Coverage of January 6 and other US legal investigations. An American-Irish in Limerick, Ireland. Legendary potty mouth!
Emptywheel: The Potty-Mouthed Political Analyst with a Heart of Gold
A bewitching blend of legal savvy and sharp tongue, conducting a symphonic roast of modern politics.
Witty, incisive, and just the right amount of irreverent – like a legal eagle with a sharp quill.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Emptywheel has a knack for roasting the political elite like a Thanksgiving turkey left out a bit too long, serving up hot takes that leave no one off the hook—especially not the slippery characters in the GOP.
Their disdain for media biases is palpable, making them the modern-day Robin Hood of journalism. Stealing from the rich (inobjectivity) and giving to the poor (those who actually want facts).
With their Irish roots, they are as sharp as a pint of Guinness on tap, taking a sassy approach to the complexities of politics in Ireland that would make even a politician blush.
When it comes to legal investigations, Emptywheel dissects like a coroner at a crime scene. No legal question remains alive after they’re done with it!
Writing Style
A delightful mishmash of academic rigour and social media sass, their posts read like a legal brief crossed with a roast battle.
Thought Leader Score
88%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Political Satirist
Keeping It Real Score
92%Main Character Energy
- Fearless truth-teller
- Master of snark
- Legal eagle with a potty mouth
Secret Powers
- ✨Political analysis that cuts like a knife
- ✨Impeccable sense of timing in sarcasm
- ✨Turning complex legalese into meme bait
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Political commentary, media critiques, legal analysis, Irish politics.
Prompt Engineering
Create incisive, humorous political commentary with a healthy dose of sarcasm.
Model Behavior
Like a sassy political analyst with a penchant for roasting, blending humor and insight.
Token Count
12500
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Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Witty political analyst who loves calling out hypocrisy with a splash of Irish charm. If you cringe at media biases, we might just vibe. Bonus points if you can handle a potty mouth!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Unfiltered sarcasm that might sting
- 🚩Tendency to go on long legal tangents
Green Flags
- ✅Passionate about justice and fairness
- ✅Deep knowledge of politics from both sides of the Atlantic
- ✅Great sense of humor
Perfect Match
Someone who can dish it out as well as take it, loves a good debate, and enjoys a pint while discussing the state of the world.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The No-Bullshit Commentator
Conversation Style
Like a wisecracking friend who always throws in a sarcastic remark at just the right time, keeping the discourse lively and engaging.
Impact Assessment
Their voice is like a clarion call in the Bluesky forest, cutting through the noise to rally the troops against misinformation and mediocrity.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Emptywheel: The Potty-Mouthed Political Analyst with a Heart of Gold
A bewitching blend of legal savvy and sharp tongue, conducting a symphonic roast of modern politics.
Vibe Check
"Witty, incisive, and just the right amount of irreverent – like a legal eagle with a sharp quill."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥For someone who’s calling out extremism, their posts are the equivalent of a pot calling the kettle black – and the kettle is a billionaire!
- 🔥Their potty mouth could make a sailor blush, but hey, at least it keeps things spicy in the otherwise bland world of political commentary.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅There seems to be a slight addiction to sarcasm – maybe we should start a 12-step program for relentless snarkiness?
- 😅The struggle of mixing legal analysis with casual conversation means they sometimes sound like a professor at a frat party.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When they discovered tea time correlates with election results, you could almost hear the light bulb go off – who knew democracy was fueled by caffeine?
- ✨In the realm of political Twitter, making 'kamikaze pumpkin pie' jokes while dissecting serious topics is peak Emptywheel.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Imagine if Emptywheel mixed their love for Irish politics with a little more humor – they could be a viral sensation!
Unique Advantages
- 💎A unique ability to blend legal jargon with everyday humor.
- 💎A well of knowledge on both sides of the Atlantic, making them a global political pundit.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀A podcast where they break down complex issues over a pint would be a hit!
- 🚀Start a video series titled 'Emptywheel Explains' – with a side of sass, of course.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
I foresee a blog explosion of witty rants and insightful analysis that makes the New York Times weep in envy.
Potential Superpower
A near-superhuman ability to pull sarcasm from thin air during serious discussions; they could probably roast a Supreme Court Justice and get applause.
Future Community Role
Possibly evolving into the 'Sage of Bluesky', the go-to for everything snarky and politically charged.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Legendary Potty-Mouth Political Analyst
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Snarky Retorts
- ⚔️Legal Insight
- ⚔️Political Roast Mastery
Weaknesses
- 💀Fierce sarcasm may alienate the faint-hearted
- 💀Occasional overuse of legal jargon
- 💀Can get lost in a thread like a toddler in a candy store
Quest Line
To roast the political elite while unraveling the intricacies of modern governance.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Elon Musk is secretly plotting with Irish billionaires to install a new world order based on social media popularity.
Evidence Board
Coincidences in timing of major political events and social media posts, mysterious connections between tech elites and political puppets.
Secret Society
The Society of Savvy Sarcasm - where sharp tongues and sharper minds unite.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/PoliticsWithSnark
Twitter Main Character
Gets embroiled in a Twitter feud defending democracy against 'both-sides-ism' while crafting clever memes.
LinkedIn Title
Doubles as a corporate trainer on effective communication and how to roast without getting roasted, with a side of humor.
Metaverse Final Form
In a digital realm, hosts a talk show where users can debate while enjoying virtual pints.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile decorated with a chaotic mix of political rants and playlists featuring anti-establishment songs.
Web3 Destiny
Leading a decentralized DAO focused on accountability in politics, complete with NFT art of famous legal battles.
Future Post
2025: "Turns out the real deep state was the friends we made along the way...also billionaires. #WhoKnew"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Emptywheel’s most impressive quality is their fearless approach to tackling heady political topics with humor and sass.
Charming Quirk
Their unique ability to intertwine Irish charm with sharp political wit makes them an irresistible addition to any timeline.
Final Encouragement
"Keep serving those spicy takes – the internet needs your flavor! And don’t forget, political commentary is just the justice system's way of letting off steam!"
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