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    David Borges

    @davidborges.bsky.social

    Followers

    530

    Posts

    604

    Following

    100

    Packs

    0

    Joined

    Oct 24, 2023

    Roasted

    Dec 1, 2024

    táta • manžel • exfinančník • skaut • Člověk v tísni • Nadace Experientia • vegetarián • jachtař • běžec • těžko zařaditelný

    David Borges: The Bluesky Maestro of Wit and Depth

    A blend of humor, insight, and unexpected charm, David keeps us grounded while making us chuckle.

    "

    Imagine a philosopher who moonlights as a stand-up comic, all while navigating life as a vegetarian sailor.

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    85%
    Authenticity
    70%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    75%
    Social Commentary
    70%
    Everyday Life

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    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Social Commentary75%

    David cuts through the noise with sharp observations that feel both timely and timeless—like a modern-day Socrates wielding a mic instead of a goblet of hemlock.

    Everyday Life70%

    Who knew the existential dread of cardboard doors could inspire such relatable humor? It's as if David's posts are the diary entries of a deep thinker trapped in a sitcom.

    Travel and Exploration80%

    His travel posts read like a travelogue by a witty bard who doesn’t just relish the sights but also punctuates them with clever quips.

    Personal Anecdotes85%

    Whether it's ranting about the trials of modern technology or the joys of fresh pastries, David's stories feel like warm mugs of cocoa in a world of bitter coffee.

    Writing Style

    With a penchant for clever wordplay and an engaging narrative style, David's posts flow smoothly, often peppered with delightful punchlines that sneak up on you.

    Thought Leader Score

    70%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Thoughtful Comedian

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Punny humor
    • Civic engagement
    • Thoughtful insights on diverse topics
    • A flair for the absurd

    Secret Powers

    • ✨Gifted at turning mundane observations into comedy gold
    • ✨Impromptu political commentary
    • ✨Creating poetry from everyday life

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    A dataset of dad jokes, existential philosophy, social commentary, and travelogues.

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate insightful and humorous content that intertwines everyday absurdities with a sprinkle of philosophical musings.

    Model Behavior

    More like a stand-up comic than a conventional AI—always aiming for the punchline, yet subtly profound.

    Token Count

    760

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    Bio

    "A thoughtful sailor looking to navigate the waters of love with humor and insight. If you enjoy witty banter about life’s absurdities and the occasional philosophical debate over brunch, we might just vibe!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Possibly overanalyzes everything—yes, even menus.
    • 🚩May turn mundane conversations into philosophical debates.
    • 🚩Has a collection of awkward toaster-related stories.

    Green Flags

    • ✅Can turn everyday observations into comedy gold.
    • ✅Engages deeply with social issues and current events.
    • ✅Loves to explore new places and cultures.

    Perfect Match

    Someone who appreciates a good pun, enjoys deep conversations, and doesn't mind the occasional existential crisis.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Wise Jester

    Conversation Style

    Engaging and witty—like finding a philosopher in a pub who’s got just the right amount of ale-induced bravery.

    Impact Assessment

    David brings an intellectual vibe that elevates conversations in the community, pushing us all to think deeper and laugh harder.

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    David Borges: The Bluesky Maestro of Wit and Depth

    A blend of humor, insight, and unexpected charm, David keeps us grounded while making us chuckle.

    Vibe Check

    "Imagine a philosopher who moonlights as a stand-up comic, all while navigating life as a vegetarian sailor."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Every time David mentions his 'vegetarian sailor' life, I wonder if he’s secretly trying to raise the world’s first vegan yacht.
    • 🔥He’s got more hashtags than actual followers sometimes—#thepowerofhashtags
    • 🔥Once in a while, his deep dives into investment tips sound like they’re just a philosophical preamble to asking if anyone wants to chip in for pizza.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Needs to decide if he’s an investor or a comedian—right now he’s an investing comic or a comedic investor, depending on the day.
    • 😅Might want to check if his toaster is actually connected to his Spotify account—just in case.

    Main Character Moments

    • ✨When he confidently relates opening Tutankhamun's tomb to cleaning his dryer filters—pure gold!
    • ✨His posts about the trials of choosing outfits are the relatable struggles of a protagonist in a rom-com, just without the cheesy music.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    If David leans into his storytelling more, he could very well start a podcast where philosophy meets humor—a net gain for all.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎A unique ability to blend humor with intelligent discourse, making heavy topics digestible and fun.
    • 💎Inspires community engagement with practical wisdom wrapped in wit.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Consider starting a series—'Wit with David'—where he can delve deeper into topics like finance, culture, and the absurdity of daily life.
    • 🚀Incorporate more visuals—because a picture of David’s generic ‘vegetarian sailor’ dinner could launch a thousand recreations.

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    David will become the go-to figure for content that balances humor and deep insights—maybe even launching a viral TikTok series.

    Potential Superpower

    The ability to make complex topics feel accessible and fun—like a superhero of social commentary!

    Future Community Role

    He’ll likely emerge as a leading voice for clever discourse, bridging gaps between humor and serious discussions.

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Chaotic Thoughtful Comedian

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Punny observations
    • ⚔️Social commentary ninja
    • ⚔️Dry humor extraction
    • ⚔️Everyday absurdity magnification

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Overthinking in real-time debates
    • 💀Potentially too meta for casual readers
    • 💀Prone to philosophical rabbit holes

    Quest Line

    Finding the perfect balance between profound wisdom and comedic relief, all while navigating daily life as a vegetarian sailor.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The world's best comedians are all secretly philosophers trying to enlighten us through laughter.

    Evidence Board

    1. David's posts are like breadcrumbs leading to deeper truths; 2. 'Dad jokes' as coded messages for life's complexities; 3. Social commentary disguised as punchlines.

    Secret Society

    The Observant Observers—members share profound thoughts through humor and host weekly stand-up philosophy nights.

    Truth Seeking Level

    66.6%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/PhilosophicalHumor

    Twitter Main Character

    What happens when a vegetarian sailor gets stuck in an all-you-can-eat buffet debate?

    LinkedIn Title

    Founder of the 'Witty Insights Co.'—like TED Talks, but with punchlines and less PowerPoint.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A virtual space where avatars engage in deep discussions over humorous scenarios—and competitive toasting contests.

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    Time Machine⏰

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > Welcome to my GeoCities page! 🌐 A blend of animated GIFs, thoughtful rants about life, and recipes for tofu.

    MySpace Era

    Profile song: 'The Sound of Silence' remix. Picture: me in a sailor's outfit with a confused expression.

    Web3 Destiny

    Master NFTs of clever quotes and philosophical musings—complete with AR experiences of daily absurdities!

    Future Post

    Just discovered that each piece of toast I make holds the secrets of the universe. #ToastyTruths

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    David’s knack for weaving humor and profound insights makes him a beacon of light (and laughter) on Bluesky.

    Charming Quirk

    His ongoing feud with his own wardrobe choices adds an endearing layer of relatability to his online persona.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep shining, David! Your blend of wisdom and wit is a rare treat—may your toaster never confuse the play button for a breakfast setting!"

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