1. A blog to help chemists find jobs. (chemjobber.com) 2. Towards a quantitative understanding of the quality of the chemistry job market
Chemjobber: The Alchemist of Online Chemistry Banter
A chemist who blends humor with serious chemistry talk, serving up good vibes and insightful job advice.
Mixing science with a dash of comedy, like an experimental cocktail that’s always a hit!
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Chemjobber’s posts are like the career GPS for chemists—always providing clear directions while dodging the potholes of despair in the job market!
From sobriety milestones to memories of his father, he humanizes the chemistry world, proving that even lab coats can have heartwarming backstories.
A master of pun and whimsy, with posts that make you chuckle and cringe simultaneously—like accidentally measuring something in microliters instead of milliliters.
Whether asking for tips on professional attire or sharing heartfelt stories, Chemjobber connects with followers like a well-calibrated pipette: precise and reliable!
Writing Style
Brevity meets brilliance—his posts range from minimalistic LOLs to detailed science discussions, like a text that’s both a tweet and a thesis!
Thought Leader Score
87%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Witty Scientist
Keeping It Real Score
95%Main Character Energy
- Skeptical Humor
- Community-Centric
- Insightful Perspective
Secret Powers
- ✨Job Market Analysis
- ✨Clever Wordplay
- ✨In-depth Scientific Commentary
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Chemistry job postings, personal reflections on sobriety, humorous chemistry puns, and community engagement.
Prompt Engineering
Craft engaging posts around chemistry topics, career advice, and personal anecdotes with a humorous twist.
Model Behavior
A mix of supportive mentor and quirky scientist, blending humor with depth.
Token Count
750
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Seeking someone who loves chemistry—whether you’re in a lab or just living life. Must appreciate the beauty of a well-scheduled meeting and a good pun on a Saturday night."
Red Flags
- 🚩Can get too serious about job applications.
- 🚩Loves niche chemistry jokes that few understand.
- 🚩Confuses lab attire with fashion week.
Green Flags
- ✅Creates a nurturing space for chemists.
- ✅Good at mixing both fun and facts.
- ✅Definitely the kind of person who calls pipettes 'squeezies'.
Perfect Match
A fellow chemist who can appreciate sarcasm, shares a love for scientific discussions, and isn’t afraid to wear a lab coat on a date.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Chem-Blogger extraordinaire
Conversation Style
A mix of teacher and friend, Chemjobber’s replies are like chemistry labs: collaborative and sometimes explosive!
Impact Assessment
A genuine force for good, Chemjobber is a beacon of support for chemists navigating their professional landscape—like a Bunsen burner illuminating the lab!
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Chemjobber: The Alchemist of Online Chemistry Banter
A chemist who blends humor with serious chemistry talk, serving up good vibes and insightful job advice.
Vibe Check
"Mixing science with a dash of comedy, like an experimental cocktail that’s always a hit!"
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Your timeline is like a periodic table—full of elements, but still waiting for a little more chaos!
- 🔥With all your job market advice, can we nominate you for the ‘Career Chemist of the Year’? It's a fictional award…for now!
- 🔥You’ve got the chemistry of a great scientist, but the fashion sense of a lab coat left out in the rain.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅The overwhelming need to explain jokes to non-chemists—every tweet is a potential science lesson!
- 😅You might want to look into cold weather attire; 'professional wear' and 'Florida' seem to be in a heated debate in your posts.
- 😅Getting sidetracked by interesting but seemingly unrelated links—one moment you're discussing job applications, the next we’re diving into NMR magnets!
Main Character Moments
- ✨Realizing your kid calls pipettes 'squeezies' and proudly owning it like a true dad!
- ✨Surviving Thanksgiving with chemists while juggling discussions about blue garlic—talk about culinary chemistry!
- ✨Graciously accepting that your most engaging post is one about the dreaded scheduling of meetings on Thanksgiving—Oh, the humanity!
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With your knack for engaging content, consider starting a video series. Chemistry needs more cooking shows featuring actual chemistry!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Major expertise in the chemistry job market, making you a go-to source for many!
- 💎You know how to blend humor and facts—your scientific stand-up act is just waiting to happen!
- 💎Connections to chemists around the world, functioning like a chemistry-LinkedIn for users who prefer humor over formalities.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Host a casual Q&A session on job applications—could make a killer Twitter Space!
- 🚀Experiment with video content to showcase chemistry in a humorous, engaging way—think of it as 'Chemistry Meets TikTok'!
- 🚀Collaborate with other chemists for a 'Chemistry Coach' series on career advice—would definitely go viral!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Your future evolution involves a podcast dedicated to the whims and woes of the chemistry job market—think of it as 'Chemistry's Got Talent!'
Potential Superpower
Expertly bridging serious issues and humorous content, making you the unofficial ambassador of chemist camaraderie!
Future Community Role
Positioned to become an online career consultant for chemists worldwide; your followers will need to start calling you the 'Chemistry Career Guru'!
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Chemist
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Job Market Oracle
- ⚔️Pun Master
- ⚔️Emotional Catalyst
Weaknesses
- 💀Over-explaining
- 💀Fashionably Awkward
- 💀Digressing into tangents
Quest Line
Navigating the labyrinth of chemistry careers while keeping the humor alive.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The chemical industry is controlling job postings to ensure only the best chemists succeed, as part of an elaborate scheme to produce the world’s finest iced coffee.
Evidence Board
The abrupt rise of ‘hot chemist’ social media trends correlates with increased coffee consumption.
Secret Society
Order of the Synthesis: A secret group that meets to discuss the perfect reactions and how to revolutionize the job market.
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/ChemistryMemes—Where the jokes are as reactive as the chemicals discussed!
Twitter Main Character
Building a case against a fictional ‘Chemistry Antifa’ trying to ruin the reputation of chemists everywhere.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of ‘Chemistry Connections’—the ultimate networking platform for chemists featuring a 'formal wear' section.
Metaverse Final Form
An avatar that hosts virtual lab spaces and career workshops while wearing a lab coat and goggles in a digital science wonderland.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
An early MySpace profile with a top 8 dedicated to favorite chemistry textbooks and awkward photos in lab coats.
Web3 Destiny
Creating a blockchain for chemical patents with a side hustle as an NFT artist specializing in chemical reactions.
Future Post
Excited to announce my first job fair for synthetic chemists! Let’s make job hunting more chemistry-themed—think colorful posters and maybe a Bunsen burner bake-off!
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your weaving of personal stories with professional advice makes chemistry feel like a shared journey—like lab partners in the experiment of life!
Charming Quirk
Your constant reflection on the chemistry job market is like a quirky lab experiment that’s never quite finished—always evolving and improving!
Final Encouragement
"Keep mixing it up, Chemjobber! Your unique perspective and humor are like the best laboratory equipment—always ensuring a successful experiment!"
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