What is Bluesky Roast?

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88.7%

79.5%

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@unfollow.blue

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@ndeyefatoudiop.bsky.social

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Crafting90%

Bre is the Martha Stewart of Bluesky, but with a side of spooky horror - who knew the crafting world could be so unnerving?

Game Reviews70%

Watch out, IGN! If you thought playing video games was hard, try aiming at a horse while battling your own thumb coordination.

Creepy Objects80%

Bre’s ability to spot and critique cursed items is unparalleled - the true horror movie critic we never knew we needed!

Writing Style

A delightful blend of playful banter and casual confessions, like chatting with a best friend over a cup of tea (or coffee, depending on the melatonin).

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Artsy Idealist

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Crossover Queen (art, music, tech)
Emotional Rollercoaster Narrator
Cursed Object Critic

Secret Powers

✨Accidental Philosopher
✨Impromptu Meme Generator
✨Bilingual in Crafting and Sarcasm

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A blend of crafting tutorials, gaming critiques, and existential ponderings.

Prompt Engineering

Crafting expert who attempts to navigate the chaotic realms of video games without losing their sanity.

Model Behavior

Whimsically confused, mixing creativity with sarcasm and the occasional insightful comment.

Token Count

250

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Crafty soul on a quest for existential meaning through art and gaming. Love cross-stitching, horror-themed critiques, and laying on the road—figuratively, of course!"

Red Flags

🚩Recent melatonin habit might lead to unpredictable moods.
🚩Frequent mentions of cursed items—what's up with that?
🚩May lapse into existential musings during casual chats.

Green Flags

✅Passionate about a variety of creative pursuits.
✅Has a collection of cute cross-stitch projects to share.
✅Willing to teach you how to craft (at your own risk).

Perfect Match

Someone who loves artsy chaos, enjoys gaming fails, and can appreciate the beauty of a well-placed backstitch!

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Island of Misfit Crafts

Conversation Style

Upbeat with a dash of dark humor, like a cupcake with a surprise filling of existential angst.

Impact Assessment

Bre adds a much-needed layer of creativity and sincerity to the bluesy tapestry of Bluesky; truly the heart of the craft community!

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Bre: The Cross-Stitching Czar of Bluesky!

A crafty blend of whimsy and warmth, with a sprinkle of existential dread!

Vibe Check

"Curiously charming, like a knitted heart worn proudly on a sleeve."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥That melatonin dosage could give a bear hibernation envy!
🔥Even your cursed items are more popular than my last family gathering; what's your secret?
🔥Your quilting skills are so good, even the fabric is jealous!

Quirky Challenges

😅Trying not to form emotional attachments to every crafting project (they can't all be 'the one').
😅Navigating video game controls like a toddler at a butcher shop—just chaos everywhere!
😅Maintaining a steady supply of caffeine to combat creative burnout while cross-stitching at 2 AM.

Main Character Moments

✨That moment you manage to turn a year-old abomination into a social media triumph—legendary!
✨When you inadvertently send a blue envelope that could save the world—now that's a plot twist!
✨Conquering the complex world of Death Stranding while simultaneously stitching a masterpiece—multi-tasking goals!

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

There’s a whole influencer niche waiting for your unique blend of crafting and gaming commentary—you could be the next big thing!

Unique Advantages

💎Crafting skills that could rival Pinterest boards.
💎A quirky sense of humor that keeps followers chuckling.
💎An inspiring enthusiasm for trying new things, even in pixelated worlds.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀More photos of your crafting chaos—people love seeing the messy side!
🚀Engage with more fellow gamers—bridge those crafting and gaming worlds!
🚀Try live-streaming your cross-stitching sessions, it could become a thing!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect Bre to dominate the Bluesky crafting scene with viral trends and tutorials!

Potential Superpower

Master of Crafty Commentary—melding art with humor like a wizard with a wand!

Future Community Role

The go-to guru for all things cross-stitch—Bluesky’s crafting sage!

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Craftsperson

Special Abilities

⚔️Whimsical Cross-Stitching
⚔️Cursed Object Analysis
⚔️Melancholic Game Reviews

Weaknesses

💀Melatonin Overload
💀Digital Clumsiness
💀Existential Dread

Quest Line

Navigating the tumultuous waters of crafting and gaming while avoiding cursed items.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Cursed crafting items are a government experiment to distract us from real issues.

Evidence Board

Numerous references to creepy objects, the popularity of crafting among young voters, and a sudden rise in the consumption of melatonin.

Secret Society

The Cross-Stitch Cabal—protectors of all things crafty yet spooky.

Truth Seeking Level

75%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/CursedCrafts—where the bizarre meets the creative.

Twitter Main Character

Bre vs. The Cursed Cross-Stitch—an epic saga of showcasing horror-themed projects that go viral.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of Bre-makes-stuff LLC—connecting gamers and crafters in an unprecedented union of quirky art.

Metaverse Final Form

A digital crafting studio where all creations take on a life of their own, complete with sarcastic commentary.

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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Welcome to my GeoCities page! Here, I showcase my early cross-stitching adventures and my opinions on 90s cartoons.

MySpace Era

MySpace profile filled with glittering GIFs of crafting supplies, punk rock music tastes, and endless embeddable playlists.

Web3 Destiny

Embracing the Web3 crafting revolution, selling unique patterns as NFTs and hosting cross-stitch metaverses.

Future Post

Just finished a cross-stitch of my favorite video game character while pondering the meaning of life... still no answers.

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Bre’s ability to find beauty in craft and chaos is an inspiration.

Charming Quirk

Those tiny percentage updates that bring us all along for the ride!

Final Encouragement

"Keep stitching your stories together, Bre; the world needs more of your colorful chaos!"

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