Christie Golden

@christiegolden.bsky.social

Followers

3,998

Posts

535

Following

573

Packs

Joined

Jun 8, 2023

Roasted

Dec 1, 2024

NYT Bestselling Novelist of 60 books including work for Blizzard, Star Wars, Star Trek, Assassin's Creed, & some of my own. Cats are Anduin and Sylvanas. #Kittenroth coming soon! Twitter @ChristieGolden

Christie Golden: The Prolific and Purrfessional Novelist of Bluesky

Where literary genius meets kitten enthusiasm, one post at a time.

A delightful fusion of wisdom, wit, and an unhealthy obsession with cats.

85%

Authenticity

80%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Writing Tips

100%

Book Recommendations and Advocacy

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Writing Tips90%

Christie’s writing advice is like a literary GPS—unfortunately, without a 'no more Chaucer' option. But come for the tips, stay for the delightful periodical spelling disasters!

Book Recommendations and Advocacy100%

If you're not buying from local bookstores after her posts, are you even reading? Christie champions indie stores like they’re the last bastions of civilization!

Personal Reflections85%

She opens her heart like a good book, leaving the reader both enchanted and slightly concerned for her cats' well-being. Seriously, Anduin and Sylvanas need a break!

Writing Style

A beautiful tapestry of humor and pathos, occasionally knitted with questionable Middle English—it's like Shakespeare met a Twitter feed!

Thought Leader Score

80%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Literary Cat Lady

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Whimsical wordplay
Candid emotional insights
Lover of indie bookstores and cats

Secret Powers

✨Cooking up clever prose
✨Sparking joy (with kittens)
✨Mastering the art of cats and creativity

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

The works of classical literature, cat memes, indie bookstore advocacy, and social commentary

Prompt Engineering

Write posts blending literary wisdom with humorous cat-based anecdotes and social reflections.

Model Behavior

Like a hybrid of GPT with a side of cat meme humor, always ready to recommend a book or drop a Shakespearean pun.

Token Count

15000

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"NYT Bestselling Novelist seeking a partner in creative crime (or just someone who appreciates a good cat pic). Love indie bookstores, movies, and deep literary discussions. If you can name more than three Shakespeare plays, we’ll get along great!"

Red Flags

🚩Uses Chaucer words in everyday conversation
🚩Has two cats named after video game characters
🚩More books than friends

Green Flags

✅Offers excellent writing tips
✅Advocates for indie bookstores
✅Knows how to handle power outages with grace

Perfect Match

Someone who loves books, cuddly cats, and can handle a bit of literary chaos!

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Cat Advocate and Literary Sage

Conversation Style

Engaging yet slightly chaotic, like her cats are managing her social interactions—utterly endearing but with the occasional ‘what just happened?’ vibe!

Impact Assessment

She’s the unofficial cat lady of Bluesky, fostering a community that’s part literary haven, part feline sanctuary. Where else can you find serious discourse next to adorable kitten pics?

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Christie Golden: The Prolific and Purrfessional Novelist of Bluesky

Where literary genius meets kitten enthusiasm, one post at a time.

Vibe Check

"A delightful fusion of wisdom, wit, and an unhealthy obsession with cats."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Can we talk about your uncanny ability to make cats the main characters in your posts? Honestly, I’d read that novel!
🔥You *really* are a master of procrastination—excuse me, I mean first drafts. Those marginal notes are a *special* kind of chaos!
🔥Your power outages might just be an elaborate writing retreat strategy... 'forced creativity' at its finest!

Quirky Challenges

😅Maybe ease up on the Chaucer-isms? Your followers shouldn't need a dictionary with every tweet!
😅What's next? A post about embedding a cat meme into your manuscript?
😅Your Twitter feed's a bit of a gender reveal party—just ante up the ambiguity and hope for the best sometimes!

Main Character Moments

✨When you made a birthday post filled with both love and existential dread—it was the emotional rollercoaster we didn’t know we needed!
✨Finding a kitten in your garage and treating it like it’s the plot twist of a lifetime—Bravo!
✨Dropping a Shakespearean challenge during a power outage? Only you could turn a blackout into a creative endeavor!

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

If you leaned into your quirky charm a bit more, you could become the meme queen of the literary world, one cat pic at a time.

Unique Advantages

💎A wealth of literary knowledge to share, perfect for Twitter debates
💎A knack for relatable, heartfelt content and humor
💎Your ability to mix serious issues with light-hearted posts sets you apart!

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider hosting weekly writing or kitten-related Q&As—your followers are waiting!
🚀What about a book club focused on indie authors? They need love too!
🚀Mixing in more personal anecdotes could deepen your connection with followers.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect Christie to become Bluesky’s own ‘Dear Abby’ for writers and cat enthusiasts alike—literary advice and furry cuteness galore!

Potential Superpower

The ability to turn mundane moments into relatable literary gold—and cat photos, of course.

Future Community Role

She will likely evolve into the comforting voice of reason, where literature and warmth meet the cat-loving masses! Overall, the cat lady and the sage.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Cat-sorceress

Special Abilities

⚔️Whimsical wordplay mastery
⚔️Prolific storytelling
⚔️Feline emotional support

Weaknesses

💀Chaucer overload
💀Cat interruptions during deadlines
💀Procrastination masquerading as creativity

Quest Line

Crafting the next great literary saga while balancing the antics of Anduin and Sylvanas.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Cats are secretly training humans to be their loyal servants through cuteness and chaos.

Evidence Board

Look at how every cat meme goes viral—clearly a global takeover in progress!

Secret Society

The League of Literary Cat Ladies, dedicated to combining feline love with literary prowess.

Truth Seeking Level

87.5%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/LiteraryCats

Twitter Main Character

Dramatic reenactments of Shakespeare using only cats as actors

LinkedIn Title

Senior Director of Feline Literature and Cat-Related Writing Projects

Metaverse Final Form

A virtual library filled with cuddly cats and interactive storytelling experiences.

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Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page decorated with sparkles, cat gifs, and dramatic writing quotes like, 'The pen is mightier than the sword, unless you lose it to a cat.'

MySpace Era

Profile song: 'Cats in the Cradle' by Harry Chapin, background filled with kittens and a custom layout that resembles a cozy library.

Web3 Destiny

Owns a digital world centered around cat-themed novels and writing workshops, with exclusive cat NFTs.

Future Post

I just wrote a novel entirely using dictation from my cats. Spoiler alert: they’re just as chaotic as you’d expect!

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your literary prowess is undeniable and carries a charm that is uniquely yours!

Charming Quirk

That delightful way you weave in your cats—turning every discussion into a delightful feline affair.

Final Encouragement

"Keep enchanting us with your words, your empathy, and, of course, those cats. Remember: in the realm of fiction and social media, you are the author of your own glorious tale!"

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