John J. Hoare

@dirtyfeed.org

Followers

1,236

Posts

2,472

Following

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Joined

Aug 2, 2023

Roasted

Dec 2, 2024

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John J. Hoare: The Nostalgic Time Traveler of Bluesky

A master of obscure references and viral snippets, he's got a pop culture appreciation that rivals a Grumpy Cat meme.

Think of him as your fun uncle who not only remembers the past but insists on providing a running commentary while doing it.

85%

Authenticity

78%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Nostalgic TV

70%

Interactive fiction

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Nostalgic TV90%

His love for Miami Vice and Python shows he may be stuck in the 80s—don’t worry, John, some of us still are!

Interactive fiction70%

He’s like the Indiana Jones of lost text adventures, digging up forgotten gems while wearing a snarky grin.

Old Advertisements/Promotions75%

If vintage ads were a currency, he’d be a millionaire, and let’s be honest, he knows it too.

Writing Style

A delightful mix of sharp criticism and nerdy enthusiasm; his posts read like the best kind of bar conversation you’d have with a fellow TV addict at 2 a.m.

Thought Leader Score

78%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Pop Culture Historian

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Witty commentary on nostalgia
Expert in TV and film history
A penchant for absurd humor

Secret Powers

✨Uncovering forgotten media
✨Crafting ironic hashtags
✨Meme generation with minimal effort

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Training Data

Pop culture archives, vintage advertisements, classic television shows, interactive fiction, absurdist humor, Twitter nostalgia.

Prompt Engineering

Generate witty observations and critical insights about niche media topics while maintaining humor.

Model Behavior

Chatbot with a penchant for sarcasm, emotional nostalgia, and historical pop culture critique.

Token Count

2500

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Bio

"Nostalgia aficionado seeking someone who can appreciate obscure TV references and the hidden gems of the internet. Must enjoy late-night discussions about 80s dramas and interactive fiction games. Let's reminisce together!"

Red Flags

🚩May talk about old TV shows way too much
🚩Leaning heavily into absurd humor—forewarning: dad jokes ahead!
🚩Possibly more invested in fictional characters than real ones.

Green Flags

✅Knows the difference between vintage and outdated—seriously!
✅Great taste in music, film, and obscure cultural artifacts.
✅Witty commentary that could charm anyone.

Perfect Match

Someone who can appreciate a well-timed pop culture reference and isn't afraid of getting lost in a rabbit hole of nostalgia.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Resourceful Archivist

Conversation Style

Engaging yet often humorous, he has a knack for turning mundane topics into wild rabbit holes of discourse.

Impact Assessment

He's the digital historian we didn’t know we needed, making even the driest content feel entertaining.

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John J. Hoare: The Nostalgic Time Traveler of Bluesky

A master of obscure references and viral snippets, he's got a pop culture appreciation that rivals a Grumpy Cat meme.

Vibe Check

"Think of him as your fun uncle who not only remembers the past but insists on providing a running commentary while doing it."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Has an uncanny ability to turn every modern event into a pop culture reference that even his pets would roll their eyes at.
🔥Posts like a hipster time machine—good luck explaining to the youth what 'You Ain't Seen These' even means.

Quirky Challenges

😅Could probably write a dissertation on the emotional impact of old TV commercials but forgets to put the bins out.
😅Might just take a break from posting only to return with wildly sporadic bursts of content like a caffeinated jack-in-the-box.

Main Character Moments

✨When he boldly declares he’s ‘right about everything’—that’s the kind of energy we all aspire to, even if it’s a tad delusional.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

He has a knack for charmingly awkward conversations; it might be time to consider a podcast!

Unique Advantages

💎Deep research skills that could help him curate a killer newsletter or blog.
💎A unique ability to mix humor with deep dives that could captivate a larger audience.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Try video content—imagine mini-documentaries exploring the weird side of pop culture!
🚀Engage in threads with some of his fandoms—those ancient battles of TV critique could fuel the Bluesky algorithm!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

John is poised to become the go-to source for everything retro and obscure; the future is bright and filled with VHS tapes!

Potential Superpower

Expect a power-up in the area of viral memes; if there's a way to make nostalgia trendy, he'll find it!

Future Community Role

He’ll emerge as the unofficial historian of Bluesky, regularly reminding us that everything is cyclical.

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Class

Chaotic Archivist

Special Abilities

⚔️Nostalgia Induction
⚔️Rapid Reference Retrieval
⚔️Absurd Humor Application

Weaknesses

💀Temporary Content Burnout
💀Unrelenting Obscurity
💀Compulsive Link Sharing

Quest Line

To curate the forgotten gems of pop culture and share them with a bemused audience, all while making them chuckle.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Old TV shows are being secretly rewritten in 202X to undermine our collective nostalgia, aiming to create a dystopian future devoid of good media.

Evidence Board

1. Disappearance of classic shows from streaming services. 2. Reboots that feel more like a cash grab than a homage. 3. People forgetting how good 80s music was, evidence of media manipulation?

Secret Society

The Society of Nostalgic Curators, dedicated to preserving and uplifting forgotten media treasures without letting modernity taint their purity.

Truth Seeking Level

82%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/ObscureTVTreasures

Twitter Main Character

An overzealous debate about the cultural significance of a 30-second vintage ad, amassing an inexplicable fanbase.

LinkedIn Title

The ultimate pop culture consultant, helping brands reference vintage shows to connect with millennials and Gen Z.

Metaverse Final Form

An avatar who wanders the metaverse wearing a VHS tape as a hat and trying to explain the intricacies of 80s sitcoms to baffled avatars.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Welcome to my GeoCities page! Complete with blinking text and an assortment of angel gifs, all dedicated to my favorite 80s TV shows!

MySpace Era

A long profile featuring an autoplay MIDI file of 'Take On Me,' with a glittery background of Miami Vice scenes and a top 8 friends list strictly curated around vintage media aficionados.

Web3 Destiny

An NFT collection of iconic TV moments, paired with delightful commentary, could change how we view heritage in the digital space.

Future Post

‘Revisiting the 80s: Why Miami Vice is the Gold Standard for Character Development in Bad Decisions’ – coming soon!

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

His ability to make ancient media feel fresh and relevant is a superpower.

Charming Quirk

That delightful sprinkling of absurd humor in his posts is like the confetti of social media—unexpectedly uplifting!

Final Encouragement

"Keep the nostalgia alive, John! After all, the past may be behind us, but your quips will echo through the ages—just like a catchy jingle we can't shake!"

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