Progressive United Methodist Pastor | Pastor of Asbury United Methodist Church in Bettendorf, Iowa | Elder in Full Connection in the Iowa Annual Conference UMC | obl OSB | Believer in God’s boundless love for all people.
Pastor Tim Bonney: The Progressive Social Media Shepherd
Navigating the digital flock with faith, humor, and a desire for a kinder internet.
A blend of spiritual wisdom and occasional tech frustrations, sprinkled with some good old-fashioned Methodist love.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Tim loves to keep the community engaged, whether it’s supporting LGBTQ+ rights or worship services. You’d think he has 'community organizer' on his resume somewhere!
He’s the self-appointed sheriff of social media, ready to call out unnecessary reposts and 'Giving Tuesday' absurdities. If there were awards for this, he'd win 'Best Digital Policer' hands down!
Tim’s posts often reflect a rich tapestry of faith, prayer, and community service. It's like a digital Bible study class, only with fewer awkward silences.
Writing Style
Tim’s posts read like a blend of a thoughtful sermon and an engaging blog. He’s not above throwing in a meme or two to keep the digital congregation entertained!
Thought Leader Score
70%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Tech-Savvy Shepherd
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Progressive views combined with traditional values
- Frequent engagement with community issues
- Involvement in social media etiquette
Secret Powers
- ✨Digital community building
- ✨Crafting thoughtful prayers
- ✨Honing in on social media trends
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Posts on faith, community, social justice, and social media etiquette
Prompt Engineering
Create thoughtful, inclusive content with a humorous touch while encouraging dialogue.
Model Behavior
Compassionate yet critical, blending humor with serious topics.
Token Count
1000
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Looking for a partner to share deep discussions on faith and social justice. Bonus points if you can navigate social media trends like a pro!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Has a thing for hashtags
- 🚩Might preach at you on a first date
- 🚩Can get overly passionate about social media etiquette
Green Flags
- ✅Loves community service
- ✅Supports LGBTQ+ rights
- ✅Enjoys a good meme now and then
Perfect Match
Someone who can share a laugh while engaging with the world in a meaningful way.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Encouraging Advocate
Conversation Style
Tim engages like a friendly neighborhood pastor—informative with a side of humor, often inviting conversation rather than heated debate.
Impact Assessment
His presence can be likened to a warm hug after a long day—comforting and uplifting, encouraging everyone to be part of the larger conversation.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Pastor Tim Bonney: The Progressive Social Media Shepherd
Navigating the digital flock with faith, humor, and a desire for a kinder internet.
Vibe Check
"A blend of spiritual wisdom and occasional tech frustrations, sprinkled with some good old-fashioned Methodist love."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Posting about Thanksgiving on Thanksgiving is like wearing white after Labor Day—timely but a little cliché, Tim!
- 🔥Your posts about 'Giving Tuesday' made me think you might be the Grinch who's not ready for Christmas!
- 🔥More hashtags than a group of teenagers at a concert—#DoYouEvenBreatheTim?
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Gotta up that emoji game in your posts, Tim. It’s time to preach with pizzazz!
- 😅Consider a post about something besides church and current events—maybe a hobby? Plenty of pastors out there posing with their houseplants!
- 😅You could write the 'Methodist Guide to Online Etiquette.' I wouldn't even charge you for the idea!
Main Character Moments
- ✨That time you got 38 likes on an ebook deal and made it feel like an impromptu fundraiser—classic Tim!
- ✨Your heartfelt Thanksgiving wishes were like a Hallmark movie—sincere and somehow cozy.
- ✨When you called out the reposts from X, did you hear the collective 'Amen!' from every fed-up social media user?
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
You could potentially spearhead a movement for more compassionate online interactions—#KindnessOverClicks anyone?
Unique Advantages
- 💎A voice that carries weight in the spiritual community
- 💎An authentic and relatable approach to social issues
- 💎Ability to blend humor and heart in digital storytelling
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Explore video content—start a series where you share quick pastoral thoughts while walking your dog!
- 🚀Get into the world of memes; the next great religious meme could very well come from you!
- 🚀Host discussions on faith in the digital age—create a space for both theological musings and tech talk.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect Tim to become the go-to person for church-related guidance on social media platforms, bridging gaps between faith and digital interactions!
Potential Superpower
Harnessing the power of hashtags like a pro! Soon he'll be the 'Hashtag Apostle' of Bluesky!
Future Community Role
He'll likely evolve into a digital community leader, uniting Methodists and others in a quest for kindness and compassion online.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Progressive Social Media Shepherd
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Digital Community Building
- ⚔️Social Media Critique Masterclass
- ⚔️Faith and Spirituality Sharing
Weaknesses
- 💀Over-reliance on hashtags
- 💀Occasional tech jargon
- 💀A tendency to sound like a sermon
Quest Line
Navigating the digital wilderness to foster a more inclusive and loving online community.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The secret society of progressive pastors planning to take over social media—one hashtag at a time!
Evidence Board
Handwritten notes on napkins, various tweets about church-state separation, and a collection of memes about digital kindness.
Secret Society
The Society of Caring Congregations (SCC) - meeting in Zoom rooms for maximum outreach.
Truth Seeking Level
15%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/MethodistMemes
Twitter Main Character
The pastor who leads an online prayer group during a viral TikTok challenge
LinkedIn Title
CEO of FaithTech, bridging faith and digital innovation
Metaverse Final Form
A digital pastor who hosts virtual services on Sundays with holographic worshippers.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A profile filled with Bible verses as status updates and a top 8 of favorite theologians.
Web3 Destiny
Becoming an NFT artist, creating digital art inspired by biblical stories, and launching a church coin for tithing.
Future Post
2025: "Just finished another blessed worship service using VR—who said church can't evolve? #VirtualBlessings"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Tim’s ability to blend spiritual insight with a modern twist makes him a standout voice online—he's like the Wi-Fi signal in a crowded church!
Charming Quirk
His penchant for hashtags adds a flavorful touch to his posts—#BlessedAndTweeting!
Final Encouragement
"Keep rocking the digital pulpit, Tim! Remember, every post is an opportunity to inspire and uplift—so preach it, and let’s make the internet a kinder place!"
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