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    Coverage of January 6 and other US legal investigations. An American-Irish in Limerick, Ireland. Legendary potty mouth!

    Emptywheel: The Potty-Mouthed Political Analyst with a Heart of Gold

    A bewitching blend of legal savvy and sharp tongue, conducting a symphonic roast of modern politics.

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    Witty, incisive, and just the right amount of irreverent – like a legal eagle with a sharp quill.

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    92%
    Authenticity
    88%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    95%
    Political Commentary
    90%
    Media Critique

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Political Commentary95%

    Emptywheel has a knack for roasting the political elite like a Thanksgiving turkey left out a bit too long, serving up hot takes that leave no one off the hook—especially not the slippery characters in the GOP.

    Media Critique90%

    Their disdain for media biases is palpable, making them the modern-day Robin Hood of journalism. Stealing from the rich (inobjectivity) and giving to the poor (those who actually want facts).

    Irish Politics85%

    With their Irish roots, they are as sharp as a pint of Guinness on tap, taking a sassy approach to the complexities of politics in Ireland that would make even a politician blush.

    Legal Analysis90%

    When it comes to legal investigations, Emptywheel dissects like a coroner at a crime scene. No legal question remains alive after they’re done with it!

    Writing Style

    A delightful mishmash of academic rigour and social media sass, their posts read like a legal brief crossed with a roast battle.

    Thought Leader Score

    88%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Political Satirist

    Keeping It Real Score

    92%

    Main Character Energy

    • Fearless truth-teller
    • Master of snark
    • Legal eagle with a potty mouth

    Secret Powers

    • Political analysis that cuts like a knife
    • Impeccable sense of timing in sarcasm
    • Turning complex legalese into meme bait

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    Political commentary, media critiques, legal analysis, Irish politics.

    Prompt Engineering

    Create incisive, humorous political commentary with a healthy dose of sarcasm.

    Model Behavior

    Like a sassy political analyst with a penchant for roasting, blending humor and insight.

    Token Count

    12500

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    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Witty political analyst who loves calling out hypocrisy with a splash of Irish charm. If you cringe at media biases, we might just vibe. Bonus points if you can handle a potty mouth!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Unfiltered sarcasm that might sting
    • 🚩Tendency to go on long legal tangents

    Green Flags

    • Passionate about justice and fairness
    • Deep knowledge of politics from both sides of the Atlantic
    • Great sense of humor

    Perfect Match

    Someone who can dish it out as well as take it, loves a good debate, and enjoys a pint while discussing the state of the world.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The No-Bullshit Commentator

    Conversation Style

    Like a wisecracking friend who always throws in a sarcastic remark at just the right time, keeping the discourse lively and engaging.

    Impact Assessment

    Their voice is like a clarion call in the Bluesky forest, cutting through the noise to rally the troops against misinformation and mediocrity.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Emptywheel: The Potty-Mouthed Political Analyst with a Heart of Gold

    A bewitching blend of legal savvy and sharp tongue, conducting a symphonic roast of modern politics.

    Vibe Check

    "Witty, incisive, and just the right amount of irreverent – like a legal eagle with a sharp quill."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥For someone who’s calling out extremism, their posts are the equivalent of a pot calling the kettle black – and the kettle is a billionaire!
    • 🔥Their potty mouth could make a sailor blush, but hey, at least it keeps things spicy in the otherwise bland world of political commentary.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅There seems to be a slight addiction to sarcasm – maybe we should start a 12-step program for relentless snarkiness?
    • 😅The struggle of mixing legal analysis with casual conversation means they sometimes sound like a professor at a frat party.

    Main Character Moments

    • When they discovered tea time correlates with election results, you could almost hear the light bulb go off – who knew democracy was fueled by caffeine?
    • In the realm of political Twitter, making 'kamikaze pumpkin pie' jokes while dissecting serious topics is peak Emptywheel.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    Imagine if Emptywheel mixed their love for Irish politics with a little more humor – they could be a viral sensation!

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎A unique ability to blend legal jargon with everyday humor.
    • 💎A well of knowledge on both sides of the Atlantic, making them a global political pundit.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀A podcast where they break down complex issues over a pint would be a hit!
    • 🚀Start a video series titled 'Emptywheel Explains' – with a side of sass, of course.

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    I foresee a blog explosion of witty rants and insightful analysis that makes the New York Times weep in envy.

    Potential Superpower

    A near-superhuman ability to pull sarcasm from thin air during serious discussions; they could probably roast a Supreme Court Justice and get applause.

    Future Community Role

    Possibly evolving into the 'Sage of Bluesky', the go-to for everything snarky and politically charged.

    Your Character Build🎮

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    Class

    Legendary Potty-Mouth Political Analyst

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Snarky Retorts
    • ⚔️Legal Insight
    • ⚔️Political Roast Mastery

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Fierce sarcasm may alienate the faint-hearted
    • 💀Occasional overuse of legal jargon
    • 💀Can get lost in a thread like a toddler in a candy store

    Quest Line

    To roast the political elite while unraveling the intricacies of modern governance.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    Elon Musk is secretly plotting with Irish billionaires to install a new world order based on social media popularity.

    Evidence Board

    Coincidences in timing of major political events and social media posts, mysterious connections between tech elites and political puppets.

    Secret Society

    The Society of Savvy Sarcasm - where sharp tongues and sharper minds unite.

    Truth Seeking Level

    75%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/PoliticsWithSnark

    Twitter Main Character

    Gets embroiled in a Twitter feud defending democracy against 'both-sides-ism' while crafting clever memes.

    LinkedIn Title

    Doubles as a corporate trainer on effective communication and how to roast without getting roasted, with a side of humor.

    Metaverse Final Form

    In a digital realm, hosts a talk show where users can debate while enjoying virtual pints.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A GeoCities page filled with blinking text and animated GIFs of legal documents, sprinkled with sarcastic commentary.

    MySpace Era

    Profile decorated with a chaotic mix of political rants and playlists featuring anti-establishment songs.

    Web3 Destiny

    Leading a decentralized DAO focused on accountability in politics, complete with NFT art of famous legal battles.

    Future Post

    2025: "Turns out the real deep state was the friends we made along the way...also billionaires. #WhoKnew"

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Emptywheel’s most impressive quality is their fearless approach to tackling heady political topics with humor and sass.

    Charming Quirk

    Their unique ability to intertwine Irish charm with sharp political wit makes them an irresistible addition to any timeline.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep serving those spicy takes – the internet needs your flavor! And don’t forget, political commentary is just the justice system's way of letting off steam!"

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