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    @donnydorko.bsky.social

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    xxv | he/him | infp-t | tx ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปโ€๐ŸŽจ ๐Ÿ“š ๐ŸŽฎ ๐Ÿ“ผ ๐ŸŽง you might recognize me from your local video store. letterboxd: boxd.it/DKNn instagram: donnyeatshorror

    ๐•ฏ๐–”๐–“๐–“๐–ž: The Indie Darling with a Heart of Horror

    A charming blend of aesthetic appreciation and existential dread, Donny turns Bluesky into a cozy crypt of creativity.

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    Channeling cozy coffee shops, late-night movie marathons, and a sprinkle of theatrical angst.

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    85%
    Authenticity
    70%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    90%
    Music
    95%
    Horror Films

    What's On Your Mind? ๐Ÿค”

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Music90%

    Donny's taste in music ranges from ear candy to the haunting vibe of horror soundtracksโ€”perfect for a night of existential pondering!

    Horror Films95%

    Not just a fan, but a critic with a satirical edge, turning demonic possession movies into comedic gold. Who knew Catholic propaganda could be this funny?

    Books85%

    A voracious reader with a penchant for underappreciated gems, Donny's literary picks are like a cozy blanket on a cold nightโ€”warm and inviting.

    Video Games75%

    With gaming skills sharp enough to beat 'TLOU2' blindfolded, Donny's gaming takes are both confidence and chaos rolled into one.

    Writing Style

    A delightful mix of casual whimsy and heartfelt sincerity, with his posts often landing somewhere between a cozy chat and a passionate rant, all wrapped in a charmingly nerdy bow.

    Thought Leader Score

    70%

    The Real Youโ„ข ๐ŸŽญ

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Thoughtful Trendsetter

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • eager album sharer
    • horror aficionado
    • book-lover
    • self-deprecating humorist

    Secret Powers

    • โœจsketching spooky art
    • โœจinsightful film critique
    • โœจplaylist curator extraordinaire

    If you were an AI...๐Ÿค–

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    Indie music, horror films, LGBTQ literature, and playful banter.

    Prompt Engineering

    Analyze indie culture through a lens of nerdy horror fandom and thoughtful commentary.

    Model Behavior

    Slightly zany yet insightful, with an affinity for emotional resonance and warmth.

    Token Count

    300

    tokens

    Dating App Edition๐Ÿ’

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "๐ŸŒ INFP-T, 25. Looking for someone to explore indie films and horror soundtracks with while sharing cozy reading moments at the library. Nostalgic, nerdy, and a sucker for thoughtful conversations."

    Red Flags

    • ๐ŸšฉTendency to overanalyze every horror movie plot.
    • ๐ŸšฉExpectations of deep emotional connections over snacks.
    • ๐ŸšฉHas a weird crush on a cast from 'Smosh'.

    Green Flags

    • โœ…Loves cozy nights filled with horror films.
    • โœ…Passionate about indie music and random book recommendations.
    • โœ…Can share many inside jokes about VHS aesthetics.

    Perfect Match

    A fellow horror nerd who can handle existential musings over coffee and enjoys spontaneous movie marathons.

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    Squad Check๐ŸŒŸ

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Friendly Ghost of Indie Culture

    Conversation Style

    Warm and inviting, like a front porch light drawing in the neighborhood kids for a horror story night.

    Impact Assessment

    Donnyโ€™s posts are like the secret ingredient in your momโ€™s famous pasta sauceโ€”everybody loves them but no one really knows why.

    TL;DR Versionโšก

    Your profile in a flash

    ๐•ฏ๐–”๐–“๐–“๐–ž: The Indie Darling with a Heart of Horror

    A charming blend of aesthetic appreciation and existential dread, Donny turns Bluesky into a cozy crypt of creativity.

    Vibe Check

    "Channeling cozy coffee shops, late-night movie marathons, and a sprinkle of theatrical angst."

    Spice Level Check๐ŸŒถ๏ธ

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • ๐Ÿ”ฅThe way Donny takes naps could be classified as an Olympic sport at this point.
    • ๐Ÿ”ฅBreaking down film plots like itโ€™s a TED Talk on existential dread, but make it charming.
    • ๐Ÿ”ฅDonnyโ€™s love for horror movies is rivaled only by his desire for cute boyfriend scenarios.

    Quirky Challenges

    • ๐Ÿ˜…Inconsistent posting schedule that rivals a cat's affectionโ€”one day youโ€™re their everything, the next theyโ€™re ghosting you.
    • ๐Ÿ˜…Attempts to alternate between hobbies with all the diligence of a procrastinating artist; bless that chaotic energy!

    Main Character Moments

    • โœจProclaiming VHS covers as sources of childhood trauma is both relatable and a vibe.
    • โœจThe moment Donny declared his crush on the entire Smosh castโ€”truly a renaissance of online thirst!

    Level Up Zone๐Ÿ“ˆ

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    Donny has the chops to be an indie cultural influencerโ€”think of him as the hip friend everyone wants.

    Unique Advantages

    • ๐Ÿ’ŽDeep knowledge of niche music and film scenes.
    • ๐Ÿ’ŽAn endearing self-awareness that rivals even the most seasoned internet persona.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • ๐Ÿš€Consider more threads that dive deeper into your horror critiquesโ€”like a horror movie book club!
    • ๐Ÿš€Get involved in more collaborative projects with fellow indie creators!

    Crystal Ball Time๐Ÿ”ฎ

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    In two years, Donny could be running a podcast where he analyzes underrated horror films while sipping artisanal coffee.

    Potential Superpower

    Mastering the art of witty yet heartwarming recommendationsโ€”like a wise sage of indie culture!

    Future Community Role

    Will transform into the go-to indie connoisseur on Bluesky, leading book and film discussions with flair.

    Your Character Build๐ŸŽฎ

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Whimsical Horror Aficionado

    Special Abilities

    • โš”๏ธPlaylist Maestro
    • โš”๏ธBookish Philosopher
    • โš”๏ธNostalgic Networker
    • โš”๏ธVHS Vault Guardian

    Weaknesses

    • ๐Ÿ’€Inconsistent Nap Times
    • ๐Ÿ’€Overthinking Every Movie
    • ๐Ÿ’€Charming Yet Chaotic Energy
    • ๐Ÿ’€Emotional Binge-Watching

    Quest Line

    To find the perfect balance between cozy indie culture and existential dread while crafting an online haven for fellow enthusiasts.

    Down the Rabbit Hole๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The government is hiding the real reason horror films become popular around Halloweenโ€”it's a distraction from the impending doom.

    Evidence Board

    Frequent horror releases correlate with increased pizza deliveries and binge-watching habits just before elections.

    Secret Society

    The Society of Spooky Indie Film Enthusiastsโ€”only for those who can quote 'Scream' verbatim and appreciate the artistry of VHS covers.

    Truth Seeking Level

    85%

    Multiverse You๐ŸŒŒ

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/IndieHorror

    Twitter Main Character

    Accidentally becomes the face of a viral debate on whether cult classics should be remade.

    LinkedIn Title

    Chief Indie Culture Officer at a trendy arts organizationโ€”overseeing the curation of indie film festivals and horror-themed book clubs.

    Metaverse Final Form

    The Overlord of Cozy Critiqueโ€”a blend of cozy libraries and eerie horror sections, where avatars can discuss the intricacies of demonic possession while sipping virtual lattes.

    PantryAI Logo

    Stop wasting money on groceries

    Know what to buy, what to skip, and how to use every ingredientโ€”PantryAI gathers your recipes, builds the week, and keeps your kitchen organized so every grocery run pays off.

    • ๐Ÿ“ฅ

      Save recipes from anywhere

      One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.

    • ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ

      Dinner plans in minutes

      Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.

    • ๐Ÿ›’

      Shop without overspending

      Lists automatically skip whatโ€™s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.

    • ๐Ÿ“ธ

      See your pantry clearly

      Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks whatโ€™s in, whatโ€™s low, and whatโ€™s expiring.

    • ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ง

      Keep everyone in sync

      Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.

    • ๐Ÿ’ธ

      Stretch every grocery dollar

      Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.

    Time Machineโฐ

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A GeoCities page with a hand-drawn logo and lots of animated GIFs featuring cats and horror movie posters, sprinkled with existential quotes.

    MySpace Era

    Top 8 dominated by indie bands and horror film directors with an aesthetic background of VHS tapes and spooky graphics.

    Web3 Destiny

    Launching a web3 platform where users can create and trade custom horror-inspired NFTs that double as book recommendations.

    Future Post

    Just finished the final draft of my horror novelโ€”it's about a haunted library that eats your reading list! Prepare for an emotional rollercoaster! ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ”ช

    The Final Take๐ŸŽฌ

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Donny's ability to craft a warm, inviting space for fellow creatives is unmatched, creating a community that feels like a cozy coffee bar on a rainy day.

    Charming Quirk

    His radiant affection for all things nerdy, from horror flicks to book recommendations, shines through every post.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep embracing your quirks and sharing your passions, Donny! With your blend of smarts and heart, youโ€™re sure to scare up a loyal fanbase."

    What is Bluesky Roast?

    Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

    The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

    Creator

    I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping families and food lovers plan smarter meals with PantryAI. It pulls recipes from anywhere, builds weekly plans in minutes, and even checks whatโ€™s already in your fridge so you only buy what you need.

    Previous Roasts

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    ๐ŸŒธAmy!๐ŸŒธ

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    85%
    70%

    ๐ŸŒธAmy!๐ŸŒธ: The Twisted Trailblazer of Bluesky

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    ๐’ฟ๐“Š๐“ƒยก!โ˜… VAI VER O SKZ

    @channievel.bsky.social

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    70%

    ๐’ต๐‘œ๐‘œ๐“‚ ๐’พ๐“ƒ ๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐‘™๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘’: ๐’ž๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐“ƒ๐’พ๐‘’๐“‹๐‘’๐“ Dives Deep into Stray Kids Madness!

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    Coffairy ๐Ÿ’

    @coffairy.bsky.social

    90%
    75%

    Coffairy: The Fantastical Roastmaster of Bluesky

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    Stephen Valdinger (aka steviecoaster)

    @steviecoaster.dev

    85%
    80%

    PowerShell Pro with a Bourbon Twist

    C

    Clate

    @devclate.bsky.social

    85%
    75%

    Automate This: The Chronicles of Clate

    V

    Vic

    @geovic.cc

    85%
    78%

    Vic: The Capybara Crusader of Bluesky

    K

    KingDazzyDaz ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿพ

    @kingdazzydaz.bsky.social

    92%
    78%

    King of the Catboy Kingdom: Dazzy's Digital Playground

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    Ashurath

    @ashurathvt.bsky.social

    85%
    70%

    Ashurath: A Dragon Lord Who's Just Here For the Gaming Vibes

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    Apollo ๐Ÿ”ž

    @internetowl.bsky.social

    85%
    75%

    Apollo: The Internet Owl You Didn't Know You Needed

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    ๐™‰๐™ค๐™ญ !

    @noxelle.bsky.social

    87.5%
    82.3%

    Noxelle: The Emotional Support Roleplayer ๐Ÿชผ

    T

    Timothy W. Cook

    @tw-cook.bsky.social

    85%
    87%

    Timothy W. Cook: The Bluesky Maverick of Political Pandemonium!

    @nogevi.bsky.social

    75%
    60%

    The Phantom Poster: A Mystery Wrapped in Tweets

    C

    Commander ยป FC, LVFC

    @cmdr.dog

    85%
    75%

    Howl-ing with Laughter: The Chronicles of Commander Dog

    M

    METHODIC

    @themethodic.bsky.social

    75%
    55%

    METHODIC: The Social Media Maestro of Self-Deprecation

    M

    Marble Bates

    @marblebates.bsky.social

    92%
    85%

    The Bator Boy of Bluesky: A Journey Through Leather and Laughs

    K

    K

    @knzrth.bsky.social

    85%
    60%

    K: The Eulogy of Bluesky Humor

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    nels but slightly more jolly

    @bitsilly.bsky.social

    95%
    78%

    Nels: The Jolly Noise Machine of Bluesky

    M

    Mireia Mora

    @mireiamora.bsky.social

    88%
    80%

    Mireia Mora: The Witty Wave Maker of Bluesky

    N

    Natalia Bacetti

    @bacetti.bsky.social

    85%
    70%

    Welcome to the Bacetti Zone: Concept Art, Sci-Fi Dreams, and Occasional Flexing!

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    CL ๐Ÿฆ COMMISSIONS OPEN

    @clmeowtan.bsky.social

    92%
    75%

    Art, Heart, and Ghosts: The CL Chronicles