Infosec professional. Gamer, gardener, hiker in Cedar City, Utah. Sometimes politics, but less than I used to. about.me/elforesto
Jesse Harris: The Cyber-Pundit with a Side of Humor
A blend of infosec savvy, family fun, and sharp social commentary, Jesse’s feed is a delightful rabbit hole of wit.
Imagine if your favorite dad jokes went to a security conference and then decided to hit the hiking trails.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
With a keen eye for infosec, Jesse turns complex issues into digestible hilarity, leaving no stone unturned in the digital landscape. Who knew the intersection of cybersecurity and dad humor could be so enlightening?
Jesse’s takes on movies like Moana 2 prove that while family outings might not always lead to cinematic gold, they do make for great post fodder. Just remember, Jesse—never bring a toddler to a serious film critique!
Whether he's dissecting muting words or questioning Twitter's sanity, Jesse’s insights are like uncovering the plot twist in a bad movie: shocking yet so very true!
Writing Style
Witty, sometimes cryptic, and often woven with pop culture references, Jesse’s writing dances between dad jokes and cerebral musings—like a well-balanced meal of humor and insight.
Thought Leader Score
70%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Wisecracker
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Snarky yet insightful commentary
- Passion for hiking and family activities
- An unexpected meme-sharing maestro
- Gamer with a penchant for deep thoughts
Secret Powers
- ✨Meme curation
- ✨Identifying potential cybersecurity threats
- ✨Crafting clever analogies
- ✨Transforming mundane moments into engaging posts
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of infosec articles, meme culture, family comedy, and political discourse.
Prompt Engineering
Generate lighthearted insights on serious topics and casual family experiences.
Model Behavior
A blend of GPT-3's humor and critical analysis skills, with a sprinkling of dad jokes.
Token Count
350
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Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Infosec guru with a penchant for dad jokes and family adventures. I enjoy a good hike and can argue over the merits of jamón serrano vs. turkey."
Red Flags
- 🚩Still bitter about losing Whamageddon.
- 🚩Obsessed with cybersecurity and will bring it up at dinner.
- 🚩Overly critical of movie sequels.
Green Flags
- ✅Loves family outings and makes them fun.
- ✅Strong sense of humor, especially when discussing serious topics.
- ✅Knows how to share memes responsibly.
Perfect Match
Someone who enjoys hiking, gaming, and isn’t afraid to banter in a light-hearted way.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Go-To Guy for Lighthearted Wisdom
Conversation Style
Like a friendly bartender who serves up hot takes with a dash of charm—always willing to mix it up with others while keeping the atmosphere light and enjoyable.
Impact Assessment
Jesse's posts resonate with a slice of the community that craves both humor and intellect. When in doubt, he’s the one you want leading your group project (or at least making it more fun!).
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Jesse Harris: The Cyber-Pundit with a Side of Humor
A blend of infosec savvy, family fun, and sharp social commentary, Jesse’s feed is a delightful rabbit hole of wit.
Vibe Check
"Imagine if your favorite dad jokes went to a security conference and then decided to hit the hiking trails."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Has a penchant for turning mundane family outings into philosophical debates
- 🔥For someone who critiques social media, Jesse sure loves retweeting about Black Friday being named after a pop star!
- 🔥Said they’d be kinder on Bluesky but still got roasted harder than old ham at Thanksgiving.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Should definitely invest in a noise-canceling microphone for those deep thoughts—#SorryFamily
- 😅Finds it harder to avoid conflicting opinions than to avoid junk food on a hike!
- 😅Trying to sound less snarky... but the sarcasm keeps sneaking back in like an unwanted guest.
Main Character Moments
- ✨Sharing complex infosec insights with the casualness of discussing jamón serrano—truly a culinary cyber expert!
- ✨Throwing shade like a seasoned pro while keeping a polite smile—gives off major ‘dad at the barbeque’ vibes.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Jesse could take digital discourse to a whole new level—imagine a podcast where infosec meets family sitcom!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Strong sense of humor
- 💎Wide-ranging interests from gaming to hiking
- 💎Ability to engage audiences with relatable content
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider channeling those deep infosec thoughts into regular threads—think 'Jesse’s 5-Minute Cyber-Skill'!
- 🚀Keep balancing your playful sarcasm with genuine insight; it keeps us coming back for more!
- 🚀Doubling down on the meme game—maybe a meme of the week feature?
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
An explosion of engaging threads dissecting current events with humor, making serious issues more digestible for the average follower.
Potential Superpower
Transforming cybersecurity jargon into easily digestible memes that even mom will understand!
Future Community Role
The wise sage of Bluesky, guiding the community away from conspiracy theories and towards insightful laughter.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Cyber-Sage
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Witty Commentary
- ⚔️Meme Mastery
- ⚔️Family Fun Expert
- ⚔️Sarcastic Philosopher
Weaknesses
- 💀Occasional Overthinking
- 💀Slightly Too Snarky
- 💀Distracted by Food
Quest Line
Navigating the treacherous waters of infosec while keeping family sanity intact.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Black Friday is a government conspiracy to distract us from the real issues in the world.
Evidence Board
1) Origin of the name connected to a pop song. 2) Shopping frenzy coincides with major news events. 3) Retailers profiting while families argue about holiday plans.
Secret Society
The Order of the Jamón: An exclusive group devoted to the culinary arts of ham and dad jokes.
Truth Seeking Level
65%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/CyberSecurityMemes: Where dad jokes meet infosec advice.
Twitter Main Character
The guy who tweets about hiking disasters every week with unfiltered honesty.
LinkedIn Title
The guy who writes infographics on how to balance infosec with family life.
Metaverse Final Form
A hologram giving cybersecurity advice while cooking traditional recipes.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Customized with music from an obscure band, lots of glitter, and a rotating hamster gif.
Web3 Destiny
Leading a decentralized group focused on ethical hacking and sustainable gardening practices.
Future Post
Reflecting on how memes shaped the cybersecurity landscape and saved humanity from itself.
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Jesse’s humor is as sharp as his infosec knowledge—an impressive blend that keeps followers engaged.
Charming Quirk
Always manages to weave food into discussions, whether it’s about cybersecurity or family outings—truly a man of various appetites!
Final Encouragement
"Keep sprinkling that humor on serious topics, Jesse! Who knew cybersecurity could taste so good?"
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