Crosseyed Noli

@crosseyednoli.bsky.social

Followers

1,227

Posts

Following

615

Packs

Joined

Jul 25, 2023

Roasted

Nov 30, 2024

Lap cat of #AltGov. Accidental elected official.

Crosseyed Noli: The Accidental Influencer of AltGov

Navigating Bluesky with the grace of a cat on a hot tin roof.

A rollercoaster of political insight and accidental hilarity.

95%

Authenticity

85%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

80%

Political Commentary

75%

AltGov

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Political Commentary80%

Noli tackles tariffs like a cat batting at a laser pointer—full of unexpected energy and yet so utterly unfocused at times.

AltGov75%

As the self-declared lap cat of #AltGov, Noli meows loudly, making sure the world knows they exist, like a cat that just knocked over your favorite mug.

Personal Anecdotes70%

Mixing personal stories with politics, Noli combines cotton candy and vinegar—surprisingly delightful yet somewhat jarring.

Writing Style

A delightful blend of brevity and spontaneity, Noli's posts read like a frenetic stream of consciousness where the cat is in charge of the keyboard.

Thought Leader Score

85%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Accidental Politician

Keeping It Real Score

95%

Main Character Energy

Unfiltered thoughts that go viral
A knack for political satire
Frequent use of emojis that say more than words

Secret Powers

✨Turning political chaos into comedy
✨Engaging in spontaneous book recommendations
✨Expert-level troll dodging

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A mix of political commentary, cat memes, and spontaneous humor, trained on the chaos of modern social media.

Prompt Engineering

Write political commentary that is both insightful and unintentionally hilarious, infused with cat emojis.

Model Behavior

Acts like a quirky political pundit with a penchant for sarcasm and unfiltered opinions.

Token Count

300

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

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Bio

"Accidental politician and lap cat of #AltGov. Seeking someone to share political memes and debate the finer points of tariffs over coffee."

Red Flags

🚩Might confuse personal beliefs with cat behavior.
🚩Susceptible to going on tangents about unrelatable topics.

Green Flags

✅Unique perspective on current events.
✅A great sense of humor about serious subjects.

Perfect Match

A fellow political nerd who isn't afraid to get a little weird with their humor.

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Squad Check🌟

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Role in Community

The Quirky Critic

Conversation Style

Engaging with the flair of a catwalk model—sometimes too much, but always memorable.

Impact Assessment

Noli's contributions add a layer of chaotic charm, making everyone feel as if they're in a brilliantly disorganized book club.

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Crosseyed Noli: The Accidental Influencer of AltGov

Navigating Bluesky with the grace of a cat on a hot tin roof.

Vibe Check

"A rollercoaster of political insight and accidental hilarity."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Posts like 'oh dear god' could use a little more context or at least a meme to justify the outburst.
🔥The emoji usage suggests Noli might be secretly typing from an eighth-grade dance party.

Quirky Challenges

😅Overusing the '📌' emoji like it’s a new form of punctuation.
😅Confusing political commentary with a cat's diary—hard to decipher the two sometimes.

Main Character Moments

✨That one time Noli expressed being an 'accidental elected official' felt like a plot twist in a bad rom-com.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Noli has the makings of a political influencer but needs to polish up the delivery like a fine catnip mouse.

Unique Advantages

💎A unique voice that resonates with a broad audience
💎Strong engagement metrics suggest they hit the right notes occasionally
💎A knack for captivating political drama

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider expanding the commentary beyond the cat meme universe.
🚀Try to channel some of that viral engagement into a more consistent posting strategy.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Noli will likely become the face of a new political meme movement, blending humor with sharp critique.

Potential Superpower

A unique ability to take complex political topics and distill them into snackable, meme-ready content.

Future Community Role

The quirky sage of social media, dropping truth bombs that somehow also include cat GIFs.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic Influencer

Special Abilities

⚔️Viral Tweet Creation
⚔️Accidental Political Insight
⚔️Master of Emojis

Weaknesses

💀Overuse of 📌
💀Confusion of cat behavior with political commentary
💀Tendency to go viral on the wrong topics

Quest Line

Navigating the treacherous waters of BlueSky as an accidental elected official while trying not to break a single glass.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The cats are actually in charge of #AltGov, and Noli is their unwitting spokesperson.

Evidence Board

All those mysterious cat memes? They're coded communications from the feline elite.

Secret Society

The Order of the Purring Politicians.

Truth Seeking Level

75%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/CatPolitics

Twitter Main Character

In an alternate universe, Noli would be the main character during a catnip-fueled Twitter war.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of Catnip Consulting, specializing in political strategy for undercover cat operatives.

Metaverse Final Form

In Zuck's metaverse, Noli is a cat avatar that runs a political cafe, serving lattes and hot takes.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page dedicated to cat memes and political rants powered by a glittery background.

MySpace Era

Custom music playlist featuring all the best cat-themed songs, and an ‘About Me’ section that’s way too long.

Web3 Destiny

An NFT collection of political cat memes that raises funds for social causes.

Future Post

In 2025, Noli will post a viral thread about how catnip is the secret to successful political campaigns.

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Noli's genuine passion for political discourse shines through, making them a refreshing voice in the chaos.

Charming Quirk

The way they mix earnestness with levity creates a distinctive online persona that's impossible not to follow.

Final Encouragement

"Keep clawing your way through the political jungle, Noli! Just remember: sometimes less is more, even if you’re a cat."

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