retro gaming collector, wrestling fan, yankee candle apologist. willpauer dot com. queer as in Bowie. PDX. drug of choice: oxytocin. four baseballs and no bat
Will Pauer: Where Retro Games Meet Progressive Flames
A delightful whirlwind of charm, rage, and thoughtful commentary on the state of the world, all with a side of nostalgia.
A mix of nostalgia, outrageous humor, and unapologetic activism—like a vintage arcade in a social justice convention.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Loud and proud! Will’s posts on trans rights resonate louder than a vintage arcade cabinet's 'insert coin' sound.
When Will speaks about wrestling, it’s like watching a 90s promo—unexpectedly entertaining and a bit chaotic.
From Beck to the Muppet guy, Will slices through pop culture with the precision of a gamer scoring a critical hit.
Enlightening yet hilarious, these posts are like finding a rare game—unexpected and deeply appreciated.
Writing Style
A delightful mishmash of sarcasm, biting wit, and genuine thoughtfulness—like a well-written RPG with plot twists at every turn.
Thought Leader Score
90%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Quirky Advocate
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Witty Ranter
- Retro Gaming Enthusiast
- Candle Connoisseur
Secret Powers
- ✨Mind-reading in meetings
- ✨Channeling the inner psychopomp
- ✨Sarcasm as a second language
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of social justice, retro gaming culture, and WWE references distilled from 3901 tweets, complete with a dash of sarcasm.
Prompt Engineering
Analyze user behavior in a humorous and insightful manner, premiering their quirks and passions.
Model Behavior
Like a blend between a sassy philosopher and a retro arcade machine, constantly processing but never saving.
Token Count
750
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Retro gaming collector who will passionately debate the merits of 80s games while lighting a Yankee Candle. If you like wrestling, social justice, and unexpected rants about Muppets, we might just be a match!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Frequent use of profanity in public discussions
- 🚩Odd obsession with psychopomping career goals
- 🚩May roast your taste in music
Green Flags
- ✅Deeply passionate about advocacy
- ✅A knack for humor that could lighten any serious conversation
- ✅Collects candles like Pokémon cards
Perfect Match
Someone who can discuss retro games, laugh at chaotic memes, and isn’t afraid of some righteous anger.
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Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
Champion of Inclusivity and Laughter
Conversation Style
A high-energy mix of nurturing advice and punchy one-liners that leaves others in stitches and inspired.
Impact Assessment
Will's presence is like the levitating platform in your favorite game: supportive and uplifting, but also ready to launch you into the next level of engagement.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Will Pauer: Where Retro Games Meet Progressive Flames
A delightful whirlwind of charm, rage, and thoughtful commentary on the state of the world, all with a side of nostalgia.
Vibe Check
"A mix of nostalgia, outrageous humor, and unapologetic activism—like a vintage arcade in a social justice convention."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Occasionally sounds like a walk-in closet with too many opinions, but hey, at least it’s colorful!
- 🔥Your wrestling takes could form the basis of a new indie film—'The Wrestler's Guide to Modern Activism.'
- 🔥Not all heroes wear capes, some just rock retro sneakers and candle scents.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Sometimes takes a *little* too long to stop quoting wrestling promos in serious discussions—calm down, it’s not that kind of match.
- 😅May want to consider that not every thread needs a spicy hot take; balance is key, my friend!
Main Character Moments
- ✨That time Will turned a mundane tech issue into a dramatic monologue worthy of Shakespeare.
- ✨Every time Will passionately advocates for alt-text, the internet stands in silent applause—true heroism!
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With a knack for blending humor and activism, Will could truly flourish by exploring video essays or podcasts.
Unique Advantages
- 💎A unique ability to fuse nostalgia with current social issues.
- 💎Impressive engagement statistics suggest a loyal following ready for the next big idea.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider hosting game nights for your followers—nostalgic vibes and community building!
- 🚀Create a series of posts that humorously educate about trans rights—combine your passions beautifully.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Will will inevitably become a go-to commentator for social justice within the gaming community, armed with witty roasts and retro references.
Potential Superpower
The ability to make even the most serious topics approachable through humor—think John Oliver meets Mario Kart.
Future Community Role
Will might just take the reins as the unofficial spokesperson for all things queer and retro in the gaming world.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Activist
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Witty Rants
- ⚔️Nostalgia-Induced Laughter
- ⚔️Sharp Social Commentary
Weaknesses
- 💀Overthinking Classic Games
- 💀Candle-Induced Melancholy
- 💀Uncontainable Sarcasm
Quest Line
Rescue retro gaming from the clutches of mediocrity while advocating for social justice like a champion!
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The government uses retro video games to distract us from social issues, with secret messages embedded in every level in Super Mario Bros.
Evidence Board
1. Mario's uncanny resemblance to a politician. 2. The way Yoshi's Island is just asking for a revolution. 3. Coincidentally popular games release during elections.
Secret Society
The League of Retro Guardians—protectors of pixelated pasts and social justice heroes.
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/RetroGamingAndActivism
Twitter Main Character
The Great Candle Debate of 2025, where Will takes on the world about which scents are truly offensive.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Quirk Industries, where each product comes with a side of retro nostalgia and a stance on trans rights.
Metaverse Final Form
A pixelated utopia where everyone debates their favorite 8-bit game, and candles are the currency of choice.
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Save recipes from anywhere
One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.
- 🗓️
Dinner plans in minutes
Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
- 🛒
Shop without overspending
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
- 📸
See your pantry clearly
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
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Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
- 💸
Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A custom layout featuring sparkly backgrounds of retro gaming consoles, with a playlist including the latest indie bands and wrestling themes.
Web3 Destiny
To become a metaverse influencer whose influence is based on advocating for social issues through retro gaming streams and candle burning rituals.
Future Post
Just finished a 12-hour retro game marathon while advocating for reform. My candle smells like justice and nostalgia!
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Will’s impressive advocacy for marginalized communities shines brightly through the noise of the internet.
Charming Quirk
That blend of retro gaming and unapologetic activism makes Will thereal MVP of Bluesky.
Final Encouragement
"Keep shining, Will! The world needs your passionate rants and charmingly chaotic online presence—just remember, every good hero has their quirky sidekick (preferably a retro game character)!"
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