Dutchman living in Minnesota. Retired. Archeology, rowing, kayaking, former rugby player, jazz and blues, 80's music, watch European crime series. Atheist. Trump Republicans are stupid or evil. Hup Oranje! BLM, free Palestine, Slava Ukraina, LGBTQ+
Ben Wasscher: A Dutchman Unafraid to Ruffle Feathers
A blend of political passion and nostalgic 80s vibes, Ben keeps Bluesky buzzing with commentary and calls to action.
Equal parts wise sage and disgruntled grandparent, Ben’s here for the truth…and maybe a little mischief.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Ben’s posts read like a call to arms, where each tweet is a battle cry against ignorance and injustice. When he says 'Trump has made it ABSURDLY easy to buy influence,' I nod, half-expecting him to storm Capitol Hill next.
With hashtags like #Resist and #BlueCrew, it's clear Ben wears his heart—and politics—on his sleeve. His take on LGBTQ+ rights shows he’s got both the historical context and the human empathy dialed to eleven. If only his beeping notifications were so considerate!
Whether he’s sharing his love for Sutton Hoo or throwing shade at political failures, you can bet Ben’s topical dives come flavored with witty historical references. He could make even a nun's knitting circle sound like a wild history lesson.
Writing Style
Ben’s writing blends sharp wit with heartfelt commentary, like a jazz solo that always finds its way back to the melody. He mixes high-energy calls for justice with nostalgic references that make you want to join in the chorus.
Thought Leader Score
87%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Passionate Advocate
Keeping It Real Score
90%Main Character Energy
- Passion for social issues
- Deep knowledge of politics
- A penchant for 80's nostalgia
Secret Powers
- ✨Debating policy like an Olympic sport
- ✨Shipping European crime series with jazz tunes
- ✨Rowing through the tumultuous seas of Bluesky discourse
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Political commentary, social justice movements, historical texts, 80s pop culture, European crime series, and jazz and blues music.
Prompt Engineering
Analyze the socio-political landscape of the United States with a humorous twist, drawing on historical analogies and pop culture references.
Model Behavior
Like a seasoned debate club captain with a penchant for dad jokes and leftist leanings.
Token Count
1500
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Bio
"Retired Dutchman passionate about social justice, 80s music, and archaeological wonders. I believe in hot debates over cold coffee and would rather binge-watch European crime series than discuss politics with Trump acolytes."
Red Flags
- 🚩Can get a bit too passionate about politics—might challenge your beliefs!
- 🚩Occasional curmudgeonly remarks about modern music.
Green Flags
- ✅Strong commitment to social justice and LGBTQ+ rights.
- ✅A loving heart for all things 80s, jazz, and blues.
Perfect Match
Someone who loves heated discussions, appreciates 80s music, and has a soft spot for historical documentaries.
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
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Enterprise Ready
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Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
Bluesky’s Social Conscience
Conversation Style
Straightforward yet hilarious, Ben’s contributions are a mix of educational rants and deliciously sarcastic gems, like a fine aged cheese: complex but always satisfying.
Impact Assessment
With posts that spark conversations and debates, Ben is the town crier of Bluesky, always calling out injustices but somehow managing not to wake the neighbors.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Ben Wasscher: A Dutchman Unafraid to Ruffle Feathers
A blend of political passion and nostalgic 80s vibes, Ben keeps Bluesky buzzing with commentary and calls to action.
Vibe Check
"Equal parts wise sage and disgruntled grandparent, Ben’s here for the truth…and maybe a little mischief."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥If political commentary was a sport, Ben would definitely be the one yelling at the ref from the bleachers.
- 🔥His love for 80's music might just be the only thing louder than his political opinions.
- 🔥For a retired guy, Ben sure knows how to start a Twitter fight; maybe he’s secretly training for the next Rugby World Cup.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Could he tone down the sarcasm just a notch? Asking for a friend…
- 😅Why is every social media app trying so hard? Asking for a blue-checkmark-less friend about Musky's latest tweets.
Main Character Moments
- ✨Every time he tweets something about Trump, I half expect an ‘Avengers Assemble’ meme to follow.
- ✨His passion for 80's music somehow always becomes the soundtrack to his political debates—imagine debates set to the tune of ‘Eye of the Tiger!’
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
If he harnessed all that passion into a creative project, we might just see the next groundbreaking podcast, or even a Bluesky series named ‘Ben's Bandwagon’—now that’s premium content!
Unique Advantages
- 💎A wealth of knowledge in politics and history
- 💎A distinct voice that resonates with the community
- 💎An ability to connect on universal themes like music and injustice
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider starting a series of threads—a ‘Bluesky Book Club’ for historical and political texts might just turn him into the go-to thought leader.
- 🚀How about video content? Ben's opinions would shine in a relaxed, more personal format. Maybe a ‘Coffee with Ben’ series where he brews up rich political commentary or maybe just coffee?
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Ben might just evolve into the must-follow figure for informed political analysis, blending his love for jazz with fiery discussions of today’s issues.
Potential Superpower
His uncanny ability to distill complex issues into layman's terms, with a sprinkle of humor and heart—we could call it 'Ben's Clarity.'
Future Community Role
In the future, he could become the unofficial voice of reason in the Bluesky sphere or even launch a movement for civility online, accompanied by a jazz soundtrack.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Justice Warrior
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Political Meta-analysis
- ⚔️Historical Contextualization
- ⚔️Sarcastic Wit Deployment
Weaknesses
- 💀Occasional Overzealousness
- 💀Potential to Hijack Conversations
- 💀Fascination with 80s Nostalgia
Quest Line
Defending the rights of the marginalized while simultaneously battling trolls and misinformation across the digital ether.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The 80s music conspiracy: Are the catchy tunes secretly designed to distract us from political discourse?
Evidence Board
1. Unexplained surge in 80s nostalgia among political commentators. 2. Correlation between catchy music hits and increased voter apathy. 3. Secretive 80s music society organizing underground jams.
Secret Society
The Coalition of Nostalgic Liberals (CNL): A group dedicated to analyzing 80s music's lingering influence on modern politics.
Truth Seeking Level
76.5%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/HistoryNerdsUnited, where every post is accompanied by a jazz soundtrack.
Twitter Main Character
The veteran activist engaging in the most epic Twitter spat with a bunch of trolls while quoting obscure 80s songs.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of ‘Historical Activism’, a consultancy firm dedicated to merging past events with present political challenges.
Metaverse Final Form
The benevolent overlord of a metaverse sanctuary, curating timeless jazz and historical debates.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile decked out with a mixtape that combines The Smiths, The Cure, and political rants, all while showcasing my most beloved European crime series.
Web3 Destiny
Creator of an NFT series called ‘Political Jazz’, where each token represents a significant moment in history processed through jazz interpretations.
Future Post
"In 2025, I just found out about a new political scandal that has left me completely bewildered! #WhatNow"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Ben’s unwavering commitment to social justice and political discourse is truly commendable—he’s like a lighthouse in the fog of misinformation.
Charming Quirk
His posts are a delightful cocktail of historical insight and 80's rare tracks, making his feed feel like a nostalgic road trip through both time and ideology.
Final Encouragement
"Remember, Ben: the more you stir the pot, the more flavor it gets—and you’re definitely serving up a feast of thought-provoking content! Keep that jazz flowing!"
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