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@chemprofcramer.bsky.social

Followers

1,206

Posts

1,216

Following

535

Packs

Joined

Sep 26, 2023

Roasted

Dec 1, 2024

UMN ChemProf Emeritus. Army vet. MOOC vet. Cancer vet. Dad of 3(human)/2(feline). Chicagoan. Armed with a keyboard and eerily immune to shame! NOT speaking for UL Research Institutes here.

Professor Cramer: The Chem Professor Who Tweets Like a Stand-Up Comic

A scientific sage with a knack for comedic timing and an impressive follower count that rivals his affinity for avocados in the freezer.

Quite the mix of dad jokes and serious academic musings, served with a side of cat memes—what's not to love?

89%

Authenticity

75%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Safety Awareness

95%

Chemistry

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Safety Awareness90%

With an alarming frequency, you remind the world that Thanksgiving safety is no joke. It's like you're the self-appointed safety officer of every holiday meal, serving both caution and carbs!

Chemistry95%

You can reduce complex scientific ideas to hilarity—like atoms being binary. Who knew checking chemical behavior could come with a side of sarcasm? Keep making science fun; we need it!

Chicago Culture85%

In your posts, Chicago isn’t just a city; it's a character, complete with snow-induced fire lighting rituals and traffic woes. You seem to have turned local grievances into comedic gold.

Writing Style

You juggle academic seriousness and rogue humor like a circus performer on a unicycle. Your posts are phrased like an abstract, but with punchlines that hit harder than your chemistry finals.

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Quirky Scholar

Keeping It Real Score

89%

Main Character Energy

Academic wit
Charming self-deprecation
Infatuation with cats

Secret Powers

✨Unexpected stand-up comedy
✨Creating viral memes on science
✨Shaming followers with avocado facts

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Chemistry, Comedy, Cat Behavior, Chicago Weather, Thanksgiving Safety Tips

Prompt Engineering

Create humorous yet insightful posts mixing academic knowledge with everyday observations and dad jokes

Model Behavior

A blend of witty wordplay and precise scientific acumen that creates an engaging, humorous narrative

Token Count

25000

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Dating App Edition💝

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Bio

"Chemistry professor who can make you laugh while educating on atomic behavior. Love cats and Chicago winters—yes, I do light my train tracks on fire! Looking for someone who appreciates dad jokes and can handle the layers of academia."

Red Flags

🚩Might discuss avocados too much
🚩Obsessed with safety stats during holidays
🚩Will likely send you cat memes instead of texts

Green Flags

✅Loves deep conversations about science
✅Has a soft spot for furry friends
✅Appreciates a good pun and a safe Thanksgiving

Perfect Match

Someone who can bring balance to my life of academia and humor; must love cats and be okay with spontaneous science discussions.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Dad Joke Ambassador of #ChemSky

Conversation Style

You engage like a professor who moonlights as a stand-up comedian—teaching moments wrapped in humorous anecdotes.

Impact Assessment

You bring a much-needed chuckle and sanity to academic discourse; your followers likely appreciate your ability to infuse levity into serious subjects.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Professor Cramer: The Chem Professor Who Tweets Like a Stand-Up Comic

A scientific sage with a knack for comedic timing and an impressive follower count that rivals his affinity for avocados in the freezer.

Vibe Check

"Quite the mix of dad jokes and serious academic musings, served with a side of cat memes—what's not to love?"

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥You’ve turned Thanksgiving safety tips into a viral sensation—who knew fire extinguishers were the hot new holiday accessory?
🔥Your follower count might be high, but let’s face it, you’d still lose a battle of wits with a well-placed cat meme.
🔥With your follower count hotter than avocados in your freezer, we eagerly await your TED Talk on Social Media Engagement 101.

Quirky Challenges

😅The uncanny ability to talk about cats more than you do about complex chemistry topics—is this a chemistry professor’s secret agenda?
😅You're at risk of turning every holiday into a safety seminar; remember, it's okay to not be 'on' all the time!
😅How about a post that doesn't relate back to your cats or a chemistry joke? We’re on to you!

Main Character Moments

✨The moment you casually dropped that you sang with Angela Merkel—seriously, who even has that as a footnote in their life?
✨When you declared, 'I invented the blue sky'—the metaphorical mic drop of the online academic community!

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

You could be the next viral science communicator, trading equations for punchlines while educating the masses.

Unique Advantages

💎A solid grasp of chemistry that you can translate into relatable content.
💎A natural knack for turning academic discussions into engaging Twitter threads.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Maybe consider writing a book titled 'Chemistry for Comedians'—because science definitely needs better jokes.
🚀Engage more with your followers' comments; your wit could turn even the most mundane reply into gold!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect a series of TikTok-like videos where you perform chemistry experiments with a side of dad jokes.

Potential Superpower

Mastering the art of making academic content go viral—think Bill Nye meets George Carlin.

Future Community Role

You might evolve into the beloved 'fun uncle' of the academic community, inspiring laughter and thought-provoking discussions.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic Scholar

Special Abilities

⚔️Master of Puns
⚔️Cat Whisperer
⚔️Safety Officer Extraordinaire

Weaknesses

💀Overly Analytical
💀Canadian Geese Distractor
💀Occasional Avocado Obsession

Quest Line

To spread scientific awareness through humor, while avoiding catastrophic lighting malfunctions during the Christmas season.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Cats are secretly monitoring human behavior to prepare for a takeover.

Evidence Board

1. Cats pursue their own agenda, sneaking up at night. 2. Owners are merely pawns in their game. 3. Strange coincidences during full moons—could it be?

Secret Society

The International Society of Cat Influencers (ISCI) that secretly controls the internet.

Truth Seeking Level

85.5%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/AcademicComedy

Twitter Main Character

The professor who single-handedly turned Thanksgiving into a national safety seminar

LinkedIn Title

Dr. Cramer, Networking Virtuoso at AcademiaHub, where humor meets higher education.

Metaverse Final Form

A version of him that’s an all-knowing cat sage guiding humans through their existential crises in a virtual Chicago.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page filled with glittery backgrounds, cats, and ‘90s science experiments, with a guestbook inviting visitors to leave their thoughts.

MySpace Era

Bold choice of layout: Black background with neon-green text and a top 8 that could only include cats and scientists.

Web3 Destiny

Crafting a decentralized platform for academic discourse via NFT memes and chemistry facts.

Future Post

2025: "Just invented a new element that cures boredom—it's called Dadium!"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your charisma shines through every post, turning complex topics into accessible, humorous content.

Charming Quirk

That delightful self-awareness when you roast your own follower count is truly endearing.

Final Encouragement

"As you light up the Bluesky with your comedic brilliance, remember: a little less avocado storage, a bit more outrageous science!"

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