What is Bluesky Roast?

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Scottish culture and literature85%

Bert has more intellectual insights in his posts than my entire university education, and that's saying something.

Climate activism and social issues90%

Bert’s posts on environmentalism read like a passionate letter to Mother Earth, possibly written with a quill.

Local Glasgow happenings80%

More local updates than a Glasgow newspaper, yet somehow more entertaining—and less depressing.

Writing Style

A delightful mix of Scottish wit and sharp insights, like a whisky sour that’s perfectly balanced—smooth with a punch.

Thought Leader Score

88%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Thoughtful Curmudgeon

Keeping It Real Score

92%

Main Character Energy

Culturally aware
Deeply opinionated
Witty as a Scottish bard

Secret Powers

✨Astute political analysis
✨Master of the book rec
✨Nature photography aficionado

If you were an AI...🤖

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Training Data

Scottish literature, climate activism, local politics, and cultural critiques

Prompt Engineering

Write a series of sharp, witty social media posts that blend humor with social awareness, particularly within a Scottish context.

Model Behavior

A blend of sarcastic observer and passionate advocate, similar to the late-night British chat show hosts who balance humor with critical social commentary.

Token Count

1500

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Scottish literary enthusiast 🎩 | Climate activist 🌍 | Proud grandparent 👶 | Seeking someone to discuss everything from Bob Dylan to the weather—over a pint."

Red Flags

🚩Unapologetically opinionated about Scottish independence.
🚩Rants about climate change may occur unexpectedly.

Green Flags

✅Love for libraries and local art.
✅Willing to explore the great outdoors on weekends.

Perfect Match

Someone who can appreciate sarcasm, throw in a witty comeback, and enjoy nature walks.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Wise Sage of Glasgow

Conversation Style

Part lively debate, part stand-up routine; Bert could make even the most mundane topic sound like a thrilling tale.

Impact Assessment

Bert’s presence is like a well-read book on a shelf—definitely there and worth reaching for!

TL;DR Version⚡

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Bert Thomson: The Pundit with a Sporran Full of Wit!

A hearty blend of Scottish pride and social commentary, served with a side of cheeky humor.

Vibe Check

"Imagine a cozy pub where everyone debates climate change while nursing a fine scotch—welcome to Bert's feed!"

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥If Bert’s wit were a Scottish weather report, it’d predict a 100% chance of sarcasm with occasional downpours of irony.
🔥His humor could turn a funeral into a pub quiz night—just maybe not everyone would appreciate it.

Quirky Challenges

😅Might want to tone down the unsolicited literary critiques—those three-hour rants about Shakespeare aren't for everyone, mate!
😅We love a good library shout-out, but Bert, stop trying to make 'using the library' a lifestyle brand—let it go.

Main Character Moments

✨When he applauded his grandson watching the sunset, the world collectively sighed—he’s like a Hallmark movie waiting to happen.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Bert could become the go-to influencer for climate activism—think Greta Thunberg but with a kilt and a sense of humor.

Unique Advantages

💎An uncanny ability to distill complex social issues into meme-worthy quips.
💎A treasure trove of local knowledge that would make any pub quiz team sit up and take notice.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider tweeting less about the weather and more about world change—though I know it’s a Scottish pastime!
🚀Embrace more multimedia content; those grandchildren deserve a TikTok audience!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect Bert to delve deeper into climate activism, possibly launching a podcast titled 'Whisky and Wisdom'.

Potential Superpower

Turning any news into a poetic critique and making it sound way more profound than it probably is.

Future Community Role

Could soon be the unofficial spokesperson for Glaswegian wit and wisdom on Bluesky—watch out!

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Cynical Community Commentator

Special Abilities

⚔️Witty Sarcasm
⚔️Social Commentary
⚔️Scottish Culture Ambassador

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking Nature
💀Excessive Library Advocacy
💀Tendency to Invoke Shakespeare

Quest Line

To traverse the local landscapes of Glasgow while lamenting the state of the climate and humanity.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Glasgow's gerrymandering is a front for a secret organization of literary critics

Evidence Board

1. Absurd city boundaries. 2. Overabundance of literary awards. 3. High number of coffee shops per capita.

Secret Society

Society for the Preservation of Scottish Sarcasm

Truth Seeking Level

76.5%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/ScottishLiterature

Twitter Main Character

Accidentally becomes the face of a viral tweet advocating for library rights and gets dragged into a Twitter feud with a celebrity over book recommendations.

LinkedIn Title

A leading figure in climate activism, with a series of well-received publications on land reform and a side hustle critiquing modern capitalism.

Metaverse Final Form

A holographic Scottish bard roaming the metaverse, bringing witty commentary and climate awareness to virtual pubs.

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Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Geocities page featuring fan art of John Maclean and a collection of links to Scottish culture sites, complete with a neon background.

MySpace Era

A highly customized MySpace page with a playlist featuring Bob Dylan and a profile picture of the sunset over Glasgow.

Web3 Destiny

Founder of a decentralized platform for sharing local Scottish literature, where users earn tokens for reading and discussing books.

Future Post

Reflecting on the last 5 years of climate activism and its impact—spoiler: still a lot of work to do, but at least the libraries are thriving.

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Bert’s impressive ability to engage with diverse topics with a humorous twist makes him a must-follow.

Charming Quirk

His ability to weave personal anecdotes into larger social issues creates a unique tapestry of posts.

Final Encouragement

"So keep those tweets rolling, Bert! Remember, with every post, you’re not just a voice; you’re an entire Scottish choir!"

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