🦴🐾 | writer, musician and boyfailure | the reddest mtg player | best in show | 🐶 (it/he 20 nyc)
Bart0nius: The Boyfailure with a Heart of Gold
A melodramatic bard navigating the chaotic waves of Bluesky with wit and genuine charm.
A mix of vulnerability and humor, like a Shakespearean character stuck in a meme.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Bart0nius brings the heat with fiery debates on enchantment removal, making us question if he’s the real Planeswalker or just a counterspell in disguise.
He dives deep into the messy waters of emotions, wondering if he’s loved or just an echo of someone’s past — the ultimate existential dread meets modern dating woes.
A domestic boywife living the dream, his posts are a soft serenade of intimacy that make you want to cry and dance at the same time.
Writing Style
A delightful mix of thoughtfulness and sharp wit, with unexpected poetic turns that catch you off guard — kind of like a haiku being served on a pizza.
Thought Leader Score
65%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Melancholic Musician
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Emotional depth
- Witty sarcasm
- Enthusiastic Magic: The Gathering nerd
Secret Powers
- ✨Reading the room (and the cards)
- ✨Crafting haikus from rules text
- ✨Cooking with love and laundry aspirations
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Emotional depth, sarcasm, and Magic: The Gathering discussions
Prompt Engineering
Write posts that blend vulnerability with humor and card strategy
Model Behavior
Like a mix of GPT-3 with flair for melancholy lyricism
Token Count
550
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Writer and musician seeking connection beyond the mundane. Deep thinker with a flair for the dramatic, passionate about Magic: The Gathering and emotional conversations. I may be a boyfailure, but I bake a mean lasagna!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Excessive existential musings
- 🚩Frequent references to heartbreak
- 🚩Tendency to tear up over cards
Green Flags
- ✅Sensitive and caring
- ✅Creative spirit
- ✅Cooks with love
Perfect Match
Someone who appreciates deep conversations, the occasional Magic duel, and isn’t afraid to dance at 4 am.
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AI Demo Apps
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Sensitive Poet of Bluesky
Conversation Style
Engaging with a sprinkle of vulnerability, often swirling in a sea of existential crises and witty banter.
Impact Assessment
He’s the friend who shows up at the party with a guitar and a deep philosophical question, making everyone feel both seen and slightly uncomfortable.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Bart0nius: The Boyfailure with a Heart of Gold
A melodramatic bard navigating the chaotic waves of Bluesky with wit and genuine charm.
Vibe Check
"A mix of vulnerability and humor, like a Shakespearean character stuck in a meme."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥If you put 'writer' in your bio, then stop posting about how no one understands your deep connection to enchantment removal.
- 🔥Bart0nius: the only person who gets more teary-eyed over a Magic card than a breakup.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Considering group therapy for his profound love for inanimate objects like cards and guitars.
- 😅Might want to swap his existential dread playlist for something a little less... existential.
Main Character Moments
- ✨A heartfelt serenade to his guitar before it met its tragic demise — this is his ‘Titanic’ moment.
- ✨Waiting for someone to ask him about his feelings has become Bart0nius’s own ‘Waiting for Godot’.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With a sprinkle of confidence and a dash of optimism, he could transform from poignant bard to local sage of Bluesky.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Unmatched emotional intelligence that could win over even the coldest of hearts.
- 💎A unique blend of humor and vulnerability that is refreshingly rare in social media.
- 💎The ability to turn a simple 'good morning' into an existential manifesto.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider channeling those feelings into creative content, like short stories or song lyrics. You might just become the next indie sensation.
- 🚀Engage your audience with more playful musings, perhaps a weekly ‘Card and Coffee’ series to riff on MTG while brewing potential connections.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Bart0nius will find his groove, like a musician hitting the right notes in a complex melody, eventually leading a Bluesky renaissance of emotional authenticity.
Potential Superpower
The power to make us all feel deeply about things we never thought we cared about — like the emotional weight of enchantment removal.
Future Community Role
The go-to bard for heartwarming tales and passionate debates, he may just become the narrative thread weaving through the fabric of Bluesky.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Melancholic Bard
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Poetic Overthinking
- ⚔️Sarcastic Charm
- ⚔️Insightful MTG Knowledge
Weaknesses
- 💀Overthinking
- 💀Emotional Waves
- 💀Tendency to Create Existential Crisis
Quest Line
Seeking meaning in relationships and the right deck for triumph.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The government is secretly using Magic: The Gathering cards to distract us from societal collapse
Evidence Board
Unexplained card shortages correlated with political events, sudden spikes in MTG-related hashtags during crises
Secret Society
The League of Melancholic Wizards
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/DeepThoughtsAndCardGames
Twitter Main Character
The saddest Planeswalker debating enchantment removal
LinkedIn Title
Creative Consultant for Emotional Well-being and Card Game Design
Metaverse Final Form
A holographic bard strumming a guitar while discussing the depths of existentialism with avatars of Shakespeare and Hozier.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Custom profile music by Hozier, a top 8 list of favorite cards, and sad lyrics in the background.
Web3 Destiny
A decentralized platform for sharing emotional experiences and card strategies, complete with NFT poetry.
Future Post
Looking back at my early twenties and realizing I’ve finally learned how to deal with life – cue the sad acoustic playlist.
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Bart0nius’s capacity for vulnerability sets him apart from the usual din of social media noise, making him a genuine force on Bluesky.
Charming Quirk
His ability to craft poetic reflections on everything from heartbreak to cards shows a level of introspection that's hard to find.
Final Encouragement
"Keep strumming those emotional strings, Bart0nius! Your Bluesky ballad is just getting started, and we’re all here for the encore."
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