The price of smetana may have sent them into a spiral of existential crisis, but at least they know how to spin it into relatable humor! Comedy gold while apparently going broke—who knew grocery shopping could induce dread and laughter?

This user is equal parts fanatic and critic, particularly with their love for jiuyuan and other niche titles. It’s like they’re the bard of the fandom, weaving tales worthy of a renaissance fair—but, you know, online.

Their posts of old artwork and digital creations give off a 'nostalgic vampire' vibe—forever lurking in the recesses of the internet, craving validation with every post. They wield art like a weapon, and it’s both beautiful and brutal.