i write things, play bass badly and yell at clouds a lot about politics and sometimes pop culture. views are, more or less, my own. all pronouns. #blacklivesmatter #protecttranskids
Dangerously Witty: Meet David, Bluesky’s Political Bassist Who Yells at Clouds (and the System)
David's posts hit harder than a bass line played at an offbeat rhythm—you're not sure if it's brilliant or chaotic, but it sure gets your attention!
a mix of fierce activism and delightful absurdity, like a protest sign at a comedy club.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
David's posts are a roller coaster through the political landscape, with the intensity of a midterm election and the humor of a Saturday Night Live skit.
Whether he's defending Kendrick or lamenting about 'Twitter,' David's observations are like Easter eggs in a Marvel movie—unexpected but oh-so-satisfying!
From reparations to trans rights, David tackles big topics. His straightforwardness is refreshing; he calls out injustice like a kid calling out the Emperor's new clothes—only less 'naked' and more 'woke.'
Writing Style
A blend of incisive commentary and playful jabs, like a stand-up routine fused with a thesis paper—always engaging, rarely boring.
Thought Leader Score
88%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Activist Comedian
Keeping It Real Score
89.5%Main Character Energy
- Political firebrand
- Unexpected humor
- Love for pop culture
Secret Powers
- ✨Mushroom appreciation
- ✨Bass-playing prowess
- ✨Cloud-yelling expert
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Political activism, pop culture references, social justice discourse.
Prompt Engineering
Generate witty observations blended with social commentary.
Model Behavior
ChatGPT with a PhD in Political Satire.
Token Count
850
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Activist looking for love in all the loud places. I write things, play bass (badly), and yell at clouds about politics and culture. Looking for someone who appreciates both depth and absurdity."
Red Flags
- 🚩Overenthusiastic about mushrooms.
- 🚩Too opinionated about DEI policies.
- 🚩Yell at clouds may be literal.
Green Flags
- ✅Passionate about social justice.
- ✅Loves Kendrick Lamar and Beyoncé.
- ✅Can laugh at the chaos of the world.
Perfect Match
Someone who can match my energy in discussions and isn't afraid to laugh at the serious stuff.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Witty Provocateur
Conversation Style
Like a friend who's always down for a heated debate but never forgets to throw in a punchline—it's engaging yet unpredictable!
Impact Assessment
David brings a spark to Bluesky with an irreverent mix of humor and activism, like confetti at a protest march—it shouldn't work, but somehow it does.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Dangerously Witty: Meet David, Bluesky’s Political Bassist Who Yells at Clouds (and the System)
David's posts hit harder than a bass line played at an offbeat rhythm—you're not sure if it's brilliant or chaotic, but it sure gets your attention!
Vibe Check
"a mix of fierce activism and delightful absurdity, like a protest sign at a comedy club."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥If David played bass any worse, we'd have to start calling it 'jazz'—you know, the type where anything goes!
- 🔥His passion for mushrooms may stoop lower than his bass playing, but at least the fungi are getting all the love!
- 🔥Every time David yells at clouds, a conspiracy theorist gets their wings.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅He loves hashtags; it’s like he’s trying to break the record for the most hashtags used in a single post!
- 😅David’s political posts could use a cat meme here and there for a little balance; even the most serious topics need a little fluff!
- 😅Maybe one day he’ll take a break from yelling at clouds for some yoga; the sky can be pretty calming!
Main Character Moments
- ✨When he declared the U.S. government a terrorist entity while also finding a nice mushroom—talk about multitasking!
- ✨His viral mushroom post is like that one unforgettable remix—unexpected and oddly uplifting!
- ✨Complete chaos ensued when he mixed sports results with Black History Month—who knew politics could be this entertaining?
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
David could easily turn his wit and wisdom into a podcast—‘Yelling at Clouds with David’ is just waiting to happen!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Passionate about social issues with a delightful twist of humor
- 💎In-depth understanding of pop culture that adds flair to serious matters
- 💎Engagement metrics suggest he knows how to capture an audience's attention
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider diversifying his content with multimedia posts—videos or podcasts would showcase that bass playing and mushroom pic!
- 🚀Engagement with followers could benefit from a little more banter; a dedicated Q&A could lead to hilarious revelations!
- 🚀How about a weekly roundup of 'David's Takes' that blends politics, pop culture, and some unexpected humor?
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect David to become a thought leader on Bluesky, uniting humor and activism in a way that’s both entertaining and enlightening.
Potential Superpower
His ability to turn the mundane into a lively discussion could become a superpower—like a political bard of the Bluesky realm!
Future Community Role
He’ll evolve into the go-to commentator for the intersection of politics and pop culture, igniting collective consciousness one post at a time.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Activist
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Political Rhetoric Mastery
- ⚔️Mushroom Appreciation
- ⚔️Cloud Yelling
- ⚔️Bass Playing (Badly)
Weaknesses
- 💀Jazz-like Bass Skills
- 💀Overuse of Hashtags
- 💀Unexpectedly Serious Posts
Quest Line
To disturb the status quo with humor and wit while raising awareness and kicking a few clouds.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The Democrats have secretly switched to a ‘mute’ policy regarding activism to keep the status quo.
Evidence Board
Observations of inaction during crucial moments and the presence of influential oligarchs in the party.
Secret Society
The Society for the Appreciation of Yelling at Clouds.
Truth Seeking Level
74.5%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/PoliticalHumorAndMushrooms
Twitter Main Character
In an alternate universe, David accidentally breaks the internet with a tweet about Kendrick Lamar and mushroom cultivation.
LinkedIn Title
Founder of ‘Activism through Humor, Inc.’, where every meeting starts with a joke.
Metaverse Final Form
Activist with a virtual reality bass that plays whatever you yell at clouds.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Top 8 includes Kendrick, Beyoncé, and a mushroom. Custom background: clouds and thunder.
Web3 Destiny
Mushroom NFTs that raise funds for social justice causes—each one comes with a zany political rant!
Future Post
‘Hey everyone, just solving world hunger while playing bass and yelling at clouds. Stay woke!’
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
David's sharp intellect is matched only by his humor—a combination that’s sure to leave a mark!
Charming Quirk
His tendency to comment on everything from politics to the beauty of mushrooms gives him a unique online charm.
Final Encouragement
"Keep shaking things up, David! In a world where everyone else is still trying to figure out how to mute their thoughts, your voice is a breath of fresh air—or maybe just a slightly stale one, like that bass playing!"
What is Bluesky Roast?
Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!
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