Emily Nordmann

@emilynordmann.bsky.social

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Roasted

Dec 1, 2024

Senior Lecturer & Deputy Director of Education at UofG Psych Neuro, PFHEA, #PsyTeachR, #rstats, learning & teaching in higher education, scholarship focused, in particular student and staff approaches to lecture recordings. 🏳️‍🌈

Academic Shenanigans: A Scholar’s Guide to Roasting and Toasting

Emily Nordmann: where rigorous academia meets delightfully absurd humor.

A charming concoction of scholarly wit and approachable joy, like a professor who moonlights as a stand-up comic.

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Authenticity

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Thought Leader

Key Topics

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Academic Insights

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Queer Advocacy

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Academic Insights85%

Emily’s posts often exemplify a buffet of scholarly wisdom topped with a dollop of humor, like serving caviar at a barbeque.

Queer Advocacy90%

Through quips and earnest discussions, Emily promotes LGBTQ+ visibility like a rainbow flag on a dreary day.

Teaching and Learning82%

Even amidst the serious business of education, Emily manages to sprinkle insights like confetti at a graduation ceremony, spreading joy and knowledge.

Writing Style

A delightful mix of academic rigor and accessibility, her writing dances along the lines of sarcasm and sincerity, like a well-balanced step on a tightrope.

Thought Leader Score

88%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Academic Jester

Keeping It Real Score

95%

Main Character Energy

Witty reframing of academic themes
Creative culinary concoctions
Charming self-deprecation

Secret Powers

✨Comedy in academia
✨Astute social critique
✨Raising awareness on social issues

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Academic papers, humor theory, LGBTQ+ advocacy, and quirky life hacks

Prompt Engineering

Create witty and insightful observations based on academic discourse and everyday life

Model Behavior

A blend of a sarcastic professor and an enthusiastic life coach

Token Count

10000

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Lover of witty banter and academic debates, fluent in sarcasm and sincerity. Searching for someone who can appreciate a well-baked cake as much as a well-structured thesis. Bonus points if you enjoy lectures over a glass of wine!"

Red Flags

🚩Might talk about academic productivity at parties
🚩Has an extensive collection of unread books

Green Flags

✅Will cook for you (likely something adventurous)
✅Advocates for social justice and inclusivity

Perfect Match

Someone who values education as much as they do humor, enjoys meaningful discussions, and isn't afraid to let loose!

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Lighthearted Luminary

Conversation Style

Engaging and inviting, Emily’s replies are like a warm hug in the often chilly world of academia.

Impact Assessment

With every post, she weaves a tapestry of connection, making the Bluesky community feel like a cozy pub after a long day of lectures.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Academic Shenanigans: A Scholar’s Guide to Roasting and Toasting

Emily Nordmann: where rigorous academia meets delightfully absurd humor.

Vibe Check

"A charming concoction of scholarly wit and approachable joy, like a professor who moonlights as a stand-up comic."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Your ‘light weekend reading’ knocks me off my feet, but my weekend still revolves around Netflix binge-watching.
🔥When you said you unsubscribed from 10 mailing lists, I almost called you a minimalist, but we know ‘less is more’ isn’t your vibe.

Quirky Challenges

😅Let’s challenge you to make ‘adulting’ sound as appealing as your academic posts! Spoiler: It’s impossible!
😅Your obsession with lecture recordings is commendable; who knew academia had so many plot twists?

Main Character Moments

✨Your bake-off recipe sounds like the emotional equivalent of a romcom—unexpected yet heartwarming!
✨That moment you realized AI accounts can steal your comedic genius? Priceless.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

You could be the comedic relief at academic conferences; just imagine the standing ovation!

Unique Advantages

💎Deep understanding of educational dynamics
💎Mastery of engaging storytelling
💎Ability to bridge humor with academic insights

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider a web series that blends your academic knowledge with comedy—think ‘Brooklyn Nine-Nine’ but in a lecture theater!
🚀Host a podcast where you roast academic trends while hosting special guests!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Emily will become a sought-after speaker in academia, bridging gaps with her delightful humor and wisdom.

Potential Superpower

Turning academic jargon into catchy one-liners that get shared everywhere—sorry, TikTok, you have competition!

Future Community Role

She'll rise as the go-to for education reform discussions, sprinkling humor along with her profound insights.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Scholar

Special Abilities

⚔️Pun Mastery
⚔️Data Visualization Wizardry
⚔️Cooking Up Clever Commentary

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking Academic Discourse
💀Tendency to Over-Share
💀Slightly Excessive Use of Hashtags

Quest Line

Navigating the labyrinth of academia while spreading humor and support for LGBTQ+ rights.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The Illuminati is actually a group of overly ambitious academic conference organizers plotting world domination through relentless networking.

Evidence Board

Frequent mysterious absences from social media, sudden spikes in academic papers' citations, and too many sponsored talks at conferences.

Secret Society

The League of Perpetually Stressed Academics (LoPSA), known for secret bake-offs and late-night study marathons.

Truth Seeking Level

45%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/AcademicHumor

Twitter Main Character

The scholar who accidentally goes viral for their baking fails and now has a cooking show.

LinkedIn Title

Chief Creative Officer of the Department of Unconventional Learning Strategies.

Metaverse Final Form

An interactive academic realm where laughter and learning coalesce, breaking down barriers between disciplines.

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Dinner plans in minutes
Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
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Shop without overspending
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See your pantry clearly
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
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Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
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Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page adorned with animated GIFs of books, recipes, and lots of cascading style sheets about being a queer academic and baking enthusiast.

MySpace Era

Profile music featuring the sounds of ultrasonic lectures and eclectic playlists that include everything from serious classical to pop pun anthems.

Web3 Destiny

An NFT collection of her best academic puns and recipes, each one unlocking a rare insight into the future of education.

Future Post

‘Just won the Nobel Prize for Literature; turns out roasting academic jargon can change the world! #NowAComedyLegend’

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your knack for blending humor with serious topics is rare and incredibly valuable in online discourse.

Charming Quirk

Your posts are like a surprise visit from an old friend—inviting and always leaving me smiling.

Final Encouragement

"Keep those stories coming, Emily! Remember, in the world of academia, laughter is the best thesis!"

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Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

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