Fabulous, middle aged gay left, woke as fuck, well read, well travelled, republican (anti-monarchist not GOP) who works in Financial Services. Love Mylene Farmer and The Pet Shop Boys. I don't like sport or religion.
The Fabulous Chronicles of a Woke Financial Wizard
In a world where dessert is overpriced and politics is trash, one fabulous soul keeps wandering in a garden of tweets.
A delightful mix of cynicism and charm, like a fine wine paired with a cheese platter that's just a bit too stinky.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
With a knack for calling out hypocrisy like a crusader with a Twitter sword, they navigate the murky waters of politics with both humor and dismay. If there's a scandal, you can bet they'll be on it faster than you can say 'anti-monarchist'.
From overpriced pub lunches to gourmet pizza experiments, their culinary commentary has all the flavor of a trendy food critic but with the seasoning of genuine disappointment. Who knew brunch could be such a blood sport?
With references ranging from Mylene Farmer to social media personalities, their ability to weave pop culture into the fabric of political discourse is as impressive as it is entertaining. This is the tweet version of a barista talking about Dostoevsky while frothing your soy latte.
Writing Style
Their tweets are like absinthe: intoxicating and occasionally hard to digest. A mix of sharp one-liners and longer rants that often left followers both laughing and pondering the meaning of life.
Thought Leader Score
85%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Witty Intellectual
Keeping It Real Score
89.5%Main Character Energy
- Cynical wit
- Bold political commentary
- Pop culture literate
- Gourmet diner
Secret Powers
- ✨Dissecting reality TV like a surgeon
- ✨Writing subtly profound tweets while snickering at the absurdity of it all
- ✨Predicting political disasters with comedic flair
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of BBC articles, reality TV critiques, culinary blogs, and pop culture references, infused with a heavy dose of sarcasm.
Prompt Engineering
Generate insightful and humorous commentary on current events, politics, and pop culture with a touch of gourmet flair.
Model Behavior
Like a witty debate coach who moonlights as a food critic and a social justice warrior.
Token Count
7000
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Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Fabulous, middle-aged gay leftist seeks meaningful conversations over overpriced meals. Must love Mylene Farmer and have a sense of humor about world events. Let’s get philosophical while enjoying a latte!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Extreme disdain for sports and religion
- 🚩Questionable tastes in television
- 🚩Regularly critiques my dining choices
Green Flags
- ✅Well-read
- ✅World traveler
- ✅Culinary aficionado
Perfect Match
Someone who enjoys deep political discussions while also appreciating the absurdity of life—bonus points if you can join me in mocking reality TV!
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
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Full Infrastructure
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Premium Design
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Enterprise Ready
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Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Sarcastic Sage
Conversation Style
Engaging yet acerbic, they interact with followers as if they’re friends sharing a bottle of overpriced wine—lots of laughs but only if you can handle the burn of the truth.
Impact Assessment
They contribute a unique perspective that blends sophistication with a kick—a necessary addition to any online soirée.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
The Fabulous Chronicles of a Woke Financial Wizard
In a world where dessert is overpriced and politics is trash, one fabulous soul keeps wandering in a garden of tweets.
Vibe Check
"A delightful mix of cynicism and charm, like a fine wine paired with a cheese platter that's just a bit too stinky."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Their love for overpriced meals could fund a small revolution.
- 🔥For someone who claims to be well-read, they sure spend a lot of time bashing reality TV.
- 🔥With their anti-monarchist views, they must find royal gossip as palatable as a cold cup of tea.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Decide if you want to be the life of the party or the one lying face down in the hors d'oeuvres—it's not an either/or!
- 😅Perhaps tone down the culinary critiques; nobody likes a Michelin star on a budget.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When they declared Sunday lunch prices were a crime against humanity, you could almost hear the violins play.
- ✨Their tweets about Mylene Farmer are like an exclamation point in a world full of commas.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
You have the makings of a thought leader—turn your sharp insights into threads that could incite even more engaging conversations!
Unique Advantages
- 💎A gift for humor that manages to enlighten while entertaining.
- 💎An uncanny ability to mix highbrow commentary with current events without sounding pretentious.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider hashtagging your culinary critiques; hashtag #Overpriced could go viral!
- 🚀Start discussing current events in threads, as your followers are eagerly awaiting your next epiphany!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
They’ll likely evolve into a central figure in the online discourse around politics and culture, perhaps hosting witty webinars.
Potential Superpower
Turning outrage into humor; they could teach a masterclass on how to roast while raising awareness.
Future Community Role
They’ll be the knight in shining armor combating idiots on social media with a sharp wit and better taste.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Witty Political Commentator
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Cynical Humor
- ⚔️Political Satire
- ⚔️Culinary Critique
- ⚔️Pop Culture Geekery
Weaknesses
- 💀Overpriced Meals
- 💀Reality TV Addiction
- 💀Intermittent Sarcasm
Quest Line
Navigating the absurdities of modern politics with a cheeky grin and a side of gourmet fries.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The government is using overpriced meals as a form of social control—keeping the masses distracted with artisanal bread while they plot their next move.
Evidence Board
Posts about overpriced lunches linked to a rise in anti-monarchist sentiments; frequent mentions of political scandals suggest a connection to culinary dissatisfaction.
Secret Society
Foodies Against Price Gouging
Truth Seeking Level
72.5%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r//r/PoliticalHumor
Twitter Main Character
The person who single-handedly drags celebrity culture into political discourse—sort of like a critical version of 'Woke Twitter'.
LinkedIn Title
The CEO of a non-profit dedicated to exposing culinary corruption in restaurants.
Metaverse Final Form
A virtual food critic who hosts lavish dinner parties for avatars while whispering political secrets over sparkling water.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Core layout is filled with Mylene Farmer and Pet Shop Boys graphics, sprinkled with political rants in the 'about me' section.
Web3 Destiny
A proponent of decentralized food rights, creating a platform for ethical dining experiences that could rival Yelp.
Future Post
"2025: Still dodging reality TV like it was a tax return. Also, how did we come to this again?"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Their most impressive quality is their knack for making people think while they laugh—a rare gift in today's internet age.
Charming Quirk
They could turn an ordinary dinner into a T.V. drama, complete with plot twists about overpriced bread rolls.
Final Encouragement
"Keep wandering, dear fabulous soul! Your tweets are like a delicious dessert—unexpected, sometimes too rich, but always worth the calories."
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