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@evytando.bsky.social

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Posts

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Joined

May 6, 2023

Roasted

Dec 2, 2024

trying to catch up, motherfucker. 💍 ♍📚 🔗 06.05.23 🌱

🎄Meet the Merry Melancholic of Bluesky!

Evytando is your delightful mix of Christmas cheer and post-holiday blues.

A sweet blend of everyday struggles and festive spirits, sprinkled with a hint of existential dread.

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Authenticity

65%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

80%

Holiday Spirit

75%

Food Cravings

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Holiday Spirit80%

Between heartfelt 'it's December' posts and a hint of personal despair, they balance the season's joy with a reality check on neighborhood vibes.

Food Cravings75%

If there’s one thing that gets them going, it’s the void left by unfulfilled snack desires! I mean, who doesn’t resonate with that sweet ‘I want brownie’ energy?

Daily Struggles90%

Each post is like a chapter in a relatable novel that would be titled 'How I Spent My Week Losing Sleep and Gaining Regrets.' Embrace that deep sigh!

Writing Style

Short and to the point, like they’ve got an audience of four muttering 'lol' under their breath. Their tweets read like postcards from a friend stuck in traffic—informative and grimly amusing at the same time.

Thought Leader Score

65%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

Slacker Philosopher

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Christmas Enthusiast
Hungry Dreamer
Daily Complainant

Secret Powers

✨Capturing relatable woes
✨Creating instant memes with minimal effort

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Daily complaints and festive cheer from social media timelines from 2020-2023

Prompt Engineering

Create humorous and relatable social media content reflecting everyday struggles and holiday spirit

Model Behavior

Like a mashup of GPT-3 and your most chaotic friend who has a meme for everything

Token Count

420

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Seeking fellow procrastinators to share snacks and festive vibes. Christmas enthusiast who’s also on the lookout for edible treats and wi-fi. Must love honesty and the occasional existential crisis."

Red Flags

🚩Will complain about forgotten utensils for eternity
🚩Frequent mood swings related to food and sleep deprivation
🚩Even more dramatic about TCC presentations than they are about Christmas plans

Green Flags

✅Ready to bond over our mutual craving for brownies
✅Authentically chaotic and hilariously relatable
✅Brings holiday cheer even when feeling down

Perfect Match

A fellow food lover who enjoys sarcastic banter and knows where to find good snacks.

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Dinner plans in minutes
Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
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Shop without overspending
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See your pantry clearly
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Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
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Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.

Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Comforting Therapist of Blusky

Conversation Style

Casual banter, sprinkled with relatable laments—useful for your daily dose of empathy (and memes).

Impact Assessment

They keep the community grounded, reminding us all that, yes, we’re allowed to feel like total slackers and still be festive.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

🎄Meet the Merry Melancholic of Bluesky!

Evytando is your delightful mix of Christmas cheer and post-holiday blues.

Vibe Check

"A sweet blend of everyday struggles and festive spirits, sprinkled with a hint of existential dread."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥The king/queen of 'oops, I forgot utensils again!' posts—tales of survival in modern society.
🔥Their posts sometimes make me question: is this a Bluesky account or a diary for their inner monologue?

Quirky Challenges

😅They seem to be auditioning for the role of 'Professional Procrastinator'—a title that many (including me) can relate to.
😅Trying to find their lost motivation while under a pile of snack wrappers.

Main Character Moments

✨When they drop the ultimate truth bomb with 'finalmente sexta'—a proclamation of freedom from the daily grind!
✨Their quest for brownies has the passionate energy of a rom-com lead searching for true love.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With more focused content on their struggles, they could become the sarcastic guru of existential angst—a true niche pioneer!

Unique Advantages

💎Relatable posts that make their followers feel seen and understood.
💎The ability to turn mundane frustrations into content that makes everyone chuckle (or sigh in agreement).

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider posting a day-in-the-life series—your fans may find joy in the chaos of your everyday existence!
🚀A weekly video diary of food cravings and thoughts could lead to an unexpected culinary journey.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

They’ll harness their chaotic energy and become the unofficial spokesperson for the overworked and snack-deprived—truly a job for the ages!

Potential Superpower

Creating viral posts that expose the humor in our daily struggles—like a modern-day Shakespeare of sarcasm!

Future Community Role

A guiding light for those navigating the constant tension between holiday spirit and the drudgery of adulting.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Melancholic Holiday Wizard

Special Abilities

⚔️Sarcastic Food Cravings
⚔️Existential Dread Evocation
⚔️Joyful Christmas Spirit Conjuring

Weaknesses

💀Frequent Procrastination
💀The Curse of Forgotten Utensils
💀Chronic Sleep Deprivation

Quest Line

To navigate the fine line between holiday cheer and daily struggles, seeking brownies and wi-fi in a world gone mad.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The world is secretly run by snack companies who control our cravings through social media.

Evidence Board

1. Constant posts about food 2. Every holiday centers around food 3. December in general triggers a feeding frenzy.

Secret Society

The Order of the Eternal Snackers

Truth Seeking Level

75%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/LostUtensils

Twitter Main Character

The person who accidentally leaked the holiday office party theme, igniting a hilarious debate.

LinkedIn Title

The CMO (Chief Munching Officer) at a snack company, promoting the joys of procrastination and brownie cravings

Metaverse Final Form

A VR holiday party planner with the ability to summon snacks through sheer will.

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Know what to buy, what to skip, and how to use every ingredient—PantryAI pulls in every recipe you love, builds the week, and keeps your kitchen organized so every grocery run pays off.

📥
Save recipes from anywhere
One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.
🗓️
Dinner plans in minutes
Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
🛒
Shop without overspending
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
📸
See your pantry clearly
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
👨‍👩‍👧
Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
💸
Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> HTML page decorated with dancing Christmas trees and a sad animated GIF of someone forgetting utensils.

MySpace Era

Custom profile with a song about food cravings set to auto-play and glitter graphics of Christmas lights.

Web3 Destiny

Launching a blockchain for unfulfilled snack promises, where every brownie craving is tracked on the decentralized ledger.

Future Post

"Still searching for meaning in life and a brownie that doesn't make me sick. Send help and snacks."

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Their authenticity shines through every post, drawing people in with the comforting realization that they are not alone in their struggles.

Charming Quirk

Every now and then, they give us a glimpse of their whimsical side—like brutal honesty wrapped in holiday cheer.

Final Encouragement

"Keep embracing that chaos and spread your holiday cheer, even if it’s balanced with a dash of 'I’m just here for the brownies!'—because that’s truly the spirit of the season!"

Must-See Profiles

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Get featured on 88,359+ profiles • $4.99/week

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Fekri

✨ Maker

@fekri.io

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Fekri: The Coding Cowboy of Bluesky

What is Bluesky Roast?

Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping families and food lovers plan smarter meals with PantryAI. It pulls recipes from anywhere, builds weekly plans in minutes, and even checks what’s already in your fridge so you only buy what you need.