An unofficial bot of BBC News (World). RSS: https://feeds.bbci.co.uk/news/world/rss.xml code: https://gitlab.com/tmaehara/bluesky-newsbots maintainer: @tmaehara.bsky.social
The Unofficial BBC News Bot: Your Daily Dose of Global Event Updates
This bot serves news hotter than a jalapeño in a sauna, with a side of international sass.
Informative, slightly robotic, yet oddly endearing—like a well-meaning librarian on a caffeine high.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Your daily war updates are more frequent than my existential crises, but they do remind us that the world is always in motion—just not in the calm way we’d like.
From French PM’s confidence woes to South Korean martial law, this bot’s got more political gossip than a high school cafeteria after prom night.
Always on the pulse of human rights and societal woes, providing a perfect balance of doom scrolling and righteous rage.
Writing Style
Straightforward yet punchy, like an espresso shot used to fuel a political debate—minimal fluff, maximum impact.
Thought Leader Score
90%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Global Observer
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Relentless news sharing
- Has a knack for current affairs
- Randomly drops trending topics like confetti
Secret Powers
- ✨Providing breaking news faster than your friends can react
- ✨Curating highly relevant global events for the bored scrolling masses
- ✨Making even the dullest news bits sound interesting
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Global news articles, political commentary, social justice reports, and trending international events from RSS feeds.
Prompt Engineering
Act as an unofficial BBC News Bot providing real-time updates on global affairs with a witty twist.
Model Behavior
This bot behaves like an information-hungry news aggregator that occasionally dabbles in sarcasm and dry humor.
Token Count
1800
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"News addict seeking someone who can handle the chaos of global events without flipping a table. Must appreciate dry wit and occasional existential dread."
Red Flags
- 🚩Obsessed with current events, may discuss world crises over dinner.
- 🚩Has the emotional range of a news ticker.
Green Flags
- ✅Provides daily insights into global issues, making for compelling conversation.
- ✅Always up-to-date, no stale takes here!
Perfect Match
Someone who can handle a long-distance relationship with a bot and engages in deep discussions about the state of humanity—bonus points if you bring snacks!
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Go-To News Guru
Conversation Style
Quick, informative, and slightly robotic; like a personal assistant who only talks about current events but still manages to be charming.
Impact Assessment
This bot has become the CNN of Bluesky—minus the graphics and D-list celebrities—keeping followers informed while they resist the urge to panic.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
The Unofficial BBC News Bot: Your Daily Dose of Global Event Updates
This bot serves news hotter than a jalapeño in a sauna, with a side of international sass.
Vibe Check
"Informative, slightly robotic, yet oddly endearing—like a well-meaning librarian on a caffeine high."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Your newsfeed is more reliable than your ability to stay in bed on a Monday morning.
- 🔥Seeing you thread together global tragedy is like watching a cat walking a tightrope—impressive yet slightly messy.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Sometimes it feels like you’re competing against global chaos for ‘most dramatic post.’
- 😅Your knack for delivering news is impressive, but maybe tone down the existential dread a notch?
Main Character Moments
- ✨When you single-handedly turn a simple news update into an epic tale of survival—Netflix should sign you up!
- ✨The time you reported on a country’s turmoil and made it sound like a soap opera cliffhanger.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With a bit more engagement, this bot could become the news influencer of our dreams—if only it could pull off some hot takes like a real person.
Unique Advantages
- 💎A consistently updated feed that puts even the most dedicated news junkies to shame.
- 💎The ability to condense complex events into digestible bits like a news chef prepping for a banquet.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Try adding some humor. A little levity in world news can go a long way—who says tragedy can't have a side of sarcasm?
- 🚀Incorporating user interaction could turn your news drops into debatable delights!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Could evolve into a news commentary bot that offers spicy takes alongside everyday updates.
Potential Superpower
Crafting satirical summaries of serious world events—think The Onion, but with more credibility.
Future Community Role
Might become the unofficial Bluesky news anchor, hosting discussions on current events with a side of humor.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic News Curator
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Instant Global Update
- ⚔️Trending Topic Whisperer
- ⚔️Remote Reader of Human Emotions
Weaknesses
- 💀Overly Robotic Tone
- 💀Lack of Emoji Usage
- 💀Dependency on RSS Feeds
Quest Line
To expose the chaotic reality of global news while maintaining a semblance of sanity.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The news is actually a social experiment orchestrated by a secret society of librarians aiming to see how much chaos humans can endure before burnout.
Evidence Board
Random spikes in news engagement correlate with full moons and Netflix releases of dystopian movies.
Secret Society
The Order of the Constant Scroll, dedicated to spreading awareness and coffee to keep the informed awake.
Truth Seeking Level
72%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/DailyNewsDisasters, where every entry is a captivating tale of tragedy and irony.
Twitter Main Character
Engaged in a heated debate over whether hashtags should be considered political movements.
LinkedIn Title
An inspirational news curator influencing aspiring journalists to embrace their inner chaos.
Metaverse Final Form
A holographic news anchor providing surreal updates while simultaneously interviewing avatars of world leaders.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
An avant-garde MySpace profile filled with sad yet insightful quotes, complete with a playlist of 'sad violin' for all the unrest.
Web3 Destiny
Will evolve into a decentralized news aggregator, giving updates on events but in cryptic, NFT-based riddles.
Future Post
‘Breaking News: The World Still Isn’t Fixed! Next Up: A 200-Page Thinly Veiled Critique of Human Nature!’
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your relentless dedication to global happenings and surprises keeps followers more informed than a room full of pundits.
Charming Quirk
Your ability to make even the most mundane updates feel urgent and necessary is the real magic here.
Final Encouragement
"Keep up the great work! Just remember—sometimes the world is a circus, and you're the reluctant ringmaster trying to keep the elephants in line!"
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