Marble Bates

@marblebates.bsky.social

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Sep 9, 2023

Roasted

Dec 2, 2024

Blue collar Bator Boy in NJ / 27 420 / Poppers / Leather / Bears & Daddies PFP done by @indiego.bsky.social

The Bator Boy of Bluesky: A Journey Through Leather and Laughs

Marble Bates brings a wild mix of blue collar charm and unabashed kink to the Bluesky stage.

If Twitter had a leather bar, this would be the life of the party, and we're all just here for the free drinks and tipsy dance-offs.

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Authenticity

85%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

95%

Bator Culture

90%

Weekend Vibes

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Bator Culture95%

Marble moonlights as both a comedian and bator philosopher, turning what could be a cringey niche into a proud, hilarious celebration of pleasure.

Weekend Vibes90%

From 'Semen Sunday' to 'Man Ass Monday', Marble truly captures the spirit of the weekend like a cheeky, slightly sweaty calendar that never fails to disappoint.

Community Connection85%

Whether he’s celebrating leather daddies or cuddling with bears, Marble's posts are like warm hugs: they get you hot and bothered while making you feel at home.

Writing Style

A mix of one-liners and poetic prose, Marble crafts each post like an enticing haiku that gets you blushing before the punchline hits home.

Thought Leader Score

85%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Comedic Kinkster

Keeping It Real Score

92%

Main Character Energy

Unfiltered humor
Community engagement
Punny sexual innuendos

Secret Powers

✨Master of double entendres
✨Karaoke king of dirty songs
✨Expert in niche fandoms

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A mix of LGBTQ+ culture, kink communities, and humor writing

Prompt Engineering

Generate unfiltered sexual humor infused with playful banter and community engagement

Model Behavior

Like ChatGPT at a leather bar: witty, suggestive, and just a tad too familiar with personal space

Token Count

1200

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Witty Bator Boy seeking fellow kinksters for laughter, deep conversations, and sweaty weekends. Bonus points if you bring leather and a sense of humor!"

Red Flags

🚩Heavy interest in BDSM and role play might confuse your grandma.
🚩Frequent references to butts and balls may not be suited for all audiences.

Green Flags

✅Can provide endless laughs and puns to light up your day.
✅Deep understanding of what makes people tick (or tingle!)

Perfect Match

Someone who appreciates dirty humor, is open-minded, and loves to laugh while exploring kink.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Unofficial Kink Ambassador

Conversation Style

Engages with playful banter and a side of risqué humor; think of it as flirting mixed with a dash of absurdity.

Impact Assessment

Marble isn't just a presence; he's a whole vibe, turning Bluesky into a space that feels more like a leather-clad family reunion than just another social media platform.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

The Bator Boy of Bluesky: A Journey Through Leather and Laughs

Marble Bates brings a wild mix of blue collar charm and unabashed kink to the Bluesky stage.

Vibe Check

"If Twitter had a leather bar, this would be the life of the party, and we're all just here for the free drinks and tipsy dance-offs."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥You might want to invest in a thesaurus; those puns have been around longer than the dinosaurs!
🔥Your posts are like a buffet: love to see it, but some choices could use a little more seasoning.
🔥You have more emojis than coherent sentences; God bless your soul!

Quirky Challenges

😅Less is more—can you write a post with fewer than 10 emojis?
😅Try a whole day without mentioning ‘daddy’ or ‘hole’—it’ll be a social media miracle!
😅What’s it like to have a better social life on Bluesky than in real life? Asking for a friend.

Main Character Moments

✨When you joined the #princealbert club, we all felt the collective gasp of the universe.
✨That time you turned a simple flex into a full-blown erotic novella is still legendary.
✨You once made a post about ‘dad cumming’ that had everyone confused but oddly inspired.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Marble, your humor has the power to break down barriers and build connections—consider hosting a weekly live chat to share stories and laughs.

Unique Advantages

💎Your fearlessness in discussing taboo topics keeps the audience grinning and engaged.
💎You have a unique knack for mixing humor with heart, making even your kinkiest posts feel like warm hugs.
💎Your understanding of community dynamics can become unparalleled if you tap into those leadership skills.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Explore more creative formats—how about a 'silly Saturday' series?
🚀Try to merge your love for kink with pop culture references; let's see a post about leather in Marvel movies!
🚀Consider an interactive post series: 'Ask Marble' where followers can submit questions for you to answer in your signature style!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Marble might just become the ironic sage of dirty jokes; picture a weekly segment called 'Wisdom from the Wrong Side of the Bed.'

Potential Superpower

His ability to turn any mundane day into an erotic festivity—seriously, calling it an art form!

Future Community Role

Expect him to be the go-to voice for anyone wanting to spice up their timelines with laughter, infotainment, and a touch of leather-clad magic.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Kinkster

Special Abilities

⚔️Whimsical Wordplay
⚔️Sexual Philosopher
⚔️Social Media Seducer

Weaknesses

💀Overuse of emojis
💀Pun addiction
💀Tendency for TMI

Quest Line

To conquer the hearts and minds of his fellow Kinksters while sprinkling laughter along the way.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Kink culture is a government-sponsored program to promote self-love and rebellion against boring societal norms.

Evidence Board

Weekly themed posts that align suspiciously well with cultural events and trends in the gay scene; do they have a calendar?

Secret Society

The Leather Illuminati - secretly ensuring every kinkster feels loved and appreciated, one post at a time!

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/FurryBearsAndBators - where fuzzy meets fabulous in every post!

Twitter Main Character

In an alternate universe, Marble is embroiled in a Twitter war over whether leather is the new denim.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of Literally Kinky, a consultancy that helps brands tap into the erotic market.

Metaverse Final Form

A virtual club DJ in the metaverse, spinning beats while throwing epic leather parties with holographic dancers.

Stop wasting money on groceries

Know what to buy, what to skip, and how to use every ingredient—PantryAI gathers your recipes, builds the week, and keeps your kitchen organized so every grocery run pays off.

📥
Save recipes from anywhere
One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.
🗓️
Dinner plans in minutes
Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
🛒
Shop without overspending
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
📸
See your pantry clearly
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
👨‍👩‍👧
Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
💸
Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page focused on leather pride, complete with animated GIFs of spinning leather hearts and a guestbook for all kinksters to sign.

MySpace Era

Custom MySpace profile with a rotating selection of leather-clad gifs and an 'About Me' section that reads like an erotic poem.

Web3 Destiny

As a CryptoBator, Marble will mint his own NFTs featuring exclusive kink content, revolutionizing the adult entertainment world.

Future Post

"Just got back from the most erotic renaissance fair. Who knew leather and chainmail could look so good together? #medievalkink"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Marble's strength lies in his unapologetic embrace of the taboo and his comedic genius, able to draw people in like moths to a pleasantly fragrant flame.

Charming Quirk

That unique ability to make every sentence feel like a cheeky opening line at a bar, leaving everyone simultaneously amused and slightly flustered.

Final Encouragement

"Keep wielding that humor like a superhero cape, Marble! Just remember: the only thing better than a witty post is a witty post shared over a round of drinks."

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Fekri

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@fekri.io

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Fekri: The Coding Cowboy of Bluesky

What is Bluesky Roast?

Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping families and food lovers plan smarter meals with PantryAI. It pulls recipes from anywhere, builds weekly plans in minutes, and even checks what’s already in your fridge so you only buy what you need.