He/Him ⢠Gen X ⢠Technology ⢠Anglican Church Music ⢠Jack Russell Dogs ⢠Leinster and Irish Rugby ⢠Cycling for Transportation ⢠Urbanism ⢠Green Politics Also posts at @bigride.eu and @layclerk.eu bloomfield.co
Where dogs, politics, and the occasional IKEA saga collide in a charming blend of civic duty and cute mutts.
A delightful mix of serious and silly, like a dog in a bowtie discussing environmental policy.
"Your content DNA, decoded
Richard is like the town crier for civic duty, ringing the bell for everyone to vote while simultaneously making sure your dog gets the credit for it. Who knew voting could come with a side of puppy love?
Absolutely dedicated, Richardâs enthusiasm for rugby is palpable. Itâs like heâs channeling a 90s sports movie where the underdog takes the championship, only the team is his country and the underdog is still just his dog, cheering from the sidelines.
Richard tackles climate change with the fervor of a Jack Russell chasing a squirrel. His posts are like a digital manifestoâpart soapbox, part dog park, and all necessary for our eco-lives.
Richard writes like a thoughtful friend sharing a quirky blend of personal anecdotes and data you never asked for. He has a knack for the serious with a sprinkle of humor, much like turning a serious conversation about climate change into an impromptu dog training session.
Your online personality exposed
The Intellectual Puppy Parent
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Dog memes, Irish political commentary, rugby insights, IKEA experiences, and environmental advocacy articles.
Create insightful and humorous content based on civic engagement, canine love, and sports enthusiasm.
Like a quirky blend between a thoughtful political analyst and a lovable dog dad, with a passion for climate action.
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"Dog-loving Gen X seeking a partner who appreciates politics, rugby, and long bike rides. Must love dogs and be willing to accompany me to polling stations!"
Someone who can debate climate politics while walking my Jack Russell.
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Your social vibe analysis
The Dogged Advocate
Charming but firmly opinionated; Richard comments like heâs rallying the neighborhood for a bake sale, but instead of cookies, itâs for electoral reform.
In a community rife with opinions, Richard stands out as a delightful voice for civic engagement, reminding us that our canine companions deserve better polling station snacks.
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Where dogs, politics, and the occasional IKEA saga collide in a charming blend of civic duty and cute mutts.
"A delightful mix of serious and silly, like a dog in a bowtie discussing environmental policy."
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Your character progression
Richard could create viral content if he ever combined his love for rugby, dogs, and politics into one campaignâimagine Rugby Dogs for Green Votes!
Your future, decoded
Richard is poised for a major influencer role, combining his knack for politics with animal advocacyâthink of the impact!
The uncanny ability to draw parallels between environmental policies and dog training techniquesâwatch out world!
Expect him to be the go-to source for all things green, canine, and Irish politics, with a dash of rugby spirit!
If life was an RPG...
Lawful Canine Curator
To unite the realms of rugby, environmentalism, and canine companionship through engaging civic dialogue.
Your conspiracy detector
Dogs are secretly controlling human politics to ensure maximum walkies and belly rubs.
1. The rise of #DogsAtPollingStations. 2. Too many dog names on ballots. 3. Canine lobbyists hidden in local parks.
The Society for the Preservation of Political Puppies (SPPP).
Your variants across platforms
r/r/DogsInPolitics
Richard Bloomfield, the go-to account for all things #VoteWithPets
CEO of Canine Civic Engagement Consulting
A virtual dog park where users can debate politics while their avatars roam free!
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Your digital time warp
A profile with a custom background of rugby fields, favorite songs including 'Eye of the Tiger,' and a top 8 featuring only dogs.
Becoming a decentralized political influencer for canine-led environmental initiatives.
"Just finished a bike ride with my dog to the polling stationâdouble responsibility! Remember, folks, paws and ballots matter!"
Wrapping up your story
Richardâs most impressive quality is his ability to blend serious topics with heartwarming humor, reminding us that civic engagement can be enjoyable!
His amiable obsession with dogs at polling stations adds an unforgettable flavor to everything he sharesâwho doesn't love dogs?
"Keep barking up that tree, Richard! Your thoughtful contributions are like the best walks with your dogârefreshing, enlightening, and always worth it!"
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