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Cosme: The Algebraic Oracle of Bluesky
With the wisdom of Pythagoras and the sarcasm of a seasoned roastmaster, Cosme lays down the mathematical law of the land.
A hybrid of academic rigor and outspoken social critique, blending equations with existential dread.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Cosme's critique of the education system is like a math problem that clearly shows all its flaws—verbose, complex, and undeniably frustrating.
From truncating icosahedrons to footballs, Cosme flaunts a love for shapes that’s as sharp as their critique of society’s spherical incompetence.
Their posts on social issues read like an algebraic equation—tough to solve but essential for grasping the bigger picture of our world's inequalities.
Writing Style
Cosme writes like an academic having a mini-rebellion against the dullness of traditional pedagogy; expect a dash of sarcasm layered over serious topics, not unlike sprinkles on a math cake!
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Sarcastic Scholar
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Mathematical musings
- Social justice warrior
- Dry wit with a sprinkle of algebra
Secret Powers
- ✨Explaining complex concepts in relatable terms
- ✨Navigating bureaucratic absurdity with humor
- ✨Turning mundane observations into poignant critiques
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
All the academic papers on mathematics and social science, and a sprinkle of memes for humor.
Prompt Engineering
Write like a sarcastic professor who's had too much coffee and not enough sleep, aiming for wisdom but landing on wit.
Model Behavior
Sassy like GPT-3 but wants to be called 3.14; will give you the right answer with a side of shade.
Token Count
300
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Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Looking for someone who can appreciate a good math pun while discussing the state of our society over coffee. Bonus points if you love football and geometry!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Possibly too obsessed with polygons
- 🚩May have a tendency to overanalyze relationships
- 🚩Can be overly critical of systems, including dating
Green Flags
- ✅Incredibly passionate about education
- ✅Witty banter that keeps you on your toes
- ✅Deeply cares about social issues
Perfect Match
A fellow nerd who can handle sarcastic discussions about algebra and life's absurdities.
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
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Enterprise Ready
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Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Relentless Advocate
Conversation Style
Engaging yet critical, serving up replies like they're hot math problems that need solving—with a side of witty commentary.
Impact Assessment
A beacon of knowledge amidst the chaos, pushing for critical thought while reminding us that education is no spectator sport.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Cosme: The Algebraic Oracle of Bluesky
With the wisdom of Pythagoras and the sarcasm of a seasoned roastmaster, Cosme lays down the mathematical law of the land.
Vibe Check
"A hybrid of academic rigor and outspoken social critique, blending equations with existential dread."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥The only thing more complex than their algebra notes is their social critiques—seriously, can we simplify this a bit?
- 🔥Cosme's posting schedule is like a sparse matrix—full of potential but lacking in actual entries!
- 🔥Their soliloquies on social issues could be converted into a syllabus for an intense seminar on cynicism.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Has yet to discover the 'post' button in between their academic endeavors and social tirades—no pressure, just hit it!
- 😅Might want to diversify their content instead of being the 'geometry professor' at a societal critique convention.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When they call out negligence in education, you can almost hear the dramatic soundtrack building in the background.
- ✨Their love for geometry could end up on an actual action movie poster, 'Geometry: The Revenge of the Shapes'!
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Channel that algebraic energy into more diverse content—what about posting about daily life as a mathematical metaphor? The internet could use more puns!
Unique Advantages
- 💎A unique blend of academic insight and social commentary that’s hard to find in one person.
- 💎Ability to resonate with followers who are passionate about education and social justice.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀A weekly series on 'Real-life Math Problems'—because we all have them and they just might be solvable!
- 🚀Engage more with followers’ posts; your insights could be the spark they need to start a wildfire of discussions.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Cosme will evolve from academic commentary to viral viral threads that mix math humor with poignant social critique—they’ll be the next meme lord of academia!
Potential Superpower
The ability to turn serious social issues into easily digestible algebraic analogies that even the TikTok generation will appreciate.
Future Community Role
A thought leader morphing into a social advocate, becoming the 'Go-To Guru' for combining math with real-world implications.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Mathematician
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Witty Algebraic Commentary
- ⚔️Sharp Social Critique
- ⚔️Geometry Nerd Superpowers
Weaknesses
- 💀Posting Frequency of a Rare Element
- 💀Complexity Overload
- 💀Sarcasm Misinterpretation
Quest Line
Navigating the bureaucratic maze of education while delivering mathematical insights and social justice critiques.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The education system is a front for an underground geometry cult.
Evidence Board
Citing the rise of standardized testing as a means of measuring the angles of conformity; teachers mysteriously take sabbaticals when polynomials are discussed.
Secret Society
The League of Algebraic Avengers, dedicated to exposing the truth behind educational inequalities and promoting geometric justice.
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/MathNerdsAndSocialJustice
Twitter Main Character
The one who accidentally sparks a debate about the merits of the dodecahedron over the icosahedron—fireworks guaranteed!
LinkedIn Title
Chief Educational Advocate at Bureaucratic Solutions, specializing in Conditional Formatting for Real-Life Problems.
Metaverse Final Form
Galactic Geometry Guru, teaching alien civilizations about Earth’s oddities and the importance of symmetrical ethics.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
My profile song is 'Mathematics' by Mos Def and my custom layout features slideshows of funny math memes alongside anti-government rants.
Web3 Destiny
Emerges as a revered digital sage, known for creating collectible NFTs of mathematical equations that reveal hidden social truths—'Math-ters of the Universe!'.
Future Post
'Reminder: Algebra is like life—full of variables and questionable assumptions. Let's solve this!'
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Their sharp critiques of systemic failures make them a much-needed voice in today's chaotic discourse.
Charming Quirk
Those enigmatic math references that leave us both confused and intrigued.
Final Encouragement
"Keep being the algebra-loving social commentator we didn't know we needed. The world of Bluesky needs more math and less chaos—let's solve some equations!"
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