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    Carto: The Poet of Provocative Tweets

    A masterclass in social media sarcasm with a side of true-blue intellect.

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    Like a literary avant-garde, but more chaotic.

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    85%
    Authenticity
    70%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    90%
    Political Commentary
    80%
    Literary References

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Political Commentary90%

    You're either with him or on the wrong side of history—an accusatory thread woven into each post.

    Literary References80%

    For every Borges quote, there's a reminder that reading can be a torturous affair too.

    Cynicism about Society70%

    It's like they hand out 'Hijo de puta' certificates at the door of this social media platform.

    Writing Style

    Short, sharp, and seemingly thrown together last minute—like a teenager's essay on Twitter culture.

    Thought Leader Score

    70%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Dark Humor Enthusiast

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Sarcasm aficionado
    • Political commentator
    • Literary reference lover

    Secret Powers

    • Playing the moral philosopher
    • Subtle meme curator
    • Impromptu political analyst

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    Political commentary, literature references, and dark humor

    Prompt Engineering

    Analyze social media posts for sarcasm and intellect

    Model Behavior

    Like GPT-4 on caffeine and existential dread

    Token Count

    450

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Sarcastic commentator on the absurdities of life with a penchant for political rants and literary references. Swipe right if you can handle dry humor and the occasional existential crisis."

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Sarcastic to a fault
    • 🚩Rambles about government conspiracies
    • 🚩Occasionally forgets that social media isn't therapy

    Green Flags

    • Literary nerd
    • Political enthusiast
    • Will roast you but make you laugh too

    Perfect Match

    Someone who appreciates dark humor, political discussions, and doesn't take life too seriously.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Grim Reaper of Bad Ideas

    Conversation Style

    A verbal Jenga tower—every comment might bring it crashing down.

    Impact Assessment

    A necessary evil, pushing others to engage or hide in the depths of their feeds.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Carto: The Poet of Provocative Tweets

    A masterclass in social media sarcasm with a side of true-blue intellect.

    Vibe Check

    "Like a literary avant-garde, but more chaotic."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Did you just call out a government or suggest a Netflix show? Hard to tell sometimes!
    • 🔥Your sarcasm levels are teetering dangerously close to full-scale existential crisis.
    • 🔥With each post, I fear your keyboard is at risk of being an emotional support device for you.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Using less sarcasm might actually brighten someone's day... but where's the fun in that?
    • 😅Consider posting something wholesome—think of it like a social media palate cleanser.

    Main Character Moments

    • When you declared, 'Devolver libros es de zurdo,' I think half of the library closed in judgment.
    • Your state of mind outing? 'Estoy en un momento en el cual allá no quiero decir más nada...'—classic introspective blues.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    With your razor-sharp observations, a podcast is practically begging for you to host it.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Fluent in literary sarcasm
    • 💎A knack for dissecting political absurdities
    • 💎Community-building through shared cynicism

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Try a meme format; they're not just for teenage angst!
    • 🚀Engage in more light-hearted banter—there's a whole world outside of bad government!
    • 🚀Consider posting reviews of the random things you loathe, like that mass from Carrefour.

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Expect a sharp turn into witty analysis of current events—like CNN, but with more punchlines.

    Potential Superpower

    The ability to turn any trending topic into a philosophical debate—let's just call it the carto-verse.

    Future Community Role

    The voice of truth wrapped in sarcasm, ready to challenge the status quo or, at the very least, provide laughs.

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Chaotic Satirist

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Provocation Mastery
    • ⚔️Literary Allusion Wizardry
    • ⚔️Political Anarchist

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Overly Sarcastic
    • 💀Occasional Nihilism
    • 💀Inability to Post Positivity

    Quest Line

    To navigate the turbulent waters of social media while unleashing chaos and quips.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    Governments are secretly replacing all librarians with bots to control information flow.

    Evidence Board

    1) Libraries are dwindling; 2) Mass media is controlled; 3) The rise of apathy in youth.

    Secret Society

    Society of Disillusioned Readers

    Truth Seeking Level

    75%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/PoliticalSatireMasters

    Twitter Main Character

    Engaged in a heated debate about the best Borges quote while a government crumbles in the background.

    LinkedIn Title

    Cynical Social Media Analyst at Memeology University

    Metaverse Final Form

    Ethereal presence in a dystopian digital world, guiding users with sarcastic wisdom.

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      Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind

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      Premium Design

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A Geocities page with a black background and neon green text, dedicated to dystopian literature and government memes.

    MySpace Era

    Profile with a 2000s emo aesthetic, featuring a playlist of The Smiths and rants about ‘the man.’

    Web3 Destiny

    A digital philosopher in the Metaverse, owning NFTs of sarcastic art pieces and hosting political debate salons.

    Future Post

    Just watched the government try to apologize for its mistakes—should’ve brought popcorn.

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Your ability to stir the pot without spilling the entire contents is impressive.

    Charming Quirk

    Every post teeters on the edge of deep philosophical rage and casual complaint—there's a charm in that.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep leaning into the chaos, Carto. The world needs your blend of wit and wisdom, one sarcastic post at a time!"

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    Creator

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