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    Michael Schmeltz, DrPH

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    Currently a RWJF Health Policy Fellow in DC Asst. Prof. @CalStateEastBay - Climate Change, Env&Occ Health, he/him/his 🏳️‍🌈 Working at the intersection of Climate, Energy, and Health Hobbies: hiking, baking, reading, traveling, gaming

    The Climate Change Comedian: Michael Schmeltz's Bluesky Saga

    Meet the climate crusader who mixes science with a dash of humor and a sprinkle of sass.

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    A blend of climate urgency and charmingly awkward humor, like a TED Talk at a stand-up club.

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    85%
    Authenticity
    92%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    95%
    Climate Change Education
    90%
    Public Health and Policy

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Climate Change Education95%

    Michael treats climate change awareness like a dinner party, serving up insights with a side of sarcasm. Honestly, I've never learned so much while chuckling at the impending doom of our planet!

    Public Health and Policy90%

    His posts on public health issues are like a well-balanced meal: informative but with a dessert of sarcasm that makes it all go down smoothly. If only every public health bulletin came with a meme!

    Personal Insights and Anecdotes80%

    He weaves personal stories into climate discussions like a comfy old sweater, making the cold facts a bit warmer and fuzzier. It's like sharing a cup of coffee while discussing the apocalypse.

    Writing Style

    Michael's style is a delightful mix of bite-sized facts and playful banter; reading his posts feels like participating in a lively debate at a café where the topic just happens to be the fate of humanity.

    Thought Leader Score

    92%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Climate Crusader with a sense of humor

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Climate change advocate
    • Engaging communicator
    • Healthy dose of humor

    Secret Powers

    • Making complex topics digestible
    • Baking memes as well as cookies
    • Gently roasting climate deniers like marshmallows

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    Climate science papers, comedic stand-up routines, social media best practices, and memes about public health.

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate witty responses about climate change while educating about its seriousness.

    Model Behavior

    OpenAI’s GPT-3.5 with a hint of snark and a passion for the planet.

    Token Count

    12000

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    Bio

    "🌍 Climate advocate and public health ninja looking for a partner who loves hiking and baking as much as I do. Let’s save the world together while laughing about it!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Can get a bit too intense about climate stats at dinner parties.
    • 🚩I might ramble about public health policies instead of small talk.

    Green Flags

    • Passionate about cooking and the outdoors—let’s bake and hike!
    • Enjoys discussions ranging from climate change to gaming.

    Perfect Match

    Someone with a strong sense of humor who’s ready to take action and share a slice of cake!

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    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Go-to Climate Guy with a side of humor

    Conversation Style

    Engaging, often inviting laughter along with calls to action—a little like a climate TED Talk meets a comedy roast.

    Impact Assessment

    He’s the person you didn’t know you needed in discussions about climate change: insightful, relatable, and surprisingly great at keeping the vibe light even when the topic is heavy.

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    Your profile in a flash

    The Climate Change Comedian: Michael Schmeltz's Bluesky Saga

    Meet the climate crusader who mixes science with a dash of humor and a sprinkle of sass.

    Vibe Check

    "A blend of climate urgency and charmingly awkward humor, like a TED Talk at a stand-up club."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥With all those conference invites, are you secretly running for Climate Change President?
    • 🔥Your posts about climate change are warmer than summer in Phoenix—can you cool it down a notch?
    • 🔥Do you actually receive climate emergency alerts or is that just your natural tone?

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Sharing a meme about climate change without a side of butterscotch sarcasm—can you do it?
    • 😅Finding a way to tweet about good weather without mentioning climate doom—let’s see what you come up with!
    • 😅Making a post without a link to a study—dare you to try!

    Main Character Moments

    • Your posts are like spellbinding monologues that could compete with one-liners from the best rom-coms of all time.
    • That moment you roast mainstream media for covering Ivy League gossip while you talk about life-and-death climate issues—iconic!

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    With your passion for climate and health, consider a podcast—where laughter meets education for an engaged audience!

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Expertise in a critical field that’s trending across social media.
    • 💎Ability to simplify the complexities of climate science into digestible content.
    • 💎Natural charisma that could make even the dullest committee meeting entertaining.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Try creating highlight reels of your best climate jokes—think TikTok clips!
    • 🚀Start an online seminar series combining baking and climate change—call it 'Bake the World a Better Place.'
    • 🚀Engage in more direct Twitter-like banter; don't hold back that awesome wit!

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Transition from a busy Bluesky climate expert to a household name by bridging your expertise with humor—Netflix special, perhaps?

    Potential Superpower

    Crafting climate-related content that’s not only informative but also virally shareable—like a catchy song stuck in your head!

    Future Community Role

    Becoming the unofficial Climate Meme Lord of Bluesky, where your posts will inspire both action and laughter.

    Your Character Build🎮

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    Class

    Chaotic Climate Comedian

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Turning Climate Doom into LOLs
    • ⚔️Baking Climate Awareness into Delicious Memes
    • ⚔️Roasting Denial as if it were Toast

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Uses too many links
    • 💀Climbs metaphors like mountains
    • 💀Might accidentally educate while being funny

    Quest Line

    Mastering the art of humorous climate advocacy while educating the masses.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The world’s climate reports are actually written by comedians to increase engagement.

    Evidence Board

    1. Public health issues correlate with angry Twitter rants. 2. Every time a celebrity makes a climate-related post, major weather events increase.

    Secret Society

    The Society of Climate Comedians who only tell jokes that promote awareness.

    Truth Seeking Level

    72.5%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/ClimateHumorAndFacts

    Twitter Main Character

    Arguing with the troll who thinks climate change is a hoax but makes memes about global warming.

    LinkedIn Title

    Aspiring Climate Entertainer who also gently criticizes corporate greenwashing.

    Metaverse Final Form

    The avatar who gives climate talks while baking virtual cookies on a floating island.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A Geocities site dedicated to climate activism sprinkled with 90s gifs and a guestbook that no one signs.

    MySpace Era

    Custom profile with a climate change playlist titled, "Songs About Global Warming (And Heartbreak)."

    Web3 Destiny

    Owning NFTs of digital climate art that supports real-world environmental initiatives.

    Future Post

    "Excited to announce my new Netflix special: ‘Baking for the Planet.’ Let’s save Earth one cookie at a time!"

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Your unmatched ability to merge humor with critical issues makes you a beacon in the Bluesky sea of voices.

    Charming Quirk

    You have this endearing quality of blending high-stakes topics like climate change with relatable personal anecdotes, which creates a captivating narrative.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep shining that light on climate issues with your unique flair—you're the kind of activist we didn’t know we needed until now!"

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