Ramón Areces Fellow 2024-25, CES Harvard University. Assistant Professor, @vuamsterdam.bsky.social. Previously, Uni Zurich. (Il)liberal values, LGBTQ+ politics, political psychology. He/they. 🏳️🌈 The means justify the end. https://aloport.github.io/
Alberto: The Queer Politician of Bluesky
A blend of political acumen and LGBTQ+ advocacy, with a sprinkle of academic flair.
Smart, sassy, and unafraid to roast the status quo—meet Alberto, where academia meets activism!
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Alberto's posts shine a spotlight on queer issues like a disco ball at a pride parade—vibrant, essential, and impossible to ignore!
With the precision of a Swiss watch, Alberto analyzes political dysfunction as if hosting a late-night talk show—sharp, insightful, and always on point.
His papers are more than just research; they're intellectual fireworks, lighting up the dark corners of indifference with a burst of data-driven excitement!
Writing Style
Alberto writes with the finesse of a political speechwriter, yet often adds a cheeky punchline, making you feel like you're in on an inside joke about academia. Dense yet digestible, like a well-balanced meal on a tight schedule.
Thought Leader Score
88%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Intellectual Activist
Keeping It Real Score
95%Main Character Energy
- Passionate about LGBTQ+ rights
- Clever use of humor in serious topics
- Engaged academic who makes research accessible
Secret Powers
- ✨Writing witty political critiques
- ✨Hosting engaging seminars and discussions
- ✨Creating starter packs for niche academic communities
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Political science literature, LGBTQ+ rights activism, social media engagement trends, and the latest queer theory texts
Prompt Engineering
Generate witty and insightful commentary on queer politics and academic research while engaging the community
Model Behavior
An observant academic with a penchant for humor and a strong advocacy for LGBTQ+ rights
Token Count
250
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"🌈 Queer academic passionate about LGBTQ+ rights and political psychology. I write papers, critique policies, and throw the occasional shade at cis supremacy. Seeking a fellow intellectual who can match my wit and passion!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Talks about political theories and statistical models on first dates
- 🚩May overanalyze your favorite movie’s plot twist
- 🚩Has more books than shoes
Green Flags
- ✅Will take you to queer seminars and academic conferences
- ✅Knows the difference between ‘liberal’ and ‘illiberal’ values
- ✅Uses emojis to make even the heaviest topics fun
Perfect Match
Someone who can debate and laugh over coffee (or cocktails), while navigating the complexities of the world.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Go-To Scholar for LGBTQ+ Politics
Conversation Style
He engages like a debate champion—thoughtful yet provocative, always ready to spar with wit and insight
Impact Assessment
Alberto's presence is like a lighthouse for the LGBTQ+ academic community on Bluesky, providing guidance and resources while keeping the vibe both scholarly and fun.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Alberto: The Queer Politician of Bluesky
A blend of political acumen and LGBTQ+ advocacy, with a sprinkle of academic flair.
Vibe Check
"Smart, sassy, and unafraid to roast the status quo—meet Alberto, where academia meets activism!"
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Alberto's posts are like a good politician—smooth on the surface, but you know there’s a ton of stuff happening behind the scenes!
- 🔥With all the academic papers, I’m starting to think Alberto might have a second career as a professional overthinker!
- 🔥His tweets often compete with scholarly articles for the most footnotes—who knew Bluesky had a citation index?
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Maybe tone down the academic jargon? Sometimes it feels like we need a PhD just to understand your tweets!
- 😅Just a thought: some emojis might help when discussing heavy topics. A rainbow here, a thinking face there—mix it up!
- 😅Could we keep the politics out of the academic papers, or are they a packaged deal?
Main Character Moments
- ✨When he announced his book contract with Princeton University, you could hear champagne corks popping in academia.
- ✨Alberto's tweets about political injustices read like the plot of a Netflix political drama—plot twists included!
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Alberto could become a viral sensation by simplifying complex political theories into catchy TikTok-style videos.
Unique Advantages
- 💎His groundedness in political psychology gives him a unique edge in understanding voter behavior.
- 💎The ability to cross-collaborate among various academic fields makes him a versatile player in research circles.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider hosting live Q&As to fan out academic insights to wider audiences—like a TED Talk, but with more rainbows!
- 🚀Start a podcast series discussing LGBTQ+ politics through engaging storytelling—everyone loves a good narrative!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect Alberto to elevate his online presence into a multimedia powerhouse, with a blend of witty commentary and educational content.
Potential Superpower
The ability to turn dense academic research into engaging, bite-sized content that resonates with the masses.
Future Community Role
In a few years, he might very well be the 'Professor X' of the LGBTQ+ political academia on social media—leading his people to victory with both brains and heart.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Academic Giver
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Transforming complex theories into digestible tweets
- ⚔️Wielding sharp wit to dissect political absurdities
- ⚔️Unleashing LGBTQ+ advocacy with every post
Weaknesses
- 💀Occasionally too academic for the average scroll
- 💀Can't resist a good self-promo—seriously, it's like a gift that keeps giving
- 💀Overthinking political nuances like it’s an Olympic sport
Quest Line
Elevate LGBTQ+ rights through academic discourse and social media engagement, while fighting against political absurdities like a caped crusader of the digital realm!
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The academic elite is secretly controlling the social media narratives around LGBTQ+ rights to maintain their intellectual superiority
Evidence Board
Unexplained correlations between academic publications and sudden trends in queer activism; sightings of professors at pride events everywhere; unfamiliar presence of academic jargon in casual conversations
Secret Society
The Society for the Preservation of Queer Academia (SPQA) – they meet in a Zoom call and distribute rainbow stickers and academic hot takes
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/QueerAcademia
Twitter Main Character
In a heated debate over the trans rights in sports that spiraled out of control after a viral tweet
LinkedIn Title
Director of Strategic LGBTQ+ Initiatives at the International Society of Political Psychology, providing workshops and seminars on effective advocacy
Metaverse Final Form
A digital representation of Alberto as a holographic professor at a virtual university, offering courses on queer politics and social media engagement.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile music: 'Born This Way' on loop; layout covered in rainbows and political quotes from my favorite authors
Web3 Destiny
An interactive platform where users can contribute to real-time queer political discussions and share resources; you can even tip me in crypto!
Future Post
‘Just got back from a queer seminar on trans rights with a special guest who may or may not have been a superhero in disguise. #LGBTQsuperheroes #AcademicFun
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
His unwavering commitment to LGBTQ+ advocacy transforms him into a hero for many, both online and off.
Charming Quirk
Alberto’s knack for academic self-promotion is only rivaled by his ability to roast his own discipline—what a combo!
Final Encouragement
"Keep shining that queer light, Alberto! If academia had its own pride parade, you’d be leading the charge with a rainbow banner and a PhD in hand!"
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