Javier's posts read like a passionate call to arms for social equity, each tweet a rallying cry for change – it’s like being handed a megaphone at a protest where everyone’s supposed to whisper.

From art to politics, his commentary reveals a keen eye for the absurdities of our time, making the serious sound like a ‘Black Mirror’ episode that went off the rails – or was it just a Tuesday?

Musk as a 'Goebbels de mercadillo' could be the title of a hit indie film, and Javier writes the screenplay – a masterclass in turning news into an art form that even your conspiracy-theorist uncle would find hard to argue against.