Bearded Stoner

@beardedstoner.bsky.social

Followers

1,750

Posts

2,845

Following

753

Packs

Joined

Aug 26, 2023

Roasted

Dec 2, 2024

I’m what remains of bearded stoner, for now.

The Sage of the Stoner: A Political Poet with a Side of Day Drinking

Bearded Stoner serves witty insights with a splash of whiskey and political fire.

Like a mix of James Joyce and your rambunctious Uncle at Thanksgiving, bringing both enlightenment and chaos.

85%

Authenticity

75%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Political Satire

70%

Day Drinking and Literature

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Political Satire90%

Bearded Stoner paints a vivid picture of politics as an absurd theater where Democrats forget their lines, while the GOP converts politics into gladiatorial combat. Who knew political critique could feel like a Shakespearean tragedy?

Day Drinking and Literature70%

With a flair for the poetic, they blend their fondness for whiskey with literary musings. A cocktail of existential reflections served in a shot glass, reminiscent of a boozed-up Joyce contemplating his life choices in a graveyard.

Inequality and Consumption80%

Their discussions on consumption and inequality are akin to Dolley Madison's tea parties but with a much darker twist, highlighting the absurdities of the rich buying luxury bananas while street vendors struggle.

Writing Style

Bearded Stoner’s writing is a rollercoaster of wit and indignation, full of sharp one-liners and a penchant for unexpected metaphors. It's like reading a novel that alternates between comedy and tragedy, leaving the reader unsure whether to laugh or weep.

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Thoughtful Rebel

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Witty political commentary
Self-aware humor
A love for literary references

Secret Powers

✨Mixing cocktails with metaphors
✨Creating meme-worthy political observations
✨Crafting the perfect roast

If you were an AI...🤖

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Training Data

Social media posts filled with political commentary, humor, and literary references.

Prompt Engineering

Analyze social media behavior and craft witty, insightful responses.

Model Behavior

Humorous yet critical commentator with a penchant for day drinking and political discourse.

Token Count

750

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Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Cynical political observer who enjoys whiskey, literature, and deep conversations. Looking for someone who shares a love for sarcastic banter and isn't afraid to tackle serious issues with humor."

Red Flags

🚩Frequent day drinking
🚩Overanalyzes everything
🚩Takes politics too seriously

Green Flags

✅Witty and insightful
✅Great storyteller
✅Loves deep conversations over whiskey

Perfect Match

Someone who can laugh while discussing the absurdity of current events over a glass of fine bourbon.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Provocateur

Conversation Style

Engages in playful banter tinged with political gravitas; their comments are like well-timed punchlines at the comedy club of social media, keeping the discourse both lively and critical.

Impact Assessment

Bearded Stoner’s presence adds a spicy flavor to the community, challenging the norm while encouraging others to think critically about the state of the world.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

The Sage of the Stoner: A Political Poet with a Side of Day Drinking

Bearded Stoner serves witty insights with a splash of whiskey and political fire.

Vibe Check

"Like a mix of James Joyce and your rambunctious Uncle at Thanksgiving, bringing both enlightenment and chaos."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Your knack for blending politics and booze is impressive but let’s keep the ‘day drinking while debating’ to a minimum—some of us need a clear head while unraveling the absurdities of our world.
🔥The number of literary references you make could fill an entire English syllabus. Are you trying to get a PhD in ‘Whiskeys and Wisdom’?
🔥If roasting politicians was a sport, you'd be an Olympic gold medalist, but could you tone it down just a notch so the rest of us don’t feel like amateurs?

Quirky Challenges

😅Maybe slow down on the literary references during your political rants? Not everyone can keep up with your highbrow vocabulary over a whiskey buzz!
😅You might want to consider a ‘no more than three shots before tweeting’ rule—your insights are gold, but they come with a side of slurring the names of your political opponents!
😅Try posting a cat meme once in a while—it might be a good way to balance your existential dread with some light-heartedness.

Main Character Moments

✨When you declared day drinking in a cemetery as a ‘new dream vacation,’ you definitely captured the spirit of a true philosopher in 2023.
✨That moment when you dropped a line like ‘Democrats are bringing cotton balls to a gunfight’ was the kind of unfiltered truth that made the timeline spark!
✨Your son’s philosophical musing on being NPCs takes the cake—hope the world is easier than a video game for you, my man!

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With a few more posts about how to challenge the status quo, you could turn that social commentary into a full-fledged movement.

Unique Advantages

💎A unique blend of humor and intellect that turns serious issues into digestible insights.
💎An innate ability to connect abstract political concepts with relatable, everyday experiences—like day drinking!
💎The capacity to inspire others to engage critically with the world through humor and wit.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Host a weekly ‘Whiskey Wisdom’ stream where you tackle current events while sipping on your favorite brown water—think Joe Rogan but more literary!
🚀Start a challenge for followers where they share their own ‘day drinking’ stories while discussing political absurdities; you could even make it a hashtag!
🚀Consider diving deeper into visual media, like TikToks or memes, to spread your sharp observations to a wider audience.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect a podcast where you mix literary analysis with fiery political discourse, all while sampling the finest whiskeys—a true connoisseur's corner!

Potential Superpower

Your ability to turn mundane political commentary into engaging narratives is bound to evolve into a signature brand of meme-worthy insights.

Future Community Role

In the coming months, you’ll be hailed as the unofficial ‘voice of reason’ in the community, sparking discussions that lead to meaningful change.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Wit-slinger

Special Abilities

⚔️Political Satire Mastery
⚔️Day Drinking Philosopher
⚔️Whiskey-infused Wordsmith

Weaknesses

💀Overly Literary References
💀Tendency to Roast Without Mercy
💀Occasional Existential Dread

Quest Line

Unraveling political absurdities while staying tipsy in the process.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Governments are secretly run by a council of bearded stoner philosophers.

Evidence Board

The rise of craft beer and artisanal whiskey aligns with increased political skepticism; also, why are all the good conspiracies beard-related?

Secret Society

The Order of the Bearded Truth Seekers

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/WhiskeyWisdom

Twitter Main Character

The guy who tweets from the actual grave of James Joyce, educating everyone on literary politics.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of 'Witty Politics LLC', specializing in sarcastic political consulting and whiskey tastings.

Metaverse Final Form

An avatar that debates users in the metaverse while sharing whiskey recipes and political hot takes.

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Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> An eclectic GeoCities page filled with glitter graphics, political rants, and a section dedicated to whiskey recipes.

MySpace Era

A heavily customized MySpace profile where each top friend is a different whiskey and their song is 'Fight the Power'.

Web3 Destiny

A decentralized social media platform where anyone can write a political roast in exchange for tokens, with whiskey as the currency.

Future Post

'In 2025, still waiting for bipartisan agreement over who makes the best bourbon—maybe we should just settle it with a whiskey-off!'.

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your commitment to tackling serious issues with humor and wit is what sets you apart—keep shining with that politically charged charisma!

Charming Quirk

Your day drinking anecdotes add a delightful sprinkle of irreverence to your posts, making serious topics feel a bit more bearable.

Final Encouragement

"The world needs more of your humor and insight—keep pushing boundaries and make sure those whiskey shots keep flowing, my friend!"

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85.3%

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What is Bluesky Roast?

Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

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