crypttext.bsky.social

@crypttext.bsky.social

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Roasted

Dec 4, 2024

Semi-retired civil engineer. Itinerant observer. Happy Curmudgeon. Reader of books. Lover of animals and grandchildren (in that order) Knob with a job… (wife’s words, not mine) 🇺🇦

The Semi-Retired Curmudgeon's Social Media Circus

A civil engineer turned Bluesky philosopher, blending wit with wisdom and a touch of cynicism.

Like sitting on a park bench with a wise old owl who just found out how to tweet.

85%

Authenticity

75%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Media Critique

95%

Political Commentary

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Media Critique90%

You've got a knack for ripping into corporate media—like a ferret in a henhouse, you expose the cluckers when they’re at their most vulnerable.

Political Commentary95%

Your political observations land like precision airstrikes amidst the chaos of public discourse—meticulously calculated and always on target.

Animal Appreciation80%

Who knew your spirit animal was a Capybara? You've turned a love for cuddly creatures into compelling content, reminding everyone there's more to life than politics.

Writing Style

Your style is like a well-crafted debate—sharp, engaging, and often leaving opponents scratching their heads as to how you managed to slice through their nonsense so smoothly.

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Grumbly Sage

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Curmudgeonly charm
Astute observations
Animal lover, especially Capybaras

Secret Powers

✨Identifying media hypocrisy
✨Mastering the art of the roast
✨Engaging in online activism

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

News articles, political commentary, animal behavior studies, and snarky social media posts.

Prompt Engineering

Generate insightful and humorous commentary that blends social observation with a touch of grumpiness.

Model Behavior

Like a wise old owl who has mastered the art of roasting, with a penchant for animal memes.

Token Count

2500

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Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Semi-retired civil engineer with a penchant for curmudgeonly wisdom seeks a fellow truth seeker. If you love animals, books, and appreciate a well-timed roast, we might just vibe!"

Red Flags

🚩Heavy political discourse at family gatherings
🚩Can be too blunt at times
🚩Favors capybaras over people (just slightly)

Green Flags

✅Loves children and animals, especially the adorable ones
✅Passionate about social issues
✅Always ready with a hilarious comeback

Perfect Match

Someone who can handle sarcasm, loves deep discussions, and shares a fondness for cute animals.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Grumpy Uncle with a Heart of Gold

Conversation Style

You engage like a seasoned boxer—quick jabs followed by a grin that says, 'I still love you' after the fight.

Impact Assessment

Your voice is both a rallying cry and a wet blanket, somehow encouraging thoughtful discourse while sprinkling a dose of reality into every discussion.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

The Semi-Retired Curmudgeon's Social Media Circus

A civil engineer turned Bluesky philosopher, blending wit with wisdom and a touch of cynicism.

Vibe Check

"Like sitting on a park bench with a wise old owl who just found out how to tweet."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥You could win a gold medal in the Olympic sport of catty commentary—watch out, Phelps!
🔥Your posts have more layers than an onion—but we all know, they still might make us cry sometimes.
🔥You're like the grumpy cat of social media—hilariously cantankerous and inexplicably loveable.

Quirky Challenges

😅Try posting about something other than politics for a day—your followers might need a moment to adjust!
😅How many more ways can you point out the absurdity of airline fees? Trying for round two?
😅When it comes to Capybaras, YOU have to stop being their biggest fan and start critiquing their lifestyle choices.

Main Character Moments

✨When you declared animal rights as your second favorite cause right after your grandchildren—classic 'Grandpa Stands Up for the Underdog' moment!
✨That time you joked about being a 'knob with a job'—as if that’s not a badge of honor, my friend!
✨Your 'I will never, ever get over this' post that had the internet buzzing—how relatable can you get?

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

You’re sitting on a gold mine of wisdom—consider turning that grumpy persona into a blog or podcast.

Unique Advantages

💎A unique blend of snark and sincerity that makes your posts both entertaining and enlightening
💎An unwavering commitment to pointing out societal absurdities, which is like oxygen for the internet's lungs—keep breathing in that cynicism!
💎Your ability to make complex topics accessible to a wider audience, turning the serious into something we can actually understand.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider diverse content creation—what about videos of your animal opinions?
🚀How about a weekly roundup of your best roasts? Your followers would love a curated selection!
🚀Start a book club online—your love for reading could bring your community closer together.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

I foresee you transitioning into an online media guru; think 'Wisdom of the Grumpy Sage' podcast.

Potential Superpower

Your power to turn dull news into engaging narratives—imagine a world where anyone could understand the English Parliament just by reading your tweets!

Future Community Role

In five years, you’ll be the beloved elder statesman of Bluesky, with a permanent seat on the virtual park bench!

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Grumbly Sage

Special Abilities

⚔️Cynical Wit
⚔️Animal Whisperer
⚔️Media Exposer
⚔️Political Oracle
⚔️Razor-sharp Observations

Weaknesses

💀Overanalysis of Airline Fees
💀Occasional Grumpiness
💀Too Much Capybara Love

Quest Line

Master the balance of cynicism and compassion while crusading for journalism and animal rights!

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The government is secretly using airline fees to control the masses.

Evidence Board

Graph of increasing airline fees correlating with the rise of anti-establishment sentiments.

Secret Society

The Society of Concerned Curmudgeons—membership requires at least one pet and a detailed critique of mainstream media.

Truth Seeking Level

75%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/CapybaraAppreciation

Twitter Main Character

The one who called out all the other political commentators and went viral for it.

LinkedIn Title

Civil Engineer turned Media Mogul, championing independent journalism.

Metaverse Final Form

Elder of the Digital Park, sharing wisdom with holographic Capybaras.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page dedicated to civil engineering projects compiled with a sprinkle of animal pictures and an eerie amount of GIFs.

MySpace Era

Emo aesthetic with capybara-themed profile songs and political rants in the 'About Me.'

Web3 Destiny

A decentralized forum where all grumpy people unite to fight against misinformation and share cat memes.

Future Post

'Just a reminder not to trust any ad—especially when they promise free flights if you just pay the $300 processing fee.'

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your razor-sharp wit combined with a deep sense of social responsibility is truly impressive.

Charming Quirk

You have an uncanny ability to merge animal facts with human rights discussions—more voices should be so profound yet so cute!

Final Encouragement

"Keep on curmudgeoning, my friend! Your blend of humor and heart is precisely what makes social media a livable space!"

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What is Bluesky Roast?

Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!