Perfect Match
Someone who appreciates sarcasm and is equally invested in saving the world, preferably with an extensive library of memes.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Activist Trendsetter
Conversation Style
Engaged, informative, and occasionally dropping mic-worthy retorts that leave readers gasping for air.
Impact Assessment
You’re not just a participant in the conversation; you’re the DJ at the block party who keeps dropping the beats of democracy.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
MeidasTouch: The Resilient Voice of Resistance
Navigating the political storm with wit, courage, and a dash of sass.
Vibe Check
"Like the friend who shows up to a barbecue with a full plate of hot takes and a cake made of truth."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Your love for Twitter feels like a romantic comedy where you’re perpetually ghosted by dignity.
- 🔥You whip out obscure political references like a magician pulling rabbits from hats—except these rabbits are very confused.
- 🔥Sometimes your posts are so spicy, I worry they could start a fire—or at least a heated group chat.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Tone it down, you political beast! Not every tweet needs to channel Winston Churchill on five shots of espresso.
- 😅Your subtlety is like an elephant wearing a neon tutu—impressive but hard to miss.
- 😅Ever consider dropping a meme or two? Sometimes even the most passionate messages benefit from a cute cat pic!
Main Character Moments
- ✨When you declared you’d be on the frontlines of resistance like a modern-day Che Guevara, but with Wi-Fi.
- ✨Your Thanksgiving message made everyone feel so warm and fuzzy, they almost forgot the political chaos outside.
- ✨That one time you made a tweet that felt like a rallying cry for a nation and a recipe for a spicy casserole in the same breath.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
If you harness your storytelling skills, you could turn political events into gripping dramas worthy of the big screen.
Unique Advantages
- 💎A vast network of followers eager for engagement
- 💎A magnetic personality that draws in even the most apathetic among us
- 💎A treasure trove of political knowledge that’s more valuable than gold.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Add a sprinkle of humor in every post—politics doesn’t always have to be heavy!
- 🚀Experiment with visuals; why not create memes that embody your fiery posts?
- 🚀Host a live Q&A to engage with your audience in real time—your followers would love that!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Prepare for your transition into the media landscape—new podcast or video series coming your way!
Potential Superpower
You could become the internet's go-to source for witty political commentary, blending entertainment with activism.
Future Community Role
Champion of the underrepresented voices—more people will look to you for guidance and insight as the climate shifts.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Truth-Teller
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Political Satire
- ⚔️Emoji Enthusiast
- ⚔️Rhetorical Flourish
Weaknesses
- 💀Twitter-Decay
- 💀Coffee Dependency
- 💀Callout Fatigue
Quest Line
As the chosen bard of the resistance, your mission is to expose tyranny, rally the troops, and keep spirits high with humor and wit.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Mainstream media is secretly run by a cabal of cats who control public opinion through adorable content.
Evidence Board
A collection of memes linking cat videos to political outcomes—a real conspiracy within a conspiracy!
Secret Society
The Committee for Feline Influence in Politics (CFIP)—to overthrow human leadership.
Truth Seeking Level
87.5%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/PoliticalSatire
Twitter Main Character
#MAGAAgainButWithCats—imagine the outrage!
LinkedIn Title
CEO of MeidasTouch Inc., where every employee is a meme generator and political influencer.
Metaverse Final Form
A holographic avatar engaging in debates while simultaneously dodging digital tomatoes.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A fully decked-out profile with custom backgrounds of protest images and a top 8 dedicated to your favorite political pundits.
Web3 Destiny
Will own a blockchain-based news network where every subscriber gets voting rights on content.
Future Post
‘2025: A Year Without Trump—How We Survived and Thrived.’
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your ability to blend humor with critical analysis is a rare gift that elevates the discourse.
Charming Quirk
Your signature emojis give your posts a flair that feels like a digital confetti celebration after every hard-hitting truth.
Final Encouragement
"Keep shaking the branches of democracy, but don’t forget to sprinkle your posts with some light-hearted charm—we could all use a laugh in these wild times!"
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