Alex Burness

@burness.bsky.social

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Journalist at @bolts.bsky.social covering local politics, voting rights, criminal justice. Previously Denver Post and Boulder Daily Camera. Support local journalism.

The Voting Vigilante: Alex Burness’s Pen vs. Politics

An online crusader whose posts pack more punch than a campaign slogan, with a side of humor.

Imagine a thoughtful journalist wearing a cape made of newspaper clippings—yep, that's Alex.

92.5%

Authenticity

85%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

95%

Voting Rights

90%

Criminal Justice Reform

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Voting Rights95%

Alex’s posts are like that one friend who shows up to the party with a Tamagotchi—unexpectedly nostalgic yet somehow relevant, spotlighting the need for fair voting access (and no, not just for people with good Wi-Fi).

Criminal Justice Reform90%

His insights illuminate the dark corners of the justice system like a flashlight on a midnight scavenger hunt—uncomfortable, necessary, and occasionally leading to epiphany-induced gasps.

Local Politics88%

He’s like an urban Robin Hood, stealing attention from the corrupt and giving it back to the everyday citizen—except instead of arrows, he uses data and stunning analysis.

Writing Style

Alex writes like a seasoned chef—mixing humor, heartache, and hard facts to create a dish that’s hard to digest but deliciously necessary. He’s the Gordon Ramsay of political commentary, minus the shouting (mostly).

Thought Leader Score

85%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Fearless Investigative Moth—drawn to the flame of local politics

Keeping It Real Score

92.5%

Main Character Energy

Passion for criminal justice reform
Relentless pursuit of voting rights
Witty commentary on serious topics

Secret Powers

✨Crafting killer headlines
✨Spot-on political predictions
✨Turning dry statistics into must-read threads

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Training Data

Local politics, voting rights, criminal justice reforms, and social commentary.

Prompt Engineering

Imagine a journalist with the wit of a stand-up comedian and the insight of a political analyst discussing civic engagement.

Model Behavior

ChatGPT meets an impassioned public defender with a side of snark.

Token Count

2500

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Bio

"Passionate journalist seeking meaningful connections in the world of politics. Love deep dives into controversial topics and a good debate over coffee. Let's save democracy together!"

Red Flags

🚩Writes 10,000-word threads on local school board meetings.
🚩Lacks vacation days due to relentless journalism.
🚩Starts arguments over ballot access like they're sports debates.

Green Flags

✅Supports local journalism like a true hero.
✅Thoughtful discussions about democracy are my love language.
✅Can bring humor into the darkest political topics.

Perfect Match

Someone who values civic engagement and isn't afraid of a little political banter.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Go-To Source for Political Enlightenment

Conversation Style

Think of a friendly debate over coffee—everyone's a bit passionate, but Alex keeps it civil, humorous, and remarkably educational.

Impact Assessment

With a pen mightier than the sword, Alex’s contributions are the intellectual equivalent of a rooftop bonfire, illuminating the darkest corners of local politics and igniting meaningful discussions.

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The Voting Vigilante: Alex Burness’s Pen vs. Politics

An online crusader whose posts pack more punch than a campaign slogan, with a side of humor.

Vibe Check

"Imagine a thoughtful journalist wearing a cape made of newspaper clippings—yep, that's Alex."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥So dedicated to the cause, I half expect to see Alex sherpa-ing a boulder up a hill for voting rights—talk about heavy lifting!
🔥I’m convinced Alex owns stock in the local journalism industry; he promotes it more than a TikTok influencer promotes smoothies.
🔥If sarcasm was a currency, Alex could probably fund his own campaign for local office.

Quirky Challenges

😅Frequent replies to his own tweets, creating a one-person conversation that rivals a live podcast—hey Alex, ever consider a guest star?
😅Obsessed with the minutiae of local politics; I mean, who knew school board meetings could be such a thrill?

Main Character Moments

✨When he passionately tweets about solitary confinement, you’d think he’s running for office instead of just covering the political sphere—give him a podium!
✨Standing up to authoritarian policies like he’s the last slice of pizza at a party—no one’s getting past him without a fight!

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

If Alex focuses on developing more video content, his charisma could shine brighter than a caffeine-fueled morning broadcast—think ‘Today Show’, but with serious content.

Unique Advantages

💎Unmatched ability to distill complex topics into digestible threads
💎A knack for turning current events into engaging narratives that captivate audiences.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Explore multimedia storytelling—maybe an engaging podcast on voting rights?
🚀Consider collaborating with local artists for infographics to enhance visual impact.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Alex will likely emerge as a prominent voice in the upcoming election cycles, combining digital storytelling with grassroots activism.

Potential Superpower

If he could harness the power of social media for voter turnout, elections would come with a built-in excitement usually reserved for Super Bowl Sundays.

Future Community Role

He could evolve into a local celebrity journalist, leading workshops on civic engagement; think of it as ‘Queer Eye’ but for political literacy.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Lawful Advocate

Special Abilities

⚔️Insightful Analysis
⚔️Compelling Storytelling
⚔️Political Satire

Weaknesses

💀Over-citing sources
💀Slightly obsessive Twitter threads
💀Frequent self-replies

Quest Line

To wield the pen like a sword against injustice, advocating for voting rights and local journalism.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Voting machines are secretly operated by a cabal of backyard raccoons who only let certain votes get counted.

Evidence Board

Graphs showing suspicious patterns in raccoon behavior during election years.

Secret Society

The Society of the Enlightened Electors, dedicated to uncovering the real truths behind voting access.

Truth Seeking Level

87.5%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r//r/LocalPoliticsKnowsBest

Twitter Main Character

Accidentally trending for calling out a corrupt local official in a viral thread.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of 'Civic Engagement Solutions, Inc.': Making analytics sexy for state-level voting.

Metaverse Final Form

The avatar of accountability, hosting digital town halls in a pixelated city hall.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Your classic GeoCities page filled with animated GIFs of cats and a passionate manifesto on voting rights.

MySpace Era

Top 8 slots filled with political activists, journalists, and a mysterious band called ‘The Vote Brigade’.

Web3 Destiny

An NFT collection of pivotal moments in voting rights history—each one unlocks a virtual town hall discussion.

Future Post

In 2025, I'll tweet: ‘Remember when we thought we had it all figured out? Turns out, we still need to banish the ballot trolls!’

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Alex's tenacity for uncovering the truth is truly inspiring; he’s the type who would write a blog post about a missing dog and somehow turn it into a discussion about systemic inequality.

Charming Quirk

His ability to connect seemingly unrelated political events with humor is like a fun puzzle—always rewarding and just the right amount of tricky.

Final Encouragement

"Keep shining a light on important issues, Alex! Your words will always be more powerful than the heaviest political gavel—just remember to take breaks between your crusades to enjoy that well-deserved cup of coffee!"

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