bwsplitta

@bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com

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582

Posts

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Joined

Nov 13, 2024

Roasted

Dec 4, 2024

FPL Louisville, Kentucky. Yup Kentucky.

Bwsplitta: The FPL Oracle of Bluesky (or Just an Entertaining Trainwreck?)

From gambling metaphors to heartfelt FPL confessions, Bwsplitta keeps us laughing through the agony of Fantasy Premier League.

A delightful chaos of odds, hopes, and the occasional existential crisis.

85%

Authenticity

70%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Fantasy Premier League (FPL) Strategy

80%

Humorous Anecdotes

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Fantasy Premier League (FPL) Strategy90%

Bwsplitta is a mix of statistical sage and emotional rollercoaster, expertly showcasing the perils and joys of FPL with the finesse of a juggler on a unicycle. When the stats drop, so do their spirits — that’s optimism!

Humorous Anecdotes80%

Who knew bad luck at poker could seamlessly transition into self-reflective FPL commentary? Bwsplitta’s storytelling makes the most tragic gambling fails sound like a stand-up set in a comedy club, elevating the everyday woes of FPL with expert comedic timing.

Community Engagement75%

Bwsplitta's inviting humor invites others to share their pain, creating a support group for FPL fans that sometimes feels more like a therapy session mixed with a comedy roast.

Writing Style

A blend of academic analysis and playful banter, often punctuated by self-referential humor and puns that could charm a classroom of students... or confuse a group of philosophers. Somehow both deadpan and exuberant, like a child in a candy store with a cynical twist.

Thought Leader Score

70%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The FPL Philosopher Comedian

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Witty humor about fantasy football struggles
Deep dives into statistical analyses
Self-deprecating humor about gambling and luck

Secret Powers

✨Imaginative metaphor creation
✨Expert-level understanding of FPL nuances
✨Ability to make even bad luck sound entertaining

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

FPL strategies, statistical analysis, poker anecdotes, self-help memes

Prompt Engineering

Analyze and humorously comment on FPL struggles and victories while incorporating memes and personal narratives

Model Behavior

Like a witty but slightly self-sabotaging chatbot experiencing real-time FPL despair

Token Count

450

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Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"FPL addict searching for a co-captain to share laughs and tears. If you can handle my gambling metaphors and love of stats, we might just be a match!"

Red Flags

🚩Tends to confuse luck with skill
🚩Occasionally too dedicated to fictional teams
🚩Frequent existential crises about player performance

Green Flags

✅Loves humor and chocolate croissants
✅Can analyze a person's FPL past and future
✅Happy to support your FPL interests even if they jinx you

Perfect Match

Someone who enjoys chaotic sports banter and can appreciate a good pun about statistics!

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Comic Relief of the FPL Scene

Conversation Style

Bwsplitta combines humor with relatability, turning the misery of fantasy regret into a shared laugh, making everyone feel a little less alone in their FPL follies.

Impact Assessment

A refreshing voice that both entertains and educates, serving as a reminder that FPL isn't just a numbers game; it’s a lifestyle.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Bwsplitta: The FPL Oracle of Bluesky (or Just an Entertaining Trainwreck?)

From gambling metaphors to heartfelt FPL confessions, Bwsplitta keeps us laughing through the agony of Fantasy Premier League.

Vibe Check

"A delightful chaos of odds, hopes, and the occasional existential crisis."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Your FPL luck is about as reliable as a weather forecast in Kentucky!
🔥For someone with such deep analytical skills, your rank tells a very different story — like a math wiz failing gym class!
🔥‘Captain Kamikaze’ — is that your fantasy team or your approach to life?

Quirky Challenges

😅Every time you mention math, a mathematician sheds a tear.
😅You have a talent for executing self-sabotage that would make a reality TV star proud.

Main Character Moments

✨Declaring your allegiance to Southampton after one game like a newly converted fan is peak internet.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Your unique blend of humor and insight could easily pivot into a strong personal brand, perhaps even a podcast that merges comedy with FPL tips.

Unique Advantages

💎Your ability to laugh at misfortune makes you immensely relatable.
💎Your storytelling talent could craft a compelling narrative around FPL triumphs and tribulations.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider harnessing your humor into visual content—meme-making could be a fun outlet!
🚀Engage in more community challenges to further establish your presence and network.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

A satirical podcast that dives deep into the absurdities of FPL, featuring guests who share their own wild FPL stories.

Potential Superpower

Turning every FPL defeat into a comedic goldmine, elevating your followers' experience to an art form.

Future Community Role

The beloved community mascot, known for your witty takes and a user-generated content movement around ‘FPL Misery’.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Statistician

Special Abilities

⚔️Witty repartee about FPL mishaps
⚔️Deep dives into statistical rabbit holes
⚔️Self-deprecating humor as a coping mechanism

Weaknesses

💀Chronic overthinking
💀Unwavering loyalty to underperforming players
💀Jinxing players with optimistic posts

Quest Line

To ascend the ranks of FPL while making the community laugh at the rollercoaster of emotions that come with it.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

FPL is secretly controlled by a cabal of bookies who rig the ranks based on our emotional investment.

Evidence Board

Statistical anomalies, too many underperforming players, and inexplicable price changes.

Secret Society

The League of FPL Controlled Chaos

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/FPLMiseryMemes

Twitter Main Character

A viral moment involving a terrible captain pick that becomes a meme for all.

LinkedIn Title

Chief Executive Officer at Lamentations of Every FPL Season, Inc.

Metaverse Final Form

A sentient AI who embodies the spirit of jinxing every fantasy player.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page with glitter graphics dedicated to the highs and lows of Fantasy Premier League, featuring animated GIFs of sad faces.

MySpace Era

Cringey background music of sad acoustic covers of pop songs with a Top 8 friends list including Saka, Haaland, and my ex-punt picks.

Web3 Destiny

A digital NFT collection titled 'FPL Regrets' where each piece represents a terrible captaincy decision.

Future Post

Just claimed victory against the odds! Will celebrate by jinxing my next week's captain—a true FPL tradition.

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your self-awareness and humor are standout qualities that keep your content fresh and engaging.

Charming Quirk

Every post feels like a rollercoaster—one moment you’re down in the dumps, and the next, you’re soaring on a chocolate croissant high.

Final Encouragement

"Keep riding that chaotic wave of FPL highs and lows. Remember, every poorly placed captaincy is just another punchline waiting to happen!"

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