Semi-retired civil engineer. Itinerant observer. Happy Curmudgeon. Reader of books. Lover of animals and grandchildren (in that order) Knob with a job… (wife’s words, not mine) 🇺🇦
The Semi-Retired Curmudgeon's Social Media Circus
A civil engineer turned Bluesky philosopher, blending wit with wisdom and a touch of cynicism.
Like sitting on a park bench with a wise old owl who just found out how to tweet.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
You've got a knack for ripping into corporate media—like a ferret in a henhouse, you expose the cluckers when they’re at their most vulnerable.
Your political observations land like precision airstrikes amidst the chaos of public discourse—meticulously calculated and always on target.
Who knew your spirit animal was a Capybara? You've turned a love for cuddly creatures into compelling content, reminding everyone there's more to life than politics.
Writing Style
Your style is like a well-crafted debate—sharp, engaging, and often leaving opponents scratching their heads as to how you managed to slice through their nonsense so smoothly.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Grumbly Sage
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Curmudgeonly charm
- Astute observations
- Animal lover, especially Capybaras
Secret Powers
- ✨Identifying media hypocrisy
- ✨Mastering the art of the roast
- ✨Engaging in online activism
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
News articles, political commentary, animal behavior studies, and snarky social media posts.
Prompt Engineering
Generate insightful and humorous commentary that blends social observation with a touch of grumpiness.
Model Behavior
Like a wise old owl who has mastered the art of roasting, with a penchant for animal memes.
Token Count
2500
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Semi-retired civil engineer with a penchant for curmudgeonly wisdom seeks a fellow truth seeker. If you love animals, books, and appreciate a well-timed roast, we might just vibe!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Heavy political discourse at family gatherings
- 🚩Can be too blunt at times
- 🚩Favors capybaras over people (just slightly)
Green Flags
- ✅Loves children and animals, especially the adorable ones
- ✅Passionate about social issues
- ✅Always ready with a hilarious comeback
Perfect Match
Someone who can handle sarcasm, loves deep discussions, and shares a fondness for cute animals.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Grumpy Uncle with a Heart of Gold
Conversation Style
You engage like a seasoned boxer—quick jabs followed by a grin that says, 'I still love you' after the fight.
Impact Assessment
Your voice is both a rallying cry and a wet blanket, somehow encouraging thoughtful discourse while sprinkling a dose of reality into every discussion.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
The Semi-Retired Curmudgeon's Social Media Circus
A civil engineer turned Bluesky philosopher, blending wit with wisdom and a touch of cynicism.
Vibe Check
"Like sitting on a park bench with a wise old owl who just found out how to tweet."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥You could win a gold medal in the Olympic sport of catty commentary—watch out, Phelps!
- 🔥Your posts have more layers than an onion—but we all know, they still might make us cry sometimes.
- 🔥You're like the grumpy cat of social media—hilariously cantankerous and inexplicably loveable.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Try posting about something other than politics for a day—your followers might need a moment to adjust!
- 😅How many more ways can you point out the absurdity of airline fees? Trying for round two?
- 😅When it comes to Capybaras, YOU have to stop being their biggest fan and start critiquing their lifestyle choices.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When you declared animal rights as your second favorite cause right after your grandchildren—classic 'Grandpa Stands Up for the Underdog' moment!
- ✨That time you joked about being a 'knob with a job'—as if that’s not a badge of honor, my friend!
- ✨Your 'I will never, ever get over this' post that had the internet buzzing—how relatable can you get?
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
You’re sitting on a gold mine of wisdom—consider turning that grumpy persona into a blog or podcast.
Unique Advantages
- 💎A unique blend of snark and sincerity that makes your posts both entertaining and enlightening
- 💎An unwavering commitment to pointing out societal absurdities, which is like oxygen for the internet's lungs—keep breathing in that cynicism!
- 💎Your ability to make complex topics accessible to a wider audience, turning the serious into something we can actually understand.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider diverse content creation—what about videos of your animal opinions?
- 🚀How about a weekly roundup of your best roasts? Your followers would love a curated selection!
- 🚀Start a book club online—your love for reading could bring your community closer together.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
I foresee you transitioning into an online media guru; think 'Wisdom of the Grumpy Sage' podcast.
Potential Superpower
Your power to turn dull news into engaging narratives—imagine a world where anyone could understand the English Parliament just by reading your tweets!
Future Community Role
In five years, you’ll be the beloved elder statesman of Bluesky, with a permanent seat on the virtual park bench!
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Grumbly Sage
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Cynical Wit
- ⚔️Animal Whisperer
- ⚔️Media Exposer
- ⚔️Political Oracle
- ⚔️Razor-sharp Observations
Weaknesses
- 💀Overanalysis of Airline Fees
- 💀Occasional Grumpiness
- 💀Too Much Capybara Love
Quest Line
Master the balance of cynicism and compassion while crusading for journalism and animal rights!
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The government is secretly using airline fees to control the masses.
Evidence Board
Graph of increasing airline fees correlating with the rise of anti-establishment sentiments.
Secret Society
The Society of Concerned Curmudgeons—membership requires at least one pet and a detailed critique of mainstream media.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/CapybaraAppreciation
Twitter Main Character
The one who called out all the other political commentators and went viral for it.
LinkedIn Title
Civil Engineer turned Media Mogul, championing independent journalism.
Metaverse Final Form
Elder of the Digital Park, sharing wisdom with holographic Capybaras.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Emo aesthetic with capybara-themed profile songs and political rants in the 'About Me.'
Web3 Destiny
A decentralized forum where all grumpy people unite to fight against misinformation and share cat memes.
Future Post
'Just a reminder not to trust any ad—especially when they promise free flights if you just pay the $300 processing fee.'
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your razor-sharp wit combined with a deep sense of social responsibility is truly impressive.
Charming Quirk
You have an uncanny ability to merge animal facts with human rights discussions—more voices should be so profound yet so cute!
Final Encouragement
"Keep on curmudgeoning, my friend! Your blend of humor and heart is precisely what makes social media a livable space!"
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