Brit migrant in Italy. Remainer. Ex-lawyer and serial student of Politics/Law/IR (BA, LLM; MSt Cantab), focus on nuclear strategy. Web design hobbyist and garden design student. Foodie.
Colette Austin: The Unlikely Political Gardener of Bluesky
Navigating the political weeds with the finesse of a horticulturist.
A delightful blend of biting commentary and nurturing enthusiasm, like planting daisies in a concrete jungle.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? đ€
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Colette navigates the tumultuous waters of UK politics like a seasoned sailorâbut sometimes she's just paddling with a spoon.
Her love for Havanese over pugs is a passionate manifesto against canine crueltyâbut still, her dog probably just wants a belly rub.
She treats environmental topics with the urgency of a love letterâfull of drama, wit, and a sprinkle of guilty conscience.
Colette's views on social media's pitfalls are akin to a cautionary tale, reminding us that not all that glitters is goldâeven if it's a viral tweet.
Writing Style
Her posts read like a mix of a political manifesto and a cozy chat over tea, with footnotes and GIFs for extra flavor; sheâs the only one making national policy discussions entertaining.
Thought Leader Score
90%The Real Youâą đ
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Informed Observer
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Political acumen
- Hilariously relatable anecdotes
- A soft spot for plant life
Secret Powers
- âšCrafting elaborate political starter packs
- âšGardening tips that could rival Monty Don
- âšFinding humor in the absurdity of politics
If you were an AI...đ€
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Political analysis, social media trends, canine welfare, environmental studies
Prompt Engineering
Analyze the political landscape humorously, while also considering gardening metaphors and dog welfare.
Model Behavior
A mix of witty commentator with a hint of quirky plant enthusiast
Token Count
3500
tokensDating App Editionđ
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Passionate about politics, environmentalism, and my adorable Havanese. Join me on my quest for knowledge and well-watered plants!"
Red Flags
- đ©Tends to overanalyze dog breeds and politics, may offer unsolicited political opinions at dinner.
- đ©Spends more time engaging in political discourse than online dating.
Green Flags
- â Knows the difference between pugs and Havanese, and can articulate it beautifully.
- â Plans epic gardening dates that include insightful political nuggets.
Perfect Match
A fellow political nerd who appreciates doggos and has a penchant for the environment.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Checkđ
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Political Gardener, sowing seeds of wisdom and wit
Conversation Style
A delightful blend of sarcasm and insightâlike a witty professor who occasionally slips a pun into a lecture.
Impact Assessment
Colette's community presence is like a nourishing rain shower after a dry spellârevitalizing and occasionally accompanied by thunderous applause.
TL;DR VersionâĄ
Your profile in a flash
Colette Austin: The Unlikely Political Gardener of Bluesky
Navigating the political weeds with the finesse of a horticulturist.
Vibe Check
"A delightful blend of biting commentary and nurturing enthusiasm, like planting daisies in a concrete jungle."
Spice Level Checkđ¶ïž
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- đ„That coat post is peak 'my dog wears better fashion than I do' vibes!
- đ„Your passion for gardening is the only thing sprouting faster than the political absurdity around here!
- đ„With all your starter packs, when do we get the Colette Survival Guide for Bluesky?
Quirky Challenges
- đ Maybe tone down the hyper-analysis on dog breeds? Itâs not the Westminster Dog Show!
- đ Consider a post on something wildly mundane. Letâs see how you tackle the thrilling world of dish soap!
- đ Your 'me in the family group chat' is the most relatable yet bizarre flex I've seen.
Main Character Moments
- âšWhen you got 23,000 likes for a word of the dayâwho knew snerdling was the secret to social media fame?
- âšYour reaction to social media manipulation deserves its own awardânarrated by David Attenborough, perhaps?
- âšYour starter pack for UK MPs was so good, it felt like the Tinder profile we all need to swipe right on!
Level Up Zoneđ
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With your unique blend of knowledge and humor, you could easily host a podcast that turns political discussions into comedy hour.
Unique Advantages
- đExtensive knowledge of law and politics
- đAbility to break down complex topics humorously
- đEngaging personality that draws people in
Level Up Suggestions
- đConsider weaving in more personal anecdotesâthey add spice to the political narrative!
- đWhy not share your gardening journey alongside your political commentary? Itâs a fresh take!
- đTry covering a completely outrageous topic, like the phenomenon of people naming their Wi-Fi after politiciansâit could go viral!
Crystal Ball Timeđź
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
I foresee you evolving into Blueskyâs resident political comedian, possibly hosting virtual debates with a side of laughter.
Potential Superpower
Your ability to connect complex political issues with everyday humor will make you a beloved commentary icon.
Future Community Role
Youâre destined to become the unofficial guide for navigating the murky waters of social media politicsâarmed with puns and passion.
Your Character Buildđź
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Political Gardener
Special Abilities
- âïžPolitical Starter Pack Creation
- âïžDog Fashion Critique
- âïžEnvironmental Advocacy with Flair
Weaknesses
- đOverthinking Dog Breeds
- đIncessant Political Analysis
- đSeasonal Mood Lifts from Gardening
Quest Line
Navigating the politics of social media while cultivating a community that thrives on humor and insight.
Down the Rabbit Holeđ”ïžââïž
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The UK Parliament is secretly run by a cabal of Havanese owners advocating for dog rights.
Evidence Board
Incidents of pro-Havanese legislation mysteriously aligning with dog event dates; multiple sightings of MPs with Havanese in tow.
Secret Society
The Society of Gardeners Against Political Corruption.
Truth Seeking Level
63.5%Multiverse Youđ
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/PoliticalGardening
Twitter Main Character
Engaging in a heated debate over which dog breed should represent the UK in a diplomatic capacity.
LinkedIn Title
Head of PR for a progressive garden design firm focused on sustainability and political activism.
Metaverse Final Form
A digital utopia where every plant shares a political opinion and dogs vote on the best treats.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machineâ°
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile decked out with politically-themed layouts and Havanese-themed music playlists on repeat.
Web3 Destiny
A DAO focused on reversing climate change and advocating for dogs' rightsâbecause who better to lead than the adorable Havanese?
Future Post
"Just moved to the metaverse where my Havanese is officially the Minister of Paws and Political Climate!"
The Final TakeđŹ
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your insightful political commentary is not just informative, but also delightfully entertaining, like a political satire that doesnât make us cry.
Charming Quirk
Your uncanny ability to reference obscure political facts while chatting about Havanese dogs is charmingly bizarre.
Final Encouragement
"Keep sowing those seeds of knowledge, Colette! Just remember, a little humor can turn any political debate into a delightful garden party!"
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