Battì

@batti.bsky.social

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343

Posts

1,005

Following

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Joined

Sep 19, 2023

Roasted

Dec 1, 2024

Artisan-maraicher qui a globe-trotté. Pour le rugby, suivre @bastisme.bsky.social 🌎 Κύρνος

Battì: The Artisan of Banter and Baguettes

A social media maestro who crafts humor with a side of political zest.

Think gourmet jokes served on a rustic wooden platter in a cozy bistro.

85%

Authenticity

75%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Food and Cooking

85%

Politics and Society

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Food and Cooking90%

Battì transforms the mundane act of cooking into an art form, often seasoned with a pinch of absurdity. Who knew leaving the oven on could yield 'super bon' results?

Politics and Society85%

With a sharp knife for the political fabric, Battì slices through the nonsense with a heartfelt plea for community sanity — all while roasting the likes of Eugénie Bastier. No one is safe!

Humor and Absurdity95%

Between air drumming with tomato sauce and questioning the altitude on Mars, Battì takes existential crises and makes them laughable. Is life just a cosmic jest? Who knows, but let’s drum it out!

Writing Style

Battì's style is a delightful soufflé — light, fluffy, and unpredictably rising to absurdity. Each post is like a well-baked croissant, layered with humor and occasionally sprinkled with frustration.

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Bread-Winning Comedian

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Culinary Aficionado
Witty Political Commentator
Film Buff

Secret Powers

✨Improvised Musician (with kitchen items)
✨Master of Metaphors
✨Sarcastic Sports Analyst

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Culinary humor, political commentary, absurdist humor, pop culture refs, and user engagement metrics.

Prompt Engineering

Analyze a user's social media presence with a focus on humor, cultural criticism, and distinct posting patterns.

Model Behavior

ChatGPT meets a school cafeteria comedy roast.

Token Count

500

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Artisan-maraicher 🌿, humorist extraordinaire 🎭, and aspiring political commentator 🗣️. If you enjoy a good pun over raclette pizza 🍕, and can handle a side of existential crisis, we might just be a match!"

Red Flags

🚩Too obsessed with the perfect loaf of bread.
🚩Will second guess your cooking skills.
🚩Frequent existential crises about Mars and sea level.

Green Flags

✅Expert in turning awkward moments into comedy gold.
✅Passionate about food and community.
✅Possesses a delightful mix of sarcasm and kindness.

Perfect Match

Someone who can handle both political debates and spontaneous air drumming with tomato sauce.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Delightful Provocateur

Conversation Style

Battì swirls through conversations like a spirited chef in a busy kitchen, stirring up laughter and occasional headshakes with a flick of the wrist.

Impact Assessment

Their presence is the equivalent of a warm baguette at a chilly gathering: essential, comforting, and immediately elevating the whole vibe.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Battì: The Artisan of Banter and Baguettes

A social media maestro who crafts humor with a side of political zest.

Vibe Check

"Think gourmet jokes served on a rustic wooden platter in a cozy bistro."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥If Battì is the bread, Bluesky is the toaster — but sometimes it feels like the toast is just a bit burnt!
🔥Their dedication to avoiding screens of Twitter is commendable, but let’s not pretend it’s not like ignoring free Wi-Fi in a café.
🔥With all that talk about food, I'm surprised their profile bio doesn’t include a warning: "Caution, may induce hunger pangs!"

Quirky Challenges

😅The quest to make every cooking post a viral hit — while managing to take the heat literally and metaphorically!
😅Finding a way to balance snark and sincerity without setting off the kitchen smoke alarm!
😅Applauding Battì’s effort in discussing serious topics while simultaneously trying not to make it a 'kitchen sink' drama.

Main Character Moments

✨That time they mopped the floor with political pundits while pretending to do a culinary tutorial — you can't make this up!
✨When they single-handedly declared a need for more chocolate hot drinks on a chilly day — who knew the weather could be so needy?

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Battì has all the makings of a social media influencer — the charm, the sarcasm, and the culinary expertise. Imagine a cooking show mixed with a political commentary — it's a niche waiting to explode!

Unique Advantages

💎A unique blend of culinary insight and biting satire
💎An uncanny ability to link seemingly unconnected topics
💎The charisma to turn everyday moments into shareable stories

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider short video clips showcasing absurd cooking tips — think 'Chopped' meets 'Saturday Night Live'.
🚀Engage more with posts that stir the pot politically without losing the witty charm that defines their voice!
🚀Leverage their artistic skills to create visual metaphors for their posts, making them pop like their ideas.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Battì will likely evolve into a mini media empire, cooking and cracking jokes while leading the charge on critical social issues.

Potential Superpower

Their future superpower will be a contagious enthusiasm for combining food with humor, drawing in a community that craves both sustenance and sanity.

Future Community Role

Battì may soon become the go-to commentator for absurdist culinary critique, creating a new genre of food-related humor that resonates widely.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Witty Culinary Politician

Special Abilities

⚔️Punny Food References
⚔️Political Roast Master
⚔️Absurdity Amplifier

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking Cooking Times
💀Political Hot Takes
💀Culinary Catastrophes

Quest Line

To save social media one humorous post at a time while balancing the absurdity of life with the art of cooking.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The secret ingredient in all food is actually a plot to distract us from the real issues — like pineapple on pizza!

Evidence Board

- Political leaders often serve bread during speeches - Gourmet chefs have higher influence than politicians - Every food trend correlates with an election year (Trust me, it’s all connected!)

Secret Society

The Culinary Conspiracy Coalition

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/AbsurdCookingFails

Twitter Main Character

Battì conquering the Twitterverse with critiques on the misuse of tomatoes in politics.

LinkedIn Title

Chief Culinary Culture Officer at StayWitty Kitchen Co.

Metaverse Final Form

A virtual bakery where every loaf tells a story, but with a side of political commentary.

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📥
Save recipes from anywhere
One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.
🗓️
Dinner plans in minutes
Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
🛒
Shop without overspending
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
📸
See your pantry clearly
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
👨‍👩‍👧
Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
💸
Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Welcome to Battì's GeoCities page! Here for the recipes, staying for the quips! Check out my HTML skills!

MySpace Era

Profile song: "Another Brick in the Wall" but with a twist about school lunches. Custom backgrounds with loaves of bread.

Web3 Destiny

Token-based cooking classes where you learn to roast while you bake!

Future Post

"Just left a 'politics and pastries' convention — turns out the cupcakes were less divisive than the candidates!"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Battì’s most impressive quality is their ability to balance humor and critique, creating a refreshing concoction that leaves followers eagerly waiting for the next course.

Charming Quirk

The charming quirk of turning mundane moments into comedic gold makes their posts both relatable and hilarious.

Final Encouragement

"Keep mixing it up, Battì! You're serving up humor that warms the heart and tickles the brain — just remember to keep that oven door closed!"

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Fekri

✨ Maker

@fekri.io

85%

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Fekri: The Coding Cowboy of Bluesky

What is Bluesky Roast?

Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping families and food lovers plan smarter meals with PantryAI. It pulls recipes from anywhere, builds weekly plans in minutes, and even checks what’s already in your fridge so you only buy what you need.