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    David Clodomir

    @davidclodomir.bsky.social

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    Corn Meal & Beans Fed, Brooklyn Born & Haitian Bred Child of God. Vax up! And yeah, I'm still rockin' masks in indoor crowds 'cause I don't trust nun o' y'all! #Aries #drinkswellwithothers #Giants #Knicks #Yankees #StarTrek #DoctorWho #IWTV #freePalestine

    David Clodomir: The Brooklyn Philosopher in a Masked World

    Deep takes, cat love, and political fire; he posts like a modern Socrates with a dash of Brooklyn grit.

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    Picture a jazz bar where everyone's discussing politics—while wearing masks.

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    92.5%
    Authenticity
    88%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    95%
    Politics
    80%
    Pop Culture

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Politics95%

    David fearlessly tackles politics like a gladiator in a Twitter colosseum, skewering anyone brave enough to step into his arena. Whether he's dissecting Biden’s moves or dissecting our past traumas, he leaves no stone (or tweet) unturned.

    Pop Culture80%

    His love for shows like 'Get Millie Black' and 'Dune' shines through, like an overenthusiastic fan at Comic-Con, but with a sprinkle of intellectual depth. He reviews media like a critic who accidentally walked into a kid's birthday party.

    Social Justice90%

    Social justice themes run rampant like a Brooklyn subway rat on a mission. His tweets are potent reminders that activism isn't just an online trend—it's the core of his existence. This is where he flexes his muscle like an activist superhero, cape optional.

    Writing Style

    David's voice is casual yet powerful, a blend of 'Hey, let's chat' with 'Let’s dismantle systemic oppression.' He mixes memes with philosophical musings—if he were a cocktail, he'd be a Cosmo served with a side of existential crisis.

    Thought Leader Score

    88%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Thoughtful Firebrand

    Keeping It Real Score

    92.5%

    Main Character Energy

    • Witty political commentary
    • Cat obsession
    • Pop culture enthusiast
    • Social justice advocate

    Secret Powers

    • Subtle roasting
    • Cinematic analysis
    • Conveying complex ideas simply

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    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    Social justice content, political discourse, cat memes, pop culture references

    Prompt Engineering

    Analyze social media posts for humor, engagement, and cultural impact

    Model Behavior

    Engages deeply with complex topics while infusing humor

    Token Count

    420

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Just a Brooklyn-born thinker rocking masks and vaxing up! I love deep convos about politics or pop culture over a glass of something strong. Cats are my spirit animals—don't test me on that! #Aries"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Heavy political discourse; can get heated!
    • 🚩Frequent cat posts; may overtake the convo
    • 🚩Mask-wearing may seem overzealous to some.

    Green Flags

    • Passionate about social issues; activist at heart
    • Loves cats; can provide endless furry entertainment
    • Appreciates good drinks and engaging discussions.

    Perfect Match

    Someone who's equally passionate about social justice, enjoys pop culture discussions, and doesn’t mind talking about cats—especially if you’re a fellow Dune fanatic!

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Go-To Advocate for Complex Conversations

    Conversation Style

    Engaging and occasionally combative, like a catfight at a fancy gala, but with sass and intellectual sparring. He invites dialogue, and then challenges you to back up your claims with evidence—no pressure!

    Impact Assessment

    He’s like the lighthouse in a foggy political sea, guiding others with his witty, insightful posts and the occasional cat pic for comic relief.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    David Clodomir: The Brooklyn Philosopher in a Masked World

    Deep takes, cat love, and political fire; he posts like a modern Socrates with a dash of Brooklyn grit.

    Vibe Check

    "Picture a jazz bar where everyone's discussing politics—while wearing masks."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Your political commentary hits harder than a toddler with a toy hammer.
    • 🔥Every time you mention 'Twitter,' an angel cries—and then realizes it's Bluesky now.
    • 🔥You post about your cats like they’re the next Marvel superheroes.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Your screen time has to have cats officially classified as an Olympic sport by now.
    • 😅Trying to explain your posts about politics and cats to a layperson must feel like an episode of 'Lost.'
    • 😅The amount of time you spend defending your cats could probably earn you a degree in feline law.

    Main Character Moments

    • The moment you made a ‘Dune’ reference in a political debate—classic David!
    • When you stood on a metaphorical soapbox during a cat-sitting gig—who knew cats could spark such deep thoughts?

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    Lean into your political insights and humor—there's a fine line between sage advice and comedic ranting that you walk like a pro. Take a jab at your serious side now and then, it could be an audience pleaser.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Sharp wit that can cut through the noise of the internet.
    • 💎A unique blend of intellect and humor that can win over many.
    • 💎A growing community that appreciates both your serious side and your comedic relief.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Consider hosting pop culture/activism discussions; it could be a hit!
    • 🚀Explore visual content—your memes are already legendary!
    • 🚀Engage more with your followers through polls to find out what matters to them.

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Expect a podcast or YouTube channel where your political commentary meets cat antics—a perfect recipe for viral success.

    Potential Superpower

    The ability to transform serious topics into digestible humor on demand. Picture a world where people laugh while learning.

    Future Community Role

    A stand-up philosopher of sorts, ready to enlighten and entertain while still being relatable.

    Your Character Build🎮

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    Class

    Chaotic Thought Leader

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Witty Political Commentary
    • ⚔️Cat Memes Master
    • ⚔️Pop Culture Analyst
    • ⚔️Social Justice Advocate

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Excessive Cat Enthusiasm
    • 💀Obsession with Political Discourse
    • 💀Tendency to Overanalyze Everything

    Quest Line

    To navigate the treacherous waters of social media while advocating for justice, one cat meme at a time.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    Cats are actually the ones controlling the world and using humans as mere pawns in their game.

    Evidence Board

    1. Cats have ruled the internet for over a decade. 2. They bring emotional support—how else could they help us accept their world domination? 3. The rise of cat memes correlates with a decrease in critical thinking. Coincidence? I think not!

    Secret Society

    The Whisker Illuminati

    Truth Seeking Level

    77%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/CatsOfBluesky

    Twitter Main Character

    Gets into heated debates over the meaning of ‘progressive politics’ while defending their cats' honor.

    LinkedIn Title

    A socially conscious entrepreneur in Brooklyn, offering consulting on political commentary and cat content management.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A digital prophet of social justice, advocating for cat rights and intergalactic peace in a holographic Brooklyn.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A GeoCities profile full of cat gifs and a blog post titled 'Why Politics is Like Choosing the Right Cat Food.'

    MySpace Era

    A heavily customized MySpace page that plays a remix of classic hip-hop featuring multiple cat emojis.

    Web3 Destiny

    Founder of a decentralized platform for cat lovers and activists, merging social justice with adorable feline images.

    Future Post

    Just another reminder that cats are the real influencers. #CatPower

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    David's ability to marry humor with serious topics makes him a rare gem in the social media landscape.

    Charming Quirk

    His love for cats, which somehow becomes a segue into complex human emotions—classic David.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep blending those cat pics with epic social commentary, David! Your blend of wit and wisdom is exactly the kind of flavor we all need in the digital soup."

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