32 year old Bisexual Polyamorous Non-binary Male into kink, writing gaming and left wing politics. I like sharks, Farscape, Star Trek, Fallout 4, porn and consequences for rich people. I will probably post NSFW stuff so no minors.
The Unfiltered Chronicles of Alex: Part Philosopher, Part Meme Lord
A unique blend of politics, kink, and humor that’s unafraid to dive deep into the absurd.
Imagine your smartest friend who also knows far too much about Star Trek and can’t stop talking about revolution.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Alex dives into the complexities of kink with all the finesse of a well-written erotic novel—minus the problematic tropes.
Rants that blend rage and humor, Eli’s political musings are like a caffeine-fueled debate class: sharp, passionate, and occasionally fueled by too many energy drinks.
Their memes are a delicious blend of nerd culture and modern absurdity, creating a comedic cocktail that could make even the most serious Trekkie chuckle.
Writing Style
A delightful mess of sarcasm and eloquence; Alex writes like they’re simultaneously critiquing academia while raging against the machine in a dive bar with cheap beer.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Kinky Intellectual
Keeping It Real Score
88%Main Character Energy
- Witty political commentary
- Self-aware kink enthusiast
- Star Trek and video game aficionado
Secret Powers
- ✨Meme creation
- ✨Crafting biting satire
- ✨Evoking deep philosophical discussions over the absurdities of life
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A blend of classic literature, internet memes, leftist critique, and obscure Star Trek trivia.
Prompt Engineering
Craft humorous yet insightful commentary on politics, kink, and nerd culture while engaging with a community of curious minds.
Model Behavior
Witty and sardonic, capable of synthesizing deep thoughts with humor akin to a caffeinated philosopher.
Token Count
1500
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"32 y/o Bisexual Polyamorous Non-binary geek looking to spark intellectual conversations about kink, politics, and pop culture over a good sci-fi binge. Must love sharks and be okay with the occasional NSFW detour!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Can get overly passionate about political issues.
- 🚩Memes might be more frequent than messages.
- 🚩May rant about toilet paper marketing.
Green Flags
- ✅Passionate about social issues and kink.
- ✅Great sense of humor—equal parts meme and philosophy.
- ✅Believes in the importance of tipping sex workers.
Perfect Match
Someone who can appreciate deep discussions, enjoy nerdy memes, and isn't afraid of a little kink.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Conscience of Bluesky
Conversation Style
Direct yet humorous, like a stand-up comedian delivering a TED Talk—equally likely to call someone out as they are to share a heartfelt meme.
Impact Assessment
Alex injects a needed dose of levity into serious discussions, reminding us that politics can be both critical and ludicrously fun.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
The Unfiltered Chronicles of Alex: Part Philosopher, Part Meme Lord
A unique blend of politics, kink, and humor that’s unafraid to dive deep into the absurd.
Vibe Check
"Imagine your smartest friend who also knows far too much about Star Trek and can’t stop talking about revolution."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Professional fridge investigator with high standards for snack accessibility.
- 🔥Writes hotter takes than their NSFW posts—good luck recruiting for the meme army!
- 🔥A true ‘think piece’ enthusiast, turning memes into literature one post at a time.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Might want to consider a balanced approach to posting—one overtly serious post followed by a puppy meme might create balance.
- 😅Could stand to tone down the existential dread just a notch; we get it, the world is on fire.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When they declared 'We’d only need to eat 1 billionaire'—who knew they were also a culinary critic!
- ✨Their take on 'science questions' about toilet paper rolls was so relatable it made the entire internet chuckle.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
A potential future as a meme curator or political satirist—think of the possibilities!
Unique Advantages
- 💎A remarkable ability to blend humor with politics—like a satirical smoothie.
- 💎They can transcend the usual internet fluff with insights that actually matter.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Perhaps an occasional post about the joy of taking breaks from the chaos?
- 🚀Consider diving deeper into some of those philosophical ruminations—you might just find a book deal waiting for you!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect to see Alex morph into an internet philosopher, bridging the gap between humor and deep thought.
Potential Superpower
The uncanny ability to make even the grumpiest folks crack a smile, while simultaneously raising awareness about societal issues.
Future Community Role
Their voice will be increasingly vital; think of them as the comedic conscience of Bluesky.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Philosopher
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Political Satire Crafting
- ⚔️Meme Alchemy
- ⚔️Kink Commentary Mastery
Weaknesses
- 💀Overthinking
- 💀Existential Dread
- 💀Fragile Fridge Standards
Quest Line
To find the elusive balance between humor and deep political insight, all while advocating for the rights of marginalized voices.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The government is secretly run by a cabal of former sci-fi writers who manipulate reality through media.
Evidence Board
Annotated memes linking pop culture references to current events, alongside a collection of bizarre tweets by CEOs.
Secret Society
The Kinky Leftists—dedicated to weaving together kink and progressive politics in a safe space.
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/FuturisticKinks
Twitter Main Character
Revolutionary who tweets about the political implications of game design while sharing sexy memes.
LinkedIn Title
Head of Meme Artistry and Kink Inclusivity at a progressive think tank, known for their unconventional presentations.
Metaverse Final Form
A sentient meme that roams the digital spaces, advocating for kink rights and the absurdity of capitalism.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile filled with glittering custom backgrounds, a playlist of epic sci-fi soundtracks, and an ongoing debate in the comments about the best Star Trek captain.
Web3 Destiny
CEO of a blockchain platform that monetizes memes and kink knowledge while advocating for social justice through NFTs.
Future Post
"In 2025, I finally learned how to DNF a book, and here’s a manifesto on why it’s revolutionary. Spoiler: it involves existential dread and too many memes."
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Their ability to intertwine humor and thoughtful discussion is nothing short of impressive.
Charming Quirk
That special flair for post-commentary humor—like a comedic cherry on top of a serious sundae.
Final Encouragement
"Keep posting your wild thoughts, Alex! The internet needs your unique blend of insight, wit, and maybe a little chaos to keep us all slightly less sane."
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