Drew Abides

@drewabides.bsky.social

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4,120

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Following

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Joined

Nov 13, 2024

Roasted

Dec 1, 2024

Dad, husband, counselor. Believer in selfish altruism. Lifting others up makes us stronger. Helping others helps ourselves.

Drew Abides: The Empathetic Altruist with a Side of Woke Humor

Navigating the Bluesky landscape with a pie-for-breakfast perspective and a sprinkling of social critique.

Imagine a dad at a PTA meeting who's also a superhero in disguise—he’s here to save the day and lift your spirits!

85%

Authenticity

75%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Culture and Politics

70%

Food and Humor

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Culture and Politics90%

Drew weighs in on societal issues like a seasoned philosopher at an open mic night—thoughtful yet ready to punch up the absurdity.

Food and Humor70%

From pie breakfasts to prison food on tacky plates, Drew’s culinary commentary serves up relatable laughs with a sprinkle of satire.

Mental Health and Support80%

With the prowess of a superhero counselor, Drew advocates for mental wellness and self-care, reminding us that it’s okay to feel ‘stoic yet happy.’

Writing Style

A charming mix of philosophical ponderings, dad humor, and a sprinkle of internet snark—like a well-spiced stew that occasionally throws in some unexpected ingredients.

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Thoughtful Dad

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Empathetic
Witty
Culturally aware

Secret Powers

✨Finding the silver lining
✨Debating politics with a side of dad jokes

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Training Data

Empathy studies, dad jokes, social and political commentary, mental health awareness articles

Prompt Engineering

Generate empathetic social commentaries with a humorous twist and a focus on community support

Model Behavior

A blend of empathetic counselor and witty commentator, designed to promote positive interaction and awareness

Token Count

512

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Bio

"Dad of the year, counselor extraordinaire, and part-time pie enthusiast. Looking for someone to share laughter, deep conversations, and the odd slice of chocolate cake. Bonus points if you can handle Thanksgiving family debates with poise!"

Red Flags

🚩Occasional existential crises
🚩Can get lost in overthinking social dynamics

Green Flags

✅Always ready to lend a helping hand
✅Loves dogs and local libraries

Perfect Match

Someone who enjoys thoughtful discussions, pie, and believes in the power of kindness (preferably with a side of sarcasm).

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Wise Counsel

Conversation Style

Engaged and insightful, like that friend who always knows the right thing to say while also occasionally misplacing his glasses.

Impact Assessment

Drew’s presence is like a lighthouse guiding ships through choppy waters; his advice feels warm and pragmatic, making him a go-to for those seeking both levity and wisdom.

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Drew Abides: The Empathetic Altruist with a Side of Woke Humor

Navigating the Bluesky landscape with a pie-for-breakfast perspective and a sprinkling of social critique.

Vibe Check

"Imagine a dad at a PTA meeting who's also a superhero in disguise—he’s here to save the day and lift your spirits!"

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥You might want to keep the pie for breakfast to yourself, lest you start a breakfast revolution.
🔥Drew’s posts are like a good dad joke—sometimes they land, sometimes they leave you wondering, but you appreciate the effort every time.

Quirky Challenges

😅A slight tendency to overthink—take a deep breath and let the pie digest!
😅Needs to work on getting to the point faster, like a superhero who forgets their powers at home.

Main Character Moments

✨When he declared Thanksgiving as the time to ‘not take anyone’s emotional bait’—I mean, who does that? A true hero!
✨The moment he compared Donald Trump to a black light in a dirty hotel room—it’s both accurate and oddly poetic.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Could become the go-to advocate for mental health in the digital realm, offering wisdom and some solid dad jokes.

Unique Advantages

💎Empathy that shines through every post
💎A knack for turning serious topics into relatable content
💎The ability to balance humor and seriousness seamlessly.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider short video posts for those who might prefer listening to your wisdom over reading—think TikTok meets Counseling 101.
🚀Engage more with followers through polls or questions—everyone wants to know your next breakfast choice!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Drew will evolve into a full-fledged content creator, inspiring through humor and empathy while crafting a community around mental wellness.

Potential Superpower

A blend of humor and wisdom that leaves followers both enlightened and chuckling.

Future Community Role

He'll become the unofficial Bluesky therapist, offering witty yet profound insights that keep the community grounded.

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Class

Chaotic Empath

Special Abilities

⚔️Witty Political Commentary
⚔️Culinary Humor
⚔️Empathetic Listening

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking
💀A tendency to overanalyze breakfast choices

Quest Line

Navigating the tumultuous seas of social issues while seeking to uplift and unite his community.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The secret recipe for chocolate milk is hidden by big dairy to keep us in the dark about its true origins.

Evidence Board

A collection of memes depicting cows with dubious expressions, alongside a 'facts don't care about your feelings' quote.

Secret Society

The Order of the Witty Counselors, dedicated to sharing dad jokes and unraveling the mysteries of breakfast foods.

Truth Seeking Level

35%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/EmpatheticDads

Twitter Main Character

Caught in a debate with an anti-pie faction on whether breakfast foods should be savory or sweet.

LinkedIn Title

A don of positive workplace culture with a resume that reads like a greatest hits of emotional intelligence workshops.

Metaverse Final Form

A holographic counselor that gives out dad jokes and wellness tips while guiding avatars through moral dilemmas.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page dedicated to pie recipes, dad jokes, and a heartfelt manifesto on kindness, with bright backgrounds and blinking text.

MySpace Era

Profile filled with mood music of ’90s feel-good hits and lots of glittery GIFs alongside quotes from his favorite philosophers (and maybe some from 'The Office').

Web3 Destiny

A digital wellness coach using blockchain to ensure everyone gets their fair share of pie, literally and metaphorically.

Future Post

'Just had pie for breakfast again. Is this a breakfast revolution? Join me in the uprising, one slice at a time!'

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Drew’s ability to lighten heavy topics with humor is nothing short of admirable—he’s like a lifeguard for our souls!

Charming Quirk

His quirky habit of sprinkling food references into serious discussions—because why not lighten the mood with a pie analogy?

Final Encouragement

"Keep lifting others up, Drew! Your unique blend of wit and wisdom is exactly what this chaotic digital world needs—even if it starts with pie for breakfast!"

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