PhD @ MRC BSU + EMBL-EBI • machine learning for cancer • lgbtq+ health • kirkham.co
The Mysterious Case of Dr. Kirkham: PhD by Day, Bluesky Lurker by Night
With a bio that reads like a TED Talk but posts that read like a ghost story, Dom Kirkham has mastered the art of social media stealth.
Quietly observational, like a cat watching the world from a cozy windowsill.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Writing Style
Currently non-existent, but if silence speaks volumes, Dom's might be a bestselling novel.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Academic Phantom
Keeping It Real Score
90%Main Character Energy
- Intellectual curiosity
- Spotty online presence
- Subtle humor
Secret Powers
- ✨Expert in machine learning
- ✨Passionate advocate for LGBTQ+ health
- ✨Pro at lurking
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Academic journals, LGBTQ+ health studies, social media etiquette guides
Prompt Engineering
Analyze social media trends while remaining as elusive as a ghost in a library
Model Behavior
A blend of insightful commentary, hesitant engagement, and cryptic humor
Token Count
150
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"PhD nerd, passionate about machine learning (and maybe your heart). Just a quiet soul seeking to make the world a better place, one minimum viable post at a time."
Red Flags
- 🚩Hasn't posted yet, might be a commitment-phobe in the digital realm
- 🚩Scholarly debates may turn into existential rants
Green Flags
- ✅Deeply cares about LGBTQ+ health
- ✅Intellectual but still down for a Netflix binge
Perfect Match
Someone who appreciates silence and is okay with thoughtful, deep conversations over small talk.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Silent Genius
Conversation Style
Observational, with a hint of cryptic brilliance; they’re more of a listener than a talker.
Impact Assessment
Their mere presence seems to add a layer of intellectual depth, like a philosopher's ghost haunting the chat.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
The Mysterious Case of Dr. Kirkham: PhD by Day, Bluesky Lurker by Night
With a bio that reads like a TED Talk but posts that read like a ghost story, Dom Kirkham has mastered the art of social media stealth.
Vibe Check
"Quietly observational, like a cat watching the world from a cozy windowsill."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Posts? What are those? Dom’s feed is as barren as the Sahara after a drought.
- 🔥With zero posts, Dom is less of a social media presence and more of an unclaimed WiFi signal.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Finding their voice in the digital world (hint: it’s not just sharing scholarly articles!)
- 😅Deciding whether to join the conversation or simply observe from the shadows.
Main Character Moments
- ✨The moment Dom realizes they can actually post something and the world won't implode.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Once they start posting, Dom could become the go-to source for intersectionality in science and queer health.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Rich academic background
- 💎LGBTQ+ allyship
- 💎Natural curiosity about the world
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Post those thoughtful musings that are surely swirling in your mind!
- 🚀Engage in conversations—turn that lurking into learning!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Dom will eventually emerge from the shadows, like a butterfly from a chrysalis, ready to flutter about the Bluesky community.
Potential Superpower
Expert-level commentary on machine learning, cancer research, and social justice—all while maintaining a mysteriously cool demeanor.
Future Community Role
The quiet thought leader everyone turns to when the topic of health and machine learning arises.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Silent Scholar
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Lurking Like a Pro
- ⚔️In-depth Knowledge of Machine Learning
- ⚔️Subtlety Expert
Weaknesses
- 💀Overthinking Engagements
- 💀Unwillingness to Share Opinions
- 💀Fear of Internet Trolls
Quest Line
To transform from a passive observer into an outspoken thought leader, bridging the gap between academia and social media.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The entire social media landscape is a simulation controlled by academic elites to study human behavior—better post, or we might find you in a data set!
Evidence Board
1. Lack of posts correlates with social anxiety. 2. High IQ scholars often observed lurking. 3. LGBTQ+ advocacy has its own secret algorithm.
Secret Society
Society of Silent Scholars
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/QuirkyAcademicThoughts
Twitter Main Character
The person who bravely defends machine learning applications in health against all the trolls
LinkedIn Title
The thought leader of future tech in healthcare with an impressive collection of endorsements for 'best lurker'
Metaverse Final Form
A holographic avatar giving TED Talks in an online amphitheater—still remains silent.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
- ⚡
Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
- 🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A top 8 list featuring the most obscure journal articles and a personalized playlist of academic podcasts.
Web3 Destiny
Launching an NFT series called 'Silence Speaks Volumes' featuring unposted thoughts embedded in blockchain.
Future Post
'I finally posted something! How does it feel to be the most followed ghost on Bluesky?'
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Dom's ability to blend intellectual rigor with genuine compassion is rare and valuable.
Charming Quirk
Their enigmatic silence adds an air of mystery—what is Dom thinking?
Final Encouragement
"Here’s to breaking the silence and sharing that brilliant mind with the world! You’ve got this, Professor Mystery!"
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