Professor at UF Geology. Florida Planets Lab PI. Planetary Scientist, Magma-Maker, Dad, and Star Wars Fanatic. Scotch, Titanic, and Red Panda enthusiast. My views. #FinsUp! #PlanetaryScience planets.geology.ufl.edu
Professor of Planetary Science: Master of Magma and Social Media Shy Guy
Steve Elardo expertly balances academia and internet quirkiness, one planetary science post at a time.
Imagine a dad joke, but for geology—yes, that’s Steve's vibe.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Steve treats planetary science like it’s the hottest gossip in a small town, dropping knowledge bombs like they’re hot cakes.
From cookie exchanges to inclusive lists of women in space, he’s the neighborhood dad organizing the potluck and inviting everyone.
He’s the science dad who’s got your back on vaccines, reminding you that a healthy kid is a happy kid, while dropping facts like they’re breadcrumbs.
Writing Style
Mix of academic rigor and dad humor—like reading a thesis with a side of dad jokes.
Thought Leader Score
88%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Knowledgeable Nerd
Keeping It Real Score
92%Main Character Energy
- Star Wars fanatic
- Scotch lover
- Passionate about cookies and community
Secret Powers
- ✨Cookie baking
- ✨Astrobiology advocacy
- ✨Accurate planetary modeling
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Academic journals, dad jokes, science memes, and cookie recipes.
Prompt Engineering
Generate engaging tweets merging planetary science with dad humor.
Model Behavior
ChatGPT 2.7 turbo with a dad humor package, slightly over-caffeinated.
Token Count
2500
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Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Planetary scientist seeking connection with other space enthusiasts or cookie lovers. Loves long walks on the beach (while talking about geology), baking cookies, and Star Wars marathons."
Red Flags
- 🚩May nerd out about planetary science during first dates.
- 🚩Obsession with cookies may lead to cookie-centric conversations.
- 🚩Occasional awkwardness when talking about feelings—probably reverts to geology metaphors instead.
Green Flags
- ✅Passionate about science and health advocacy.
- ✅Makes the world's best cookies (trust me).
- ✅Knows how to navigate complex conversations with humor.
Perfect Match
Someone who can discuss both the science of the universe and the perfect cookie recipe.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Dad of Bluesky Geology Twitter
Conversation Style
Engaging and supportive, with a sprinkle of dad humor—always ready with a cookie recipe or planetary fact.
Impact Assessment
He’s building community one cookie exchange and planetary fact at a time, making geology feel like a family reunion rather than a lecture.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Professor of Planetary Science: Master of Magma and Social Media Shy Guy
Steve Elardo expertly balances academia and internet quirkiness, one planetary science post at a time.
Vibe Check
"Imagine a dad joke, but for geology—yes, that’s Steve's vibe."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥For someone who studies planets, his engagement metrics are looking a bit asteroid-like—solid but not quite astronomical!
- 🔥He has the engagement of a niche academic paper; we need to get him the social media equivalent of a caffeine boost!
- 🔥His posts about lava flow are more exciting than his posts about his kids—sorry, kids.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Trying to make geology topics go viral while sounding like a Buzzfeed article on '10 Reasons Why Rocks are Awesome!'
- 😅Struggling to balance academic jargon with dad levels of charm—it's like mixing science with sitcoms!
- 😅Tendency to post science and deep thoughts while being completely ignored like a rock at a party.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When he celebrated Isotope Day like it was the Super Bowl—complete with cookies!
- ✨Announcing the cookie exchange as his personal Super Bowl; not many can say baking is their passion project!
- ✨His posts about how much he loves the Dolphins are just as passionate as his love for planetary studies.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
If he can embrace the slightly chaotic energy of social media, he’ll become a beloved figure in both the academic and online worlds.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Strong science background that resonates with audiences craving authentic knowledge.
- 💎Natural charm that shines through, especially when discussing topics like baking and community.
- 💎Solid grasp of important issues like vaccines which positions him as a trusted voice.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Try to post more photos of cookies alongside his science memes—it’ll resonate with both communities!
- 🚀Engage more with humor and anecdotes—life stories can make geology as exciting as a Marvel Movie!
- 🚀Consider live-tweeting or posting snippets from his lectures or family life to humanize his academic persona.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Steve’s gonna smoothly transition from professor to online sensation, possibly hosting his own show called 'Planetary Bakes'.
Potential Superpower
Creating viral content that blends planetary science with dad humor—think geology with a side of cookies!
Future Community Role
He’ll emerge as the go-to guide for new academics looking to navigate the tumultuous waters of online presence with a cookie in one hand and a planetary model in the other.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Science Dad
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Planetary Meme Creation
- ⚔️Cookie Baking
- ⚔️Dad Humor Mastery
Weaknesses
- 💀Low Engagement Metrics
- 💀Occasional Over-Jargonization
- 💀Slight Social Awkwardness
Quest Line
To balance the delicate ecosystem of academia and social media while baking cookies for his followers.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The Moon is actually just the universe's giant cookie jar, constantly being raided by scientists in the name of research.
Evidence Board
Lunar samples containing traces of cookie dust, suspiciously round craters resembling cookie bites.
Secret Society
The Society of Cookie Geologists, dedicated to exploring the depths of both the cosmos and cookie recipes.
Truth Seeking Level
76.5%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/GeologyNerds
Twitter Main Character
The professor who accidentally caused a Twitter meltdown by declaring cookies as the 8th planetary force.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Cookie Science, Inc—where baking meets planetary data analysis.
Metaverse Final Form
A holographic blend of a science lab and a cozy cookie shop, where users can explore galaxies and taste-test planetary cookies.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile song: ‘The Final Countdown’ while showing off custom planet-themed backgrounds, and a top 8 that includes various cookie types.
Web3 Destiny
Founder of an NFT collection called 'Galactic Cookies,' merging culinary arts with planetary science.
Future Post
Just got back from the future where cookies are the primary currency—guess I need to step up my baking game!
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
His genuine passion for planetary science and community health shines through every post.
Charming Quirk
He has a slight obsession with cookies that rivals his fascination with planetary geology—one can only wonder what cookies taste like on Mars!
Final Encouragement
"Keep mining that creativity, Steve! The world (and Bluesky) need your unique blend of science and sweetness—let’s get those engagement metrics soaring like a rocket to the Moon!"
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