Stay, old k-pop fan. Feminist, biochemist and biotechnologist. I'm in therapy, 'cause my parents weren't.
🌘Blyadskii Angel🌒: The K-Pop Biochemist of Bluesky!
A captivating blend of biochemistry, K-Pop fandom, and sharp wit, making the Bluesky world a little brighter.
Like a warm cup of dopamine in the morning, with a sprinkle of existential dread!
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Blyadskii Angel openly discusses therapy, turning personal struggles into relatable anecdotes that resonate like a K-Pop chorus in your heart.
From biochemistry to promotions, their work posts echo like a motivational seminar—if the seminar included dental visits and existential crises.
K-Pop fandom isn't just a passing phase; it's a recurring character in their narrative, mixing nostalgia with current trends like a DJ remixing their favorite hits.
Whether lamenting over dental adventures or navigating the side effects of life, the content sings a tune we all recognize: 'Why can’t I just eat in peace?'.
Writing Style
Blyadskii Angel's style is a delightful mix of candid confessions and playful banter—a blend of prose that feels like a chat over coffee, filled with occasional rants about the injustices of life and the universe.
Thought Leader Score
78%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Relatable Overachiever
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Witty self-reflection
- K-Pop references
- Balanced blend of humor and depth
Secret Powers
- ✨Impressive storytelling
- ✨Comedic timing
- ✨Plant care advice
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A blend of biochemistry, pop culture references, and dark humor; optimized for relatable content creation and engaging storytelling.
Prompt Engineering
Generate witty and insightful posts that reflect personal struggles, professional achievements, and a love for K-Pop.
Model Behavior
Like a lighthearted GPT-3, but with a caffeine addiction and a penchant for existential musings.
Token Count
1150
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Biochemist with a passion for K-Pop and a knack for discussing therapy. Looking for someone who can handle both existential crises and spontaneous dance parties."
Red Flags
- 🚩K-Pop obsession might reach cult levels
- 🚩Frequent therapy sessions (but I promise I’m working on it)
- 🚩Possibly too much dental drama for your liking
Green Flags
- ✅Candid and honest about feelings
- ✅Great at making you laugh (even when I’m sad)
- ✅Knows how to brew a perfect cup of coffee
Perfect Match
Someone who can appreciate both deep conversations and the latest K-Pop hits, while sharing snacks and lounging in a cozy apartment.
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Save recipes from anywhere
One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.
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Dinner plans in minutes
Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
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Shop without overspending
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
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See your pantry clearly
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
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Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
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Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Go-To Therapist and Friend
Conversation Style
Engages with humor and sincerity, perfect for a late-night heart-to-heart or a midday meme exchange.
Impact Assessment
Their presence in the community is like a slice of home-baked pie at a potluck—comforting and always welcome.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
🌘Blyadskii Angel🌒: The K-Pop Biochemist of Bluesky!
A captivating blend of biochemistry, K-Pop fandom, and sharp wit, making the Bluesky world a little brighter.
Vibe Check
"Like a warm cup of dopamine in the morning, with a sprinkle of existential dread!"
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥When it comes to finding motivation, you're like a plant in the dark—struggling to find the light, but still growing!
- 🔥Your K-Pop obsession might just be the secret to your biochemistry success—who knew those catchy hooks were educational?
- 🔥The amount of therapy you attend could fund an actual lab!
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Admitting that sometimes, you’d rather scroll Bluesky than sleep, fostering a passionate bond with your pillow.
- 😅Turning every dental visit into a mini saga is both a talent and a curse—who knew teeth could inspire so much drama?
- 😅Attempting to find the right VPN while balancing life feels like trying to solve a Rubik's cube blindfolded.
Main Character Moments
- ✨Vowing to work while half-asleep, yet still producing engaging, relatable content that leaves us in stitches.
- ✨Realizing that for every dental appointment, there’s a life lesson worth tweeting about, even if it involves the loss of feeling in your face.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
There’s a poet inside your scientific mind—balance your biochemistry with a creative outlet like writing or art!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Your unique blend of science and pop culture creates a niche that’s both entertaining and enlightening.
- 💎Your candidness about mental health can resonate deeply, making you a relatable figure in the community.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider incorporating more creative writing into your posts; it could take your narratives from good to great.
- 🚀Updates about your biochemistry adventures could attract more followers looking for both wisdom and wit!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect a podcast where you blend pop culture, science, and mental health—because you know we’d all subscribe!
Potential Superpower
Connecting with followers through storytelling, making every post feel like a comforting voice in their heads.
Future Community Role
You might just become the unofficial Bluesky life coach, blending humor and insight into a service we didn’t know we needed!
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic K-Pop Scientist
Special Abilities
- ⚔️K-Pop References
- ⚔️Existential Dread
- ⚔️Therapeutic Wit
Weaknesses
- 💀Sleep Deprivation
- 💀Overthinking
- 💀General Adulting
Quest Line
From Lab Assistant to Senior Biochemist while navigating the chaotic waters of therapy and dental visits.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The government is secretly using K-Pop idols to distract us from climate change and existential dread.
Evidence Board
1. The rise of catchy K-Pop songs coinciding with major political events. 2. The uncanny influence of BTS on global diplomacy. 3. My own inability to concentrate on serious issues while jamming to BLACKPINK.
Secret Society
K-Pop Conspirators United.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/OverthinkingBiochemists
Twitter Main Character
The one debating whether to cancel their dentist appointment or go for a supportive K-Pop concert instead.
LinkedIn Title
The CEO of a biotech firm: 'I blend pop culture with serious science—let’s innovate together!'
Metaverse Final Form
A biochemist navigating a virtual world where K-Pop idols help solve real-world issues.
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Save recipes from anywhere
One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.
- 🗓️
Dinner plans in minutes
Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
- 🛒
Shop without overspending
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
- 📸
See your pantry clearly
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
- 👨👩👧
Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
- 💸
Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile song: A catchy K-Pop hit, with a layout showcasing my top 8 biochemists and K-Pop groups.
Web3 Destiny
Owning a crypto project that combines K-Pop with biotechnology innovations (R.O.P. - Rhythm of Plants).
Future Post
'Just got promoted to biochemistry guru while still diving deep into therapy—who knew adulting could be this chaotic?'
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your strength lies in your ability to seamlessly weave humor into the fabric of real life, making every struggle seem lighter.
Charming Quirk
Your dedication to sleeping well and navigating the world of wellness is both endearing and relatable.
Final Encouragement
"Keep sharing your truth with us—after all, life’s too short not to roast yourself a little while shining bright!"
What is Bluesky Roast?
Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping families and food lovers plan smarter meals with PantryAI. It pulls recipes from anywhere, builds weekly plans in minutes, and even checks what’s already in your fridge so you only buy what you need.
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