Mere

@coolstorymere.bsky.social

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Posts

104

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Joined

Jul 6, 2023

Roasted

Nov 30, 2024

north america's pre-eminent candle heiress. She/Her. criminal defense attorney, proud mom to 2 cats and a dog.

Candle Heiress and Cat Whisperer: A Comedy of Quirks

Mere blends literary musings with a sprinkle of feline chaos—who knew candle-making could be so entertaining?

Imagine if Jane Austen had a pet cat and a penchant for social media viral moments.

85.5%

Authenticity

75%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Books

95%

Pets

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Books90%

Mere's book chat is like a cozy coffee shop where everyone wears berets and pretends to have read Proust—proud, yet slightly confused about what they just read.

Pets95%

She treats her pets like royalty—if only 'Home Invasion: Cat Edition' were a real game, Hugh would win every time!

Candle Making80%

Her candle game is strong, but the real glow comes from her conversations that light up feeds, sometimes brighter than her scented candles!

Writing Style

Her posts are a delightful blend of playful banter and thoughtful reflections, like if a novel and a Twitter thread had a very chic baby.

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Aspiring Literary Cat Lady

Keeping It Real Score

85.5%

Main Character Energy

Candle heiress with a flair for the dramatic
A lawyer with a heart for both justice and fluff
A self-proclaimed cat's best friend

Secret Powers

✨Writing imaginary holiday rom-coms
✨DIY home improvements via TikTok
✨Mastering the art of whimsical book discussions

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A mix of classic literature, modern pet memes, and candle-making tutorials.

Prompt Engineering

Imagine a candle heiress, adept in law and feline antics, navigating the social media landscape like a whimsical literary heroine.

Model Behavior

GPT-Whiskers-3

Token Count

2500

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Candle heiress & criminal defense attorney by day, cat connoisseur by night. Looking for someone who appreciates both fine literature and feline chaos. Must love cats and be able to discuss the finer points of candle scents."

Red Flags

🚩An obsession with talking about my cat in every situation.
🚩A lawyer’s tendency to argue even when it’s unnecessary.

Green Flags

✅Able to laugh at my silly puns.
✅Shares a love for books and movies, especially rom-coms.

Perfect Match

Someone who can provide cat treats to my furry overlords and isn’t afraid to discuss plot holes in rom-coms.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Cat-Friendly Philosopher

Conversation Style

Mere engages like a warm hug that's slightly awkward but incredibly genuine, leaving everyone feeling like they're in on the inside joke.

Impact Assessment

Her presence adds a sprinkle of charm and a dash of intellect, making every thread feel like a mini-salon discussion.

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Candle Heiress and Cat Whisperer: A Comedy of Quirks

Mere blends literary musings with a sprinkle of feline chaos—who knew candle-making could be so entertaining?

Vibe Check

"Imagine if Jane Austen had a pet cat and a penchant for social media viral moments."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Is it a post about books? Or just another way to mention Hugh the cat? Unclear!
🔥She’s such an aspiring movie scriptwriter that it’s only a matter of time before she pitches 'Candlelight Christmas: A Feline Adventure.'
🔥Mere’s posts might be more on-brand for a candle store than a social media feed!

Quirky Challenges

😅Has anyone actually seen her cats? Or are they just a clever social media ruse?
😅Her obsession with book discussions has reached a point where even her candles are beginning to feel literary pressure.

Main Character Moments

✨That time she turned a mundane laundry discussion into a philosophical debate about the meaning of domesticity.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Mere could be the next big voice in the online literary community—imagine her running a book club for cat lovers!

Unique Advantages

💎Witty observations that could spark viral trends
💎A background in law to give her literary debates a sharp edge
💎Cute pets that could be the unofficial mascots of her book club

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider starting a podcast called 'Candlelit Conversations'—it’s soft, it’s cozy, and definitely cat-approved!
🚀Post more personal stories about her one-woman theatrical productions with her pets to up the charm level.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Her feed will soon evolve into an award-winning lifestyle blog where scented candles and cats reign supreme!

Potential Superpower

Making every mundane moment a captivating story—look out, world!

Future Community Role

She’ll become the unofficial ‘Cat Whisperer’ of Bluesky, curating heartwarming pet tales with a sprinkle of literary flair.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Whimsical Cat-Loving Feminist

Special Abilities

⚔️Literary Banter
⚔️Pet Empathy
⚔️Candle Crafting

Weaknesses

💀Intermittent Seriousness
💀Overthinking Book Recommendations
💀Puns (Dangerous Levels)

Quest Line

Searching for the perfect cat-themed book club and a script for the next holiday rom-com.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Cats are secretly running the world from behind the scenes, using their human servants to do their bidding—in this case, Mere!

Evidence Board

Hugh’s unyielding determination to sit on all the important objects plus Mere's fondness for candle-lit chaos. Coincidence?

Secret Society

The Society of Purring Literary Luminaries, dedicated to advancing the cause of cats through literature and light.

Truth Seeking Level

75%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/CandleCats, a subreddit dedicated to the best DIY candle scents that attract cats.

Twitter Main Character

The one where Mere sparks a viral debate over the best Christmas movie by live-tweeting a viewing party.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of Candles & Cats Inc.: Combining candle-making with feline-friendly practices.

Metaverse Final Form

In Zuck’s Metaverse, she runs a luxury cat café where every table has an overflowing supply of scented candles.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page filled with glittery graphics of cats and candles, with a diary documenting her candle experiments.

MySpace Era

Custom profile with cat-themed layouts and glittery cursors—top 8 features only fellow candle enthusiasts and cats.

Web3 Destiny

Her NFTs will feature unique candle designs, each with its own backstory, creating a metaverse full of scented wealth.

Future Post

Just finished my first draft of 'Candlelight Christmas: A Feline Adventure'—stay tuned for updates on my journey to make cats the stars of holiday films!

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Her ability to convey warmth and humor keeps her followers engaged and intrigued at every turn—like a favorite book you just can't put down.

Charming Quirk

Mere's knack for weaving her daily life with her love of literature keeps it interesting—who needs Netflix when you have candle-lit cat adventures?

Final Encouragement

"Keep shining, Mere! Your blend of creativity and quirkiness is what makes the Bluesky community so much fun—who knew being a candle heiress could lead to such delightful chaos?"

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