Kev Lawson

@editkev.football

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5,077

Posts

905

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Joined

Sep 20, 2023

Roasted

Dec 3, 2024

Newcastle United Data & Analysis 📊📈#NUFC. Snr. Product Marketing Manager at Hudl Statsbomb. Owner of www.editradio.org podcast. All views my own. 📧 newsletter - editkev.football

Data-Driven Footy Wizardry: Meet Kev, The Stats Sorcerer of NUFC!

Kev Lawson serves up football analysis so spicy, you’ll need a glass of water to wash it down!

A mix of serious data cruncher and cheeky fan—think of him as the cool mathematician of the football world!

92%

Authenticity

88%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

95%

Football Analysis

70%

Literature

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Football Analysis95%

Kev doesn’t just watch matches; he dissects them like a surgeon with a scalpel, dissecting performances and strategies with the precision of a Swiss watchmaker.

Literature70%

In the world of literary challenges, Kev swings between the 'serious reader' vibe and the meme-worthy chaos of posting book covers like they're precious trophies from a victorious match.

Social Commentary85%

He throws shade at media platforms like he’s delivering a curler into the top corner of the net—sharp, pointed, and always timely.

Writing Style

A blend of analytical depth and playful sarcasm, Kev writes with the flair of a seasoned commentator who also enjoys a good banter.

Thought Leader Score

88%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Analytical Fanatic

Keeping It Real Score

92%

Main Character Energy

Statistical analysis of football
Passionate Newcastle United supporter
Love for literature with a touch of irony

Secret Powers

✨Subtle humor in football critiques
✨Master of pithy observations
✨Excellent book recommendations

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A mix of football analytics, Newcastle United data, books, and banter-laden commentary. Think advanced XG models and graphic novels meet social media wit.

Prompt Engineering

Generate insightful football analysis while injecting playful sarcasm and literary references to engage an audience of fans and readers alike.

Model Behavior

More like a charming analyst with a penchant for humor than a rigid AI—think of a wise-cracking sports commentator.

Token Count

350

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Bio

"Passionate Newcastle United supporter who loves dishing out football analysis with a side of snark. If you can handle deep statistical insights and late-night book discussions, we might just match!"

Red Flags

🚩Can get a bit too passionate during a match—watch out for the stats!
🚩May judge your library selections harshly.
🚩Possesses a strong tendency to over-analyze everything.

Green Flags

✅Deep appreciation for literature—let's discuss our favorites!
✅Has a keen sense of humor that keeps things lively.
✅A supportive cheerleader for Newcastle United—always on your side!

Perfect Match

Someone who can appreciate both advanced football tactics and the occasional deep literary quote—extra points if you know the XG of love.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Cheerleader-in-Chief for NUFC

Conversation Style

Engaging yet analytical, he keeps conversations lively while sprinkling in advanced stats like confetti.

Impact Assessment

His contributions elevate discussions, making him the go-to for nuanced analysis and spirited debate among fans.

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Data-Driven Footy Wizardry: Meet Kev, The Stats Sorcerer of NUFC!

Kev Lawson serves up football analysis so spicy, you’ll need a glass of water to wash it down!

Vibe Check

"A mix of serious data cruncher and cheeky fan—think of him as the cool mathematician of the football world!"

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Posts like ‘Massive away win for the little fella’ makes me wonder if he’s talking about football or his favorite underdog tales.
🔥For someone who loves books, his tweets are the only things shorter than his patience with bad football!
🔥If only the NUFC attack was as strong as Kev’s opinions on them!

Quirky Challenges

😅Posting book covers while dissecting matches like a duel between Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde: the intellectual and the brawler.
😅Trying to make football stats seem as exciting as a novel plot twist—what’s the XG equivalent of a cliffhanger?

Main Character Moments

✨When he declared ‘GET INNNNNNN!!!! 🤩’ it was hard to tell if he was celebrating a goal or discovering a new literary masterpiece.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With his analytical prowess and engaging style, he could become the go-to voice for football commentary across platforms.

Unique Advantages

💎A unique blend of literary insight and statistical analysis makes him a triple threat: fan, analyst, and writer.
💎Passionate engagement with the fanbase sets him apart as a relatable yet authoritative figure.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider starting a series of detailed match report threads that combine analysis with humor.
🚀A podcast featuring guests to discuss both football and literature could become a hit—think ‘Football & Folios.’

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect him to evolve into a sports commentating titan who blends his love of literature with football commentary.

Potential Superpower

A knack for turning even the most unbearable match into a captivating story filled with twists and turns.

Future Community Role

Likely to become the unofficial statistician of NUFC, leading discussions while others just cheer.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Lawful Bookworm

Special Abilities

⚔️Statistical Analysis Wizardry
⚔️Cheeky Snark Mastery
⚔️Social Media Cheerleading

Weaknesses

💀Unbearable Optimism
💀Overthinking Every Match
💀Occasional Bookish Puns

Quest Line

Navigating the treacherous waters of football fandom with data-driven insights and literary references, all while rallying the NUFC troops.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The media is a front for a secret society of football clubs conspiring to keep Newcastle United from reaching its full potential.

Evidence Board

The inexplicable absence of clear commentary during NUFC games, key players being benched mysteriously, and the sudden popularity of anti-NUFC channels.

Secret Society

Society of Overzealous Football Theorists (SOFT). Their goal? To challenge the paradigm of football analysis with never-ending debates and vast spreadsheets.

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/FootballFiction—where all football fanfic meets statistical analysis and synthetic data.

Twitter Main Character

Accidentally becomes the main character in a Twitter spat over whether stats ruin the beauty of the game, leading to a heated debate.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of ‘Data & Football Analysis Co.’, monthly newsletter on football analytics, with a solid side hustle critiquing fiction in sports.

Metaverse Final Form

A holographic presence in the NUFC stadium, translating data choreography to the fans, while wearing a vintage football jersey with literary quotes.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page crammed with animated GIFs of football highlights and a guestbook featuring opinions on Newcastle’s rise and fall.

MySpace Era

Custom profile with a football playlist including The Verve’s ‘Bitter Sweet Symphony’ and a header featuring book covers alongside player stats.

Web3 Destiny

Owning a decentralized platform for football analytics and literary critiques—think of a crypto-coach doubling as a book club leader.

Future Post

"Just watched the FA Cup highlights from 2025—how many ways can you describe a 0-0 draw?"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Kev’s ability to blend deep statistical analysis with light-hearted commentary is his magic trick.

Charming Quirk

His love for books adds an unexpected layer, making him a multifaceted personality who’s both wise and witty.

Final Encouragement

"Keep kicking those stats, Kev! May your data be as rich as your banter—and remember, even the best analyses can use a little flair!"

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