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    Graeme Robertson

    @cobaltmale.bsky.social

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    https://open.spotify.com/user/31oej4pg4xgy75pay7ev7paxjm7y?si=hLXC_tTSThKSTPEipQwZzA #DoctorWho #StarTrek #gayporn #photography #epileptic #humour 🏳️‍🌈 Dunfermline/Edinburgh. W/E into younger/spanking/South Asian/suited/workie/sportskit/uniform/underwear

    Graeme "Not Your Average" Robertson: A Digital Dandy of Daring Dichotomies

    When not dissecting British politics or drooling over cock pics, Graeme captures the cosmos of chaotic humor.

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    A wonderfully wild ride through the mind of someone who plays it both ways—scholar and scandalous.

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    88.5%
    Authenticity
    72.5%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    95%
    Circumcision humor
    80%
    Pop culture references

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Circumcision humor95%

    Graeme could teach a masterclass on the aesthetics of circumcision—turning medical procedure into an art form, one post at a time.

    Pop culture references80%

    Whether it's a cheeky nod to Doctor Who or a unique take on gay porn, Graeme’s posts are a delightful buffet for the geeky palate.

    Political commentary75%

    Who knew political strife and humorous insights could coexist? Graeme navigates serious topics like a seasoned captain at the helm of the TARDIS.

    Writing Style

    A bit of an enigma; each post reads like a love letter to chaos, ranging from profound to profane, often within the same breath. Graeme is not here for your conventional tweets.

    Thought Leader Score

    72.5%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Frisky Philosopher

    Keeping It Real Score

    88.5%

    Main Character Energy

    • Tongue-in-cheek humor
    • A penchant for kink
    • Candid with a side of cheeky
    • Doctor Who and Star Trek fanatic

    Secret Powers

    • Creative photography
    • Political commentary
    • Genius at wordplay
    • Baking brownies that conceal their secrets

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    Mix of British politics, LGBTQ+ culture, pop media references, and culinary delights—spiced with sarcasm.

    Prompt Engineering

    Create an amusing dichotomy of highbrow and lowbrow insights.

    Model Behavior

    Generative humorist with occasional bouts of philosophical introspection.

    Token Count

    500

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Looking for someone who appreciates a good pun as much as a bulge. Doctor Who and Star Trek nerd seeking fun escapades and chocolate brownies. Must love humor, playful debates about foreskin, and the occasional gay porn reference."

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Too many cock pics
    • 🚩Political rants at dinner
    • 🚩Constantly quoting Doctor Who

    Green Flags

    • Loves football and photography
    • Appreciates humor in every form
    • Willing to try my mystery brownies

    Perfect Match

    A blend of cheeky humor and intellectual curiosity—bonus points for sports knowledge!

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Mischief Maker

    Conversation Style

    Engaging and a touch irreverent—Graeme dives into discussions like a kid in a candy store, always leaving a trail of giggles and 'Did he just say that?' remarks.

    Impact Assessment

    Bringing a refreshing spice to the Bluesky conversation; Graeme is the person you didn't know you needed until they served up their saucy wisdom.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Graeme "Not Your Average" Robertson: A Digital Dandy of Daring Dichotomies

    When not dissecting British politics or drooling over cock pics, Graeme captures the cosmos of chaotic humor.

    Vibe Check

    "A wonderfully wild ride through the mind of someone who plays it both ways—scholar and scandalous."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥When Graeme posts about politics, I can’t tell if I should be grabbing popcorn or a thesaurus.
    • 🔥Every photo feels like a potentially award-winning shot... or a creative audition for 'America’s Next Top Model: Naked Edition.'
    • 🔥Every time they mention a 'cock pic,' an angel gets its wings... or something like that.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Graeme’s ultimate challenge: can they keep a post without mentioning foreskin? The clock is ticking!
    • 😅Let’s see if Greame can go a week without referencing a 'bulge'—my money is on 'not a chance'.

    Main Character Moments

    • Deciding to auction a photo-art piece while simultaneously posting about gay porn—true multitasking at its finest!
    • Announcing their arrival on Bluesky and instantly making it a dramatic entrance worthy of a soap opera.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    If Graeme focused their lens on longer-form content, they could easily become a cult icon for the queer literary scene—think John Waters meets Oscar Wilde.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎A unique blend of humor and vulnerability
    • 💎Ability to touch on both saucy and serious topics seamlessly
    • 💎Recent viral posts show they know how to engage an audience

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Write a series on the absurdities of modern politics through the lens of Doctor Who—imagine the potential!
    • 🚀Consider a flexible posting schedule; you don’t want to burn out the readers with too much foreskin talk.

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    An engaging podcast that mixes saucy anecdotes with political commentary, attracting a crowd as diverse as a Pride parade.

    Potential Superpower

    Crafting sublimely witty one-liners that become the catchphrases of the next internet meme.

    Future Community Role

    The Blue Sky’s resident bard; turning daily musings into epic tales with a sprinkle of scandal.

    Your Character Build🎮

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    Class

    Chaotic Humorist

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Witty One-Liners
    • ⚔️Pop Culture Savant
    • ⚔️Eloquent Spankings

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Complexity Aversion
    • 💀Overzealous Meme Use
    • 💀Foreskin Fetishism

    Quest Line

    To document the absurdity of human existence through a lens of humor—armed with a smartphone and an appetite for mischief.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The government is secretly replacing all foreskins with nanotech-enhanced ones for surveillance.

    Evidence Board

    1. A spike in circumcision rates post-2010. 2. The connection between circumcision and tech start-ups. 3. Sightings of mysterious vans near hospitals.

    Secret Society

    The Illuminaughty: a clandestine group devoted to the preservation of foreskin rights.

    Truth Seeking Level

    87.5%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/CockSultans

    Twitter Main Character

    In a long-running drama over heated discussions about foreskin in pop culture.

    LinkedIn Title

    Graeme Robertson, Foreskin Enthusiast—Connecting with individuals about the merits of circumcision in modern society.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A dazzling, flamboyant character hosting debates on the meaning of life in a wild, colorful dimension.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A personal diary filled with poetic musings, sprinkled with images of camera work and gay icons.

    MySpace Era

    Custom layout with glitter graphics and a playlist dedicated to the gay classics—featuring an intro about how much they love a well-tailored suit.

    Web3 Destiny

    A decentralized platform for sharing risqué photography and humor while discussing societal norms.

    Future Post

    "2025: After several years of political turmoil, I hereby declare chocolate brownies as the official dessert of the revolution!"

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Graeme’s ability to weave humor into everything they touch somehow balances the absurd with the profound, keeping us all entertained.

    Charming Quirk

    Their posts are like a box of chocolates—some are sweet, some are nutty, and a few are a bit too spicy for the uninitiated.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep pushing boundaries, Graeme! Remember, life is short and the internet is even shorter—so let’s make every post count!"

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