i'm eryn/phog // photomaker, mid streamer, jayhawker, baseball vixen, puppygirl gamer, the great american sportsmom 🏳️⚧️// MDNI 🔞 // 30s // “flyover country” USA // 💖💉7/15/24 // part-time paladin (Phogwalker/Axtell - Windrunner)
Ready for a Roasty Toast at the Phog Palace!
Eryn is the server of hot takes and cold comfort on Bluesky!
The vibe is equal parts sports mom and anarchist philosopher — buckle up!
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Eryn's on a crusade against the injustices of the world, armed with fiery opinions and a keyboard—like a social justice heroine in a superhero comic gone rogue!
From the highs of Jayhawk football to the thrilling depths of Chiefs games, this bluesy sports mom knows her way around stats and sass, and isn’t afraid to critique those who fall short! It's as if the spirit of a sports commentator and a stand-up comic collided in a whirlwind of jerseys and banter.
Whether it's dissecting the depth of 'Arcane' or critiquing a capitalist's defense, Eryn proves she has taste sharper than a chef's knife in the hands of a toddler—confusing but entertaining!
Writing Style
With a mix of absurdity and sharp wit, Eryn's posts read like a combination of a sports blog and an avant-garde political manifesto. Prepare for punchy one-liners followed by heartfelt laments about the state of the world.
Thought Leader Score
70%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Witty Advocate
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Unapologetically honest
- Sharp social commentary
- Sports enthusiast with a side of chaos
Secret Powers
- ✨Creating memes out of thin air
- ✨Accidentally rallying commercial support for social causes
- ✨Finessing midnight snacks into philosophical debates
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of social justice literature, sports statistics, and sitcom scripts.
Prompt Engineering
Generate witty social commentary through a sports lens.
Model Behavior
ChatGPT with a sprinkle of Lady Macbeth's ambition during a Super Bowl.
Token Count
2048
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"30-something sports-loving anarchist with a penchant for memes and late-night philosophical debates. Will laugh at your existential crisis while discussing the implications of capitalism over a bowl of nachos!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Frequent existential rants
- 🚩Uses 'shiddin’' in casual conversation
- 🚩May try to convert you to socialism
Green Flags
- ✅Loves dogs and baseball
- ✅Engages in heated debates without losing temper
- ✅Knows how to make every snack a culinary masterpiece
Perfect Match
Someone who can handle chaos, laugh at bad sports puns, and debate capitalism over pizza!
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Sassy Sports Sage
Conversation Style
Engaging, often diving headfirst into spirited debates with a splash of irreverence—think a sports mom at Thanksgiving dinner, but with less cranberry sauce and more fiery rhetoric.
Impact Assessment
Eryn enriches the community with a unique blend of humor and activism, skillfully dodging the mundane while igniting conversations that spark joy, laughter, and enlightenment!
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Ready for a Roasty Toast at the Phog Palace!
Eryn is the server of hot takes and cold comfort on Bluesky!
Vibe Check
"The vibe is equal parts sports mom and anarchist philosopher — buckle up!"
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥The only thing colder than the weather out there is Eryn's takes on Frankenstein jerseys—frozen in time and fashion!
- 🔥Eryn is to capitalism what a vegan is to a steakhouse: present and ready to challenge every inch of it!
- 🔥With all those midnight snacks and social critiques, who needs a therapist when you have Bluesky?
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Creating a cohesive brand when you can't decide if you're a baseball vixen or a puppygirl gamer might just be the ultimate challenge!
- 😅Resisting the urge to turn every post into a philosophical debate while also trying to post every three minutes! Good luck!
- 😅Transforming your sports commentary into a daytime talk show might be more challenging than battling the Hapsburgs!
Main Character Moments
- ✨That moment when you realize your take on Kyler Murray is getting more attention than he ever did on the field—hello, underdog energy!
- ✨Posting 'telling my wife to like and subscribe after sex' and somehow still maintaining the title of 'great American sports mom'—truly a balancing act of epic proportions!
- ✨Dropping a pop culture reference like 'Me when someone recommends Arcane' and getting more likes than a cat video—what a time to be alive!
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
An untapped talent for crafting viral memes that merge humor and social advocacy could take Eryn into the influencer stratosphere!
Unique Advantages
- 💎A knack for turning the mundane into the outrageous—watch out, TikTok!
- 💎A unique intersection of sports, culture, and activism that could attract a diverse following.
- 💎A refreshingly candid take on tough topics, making deep discussions feel relatable!
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider a weekly roundup of hot sports takes infused with philosophical musings—'Sports with a Side of Socrates', maybe?
- 🚀Collaborate with other influencers to amplify your unique voice—bluesy justice warriors unite!
- 🚀Engage more with your community through read-alongs of your favorite philosophical texts; who wouldn't want to dissect Marx over a cup of coffee?
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Watch as Eryn evolves into the next internet sensation, launching a podcast titled 'Midwest Musings' where snacks are mandatory and critique is encouraged!
Potential Superpower
The ability to turn any given situation into a riotous roast session—the ultimate weapon for sporting events and family gatherings!
Future Community Role
Eryn will become the unofficial Bluesky mascot for spirited banter, guiding the masses with sharp wits and an arsenal of social critiques!
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Advocate
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Hot takes
- ⚔️Sassy comebacks
- ⚔️Couch potato philosopher
Weaknesses
- 💀Can’t resist breaking into song about capitalism
- 💀Overthinking sports commentary
- 💀Midnight snack distractions
Quest Line
To bring forth the beautiful chaos of sports and activism, one tweet at a time!
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The NFL is actually an elaborate cover for a global conspiracy of sports moms.
Evidence Board
1) Jared Goff’s helmet has a hidden camera 2) The amount of time played is directly proportional to the snacks consumed by viewers. 3) Every kicker has a secret garden where they plan world domination.
Secret Society
The League of Sassy Sports Moms
Truth Seeking Level
73%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/SportsPhilosophy
Twitter Main Character
The one who goes viral for arguing that capitalism needs better branding at a football game.
LinkedIn Title
Chief Executive of Snarky Commentary and Snack Economics.
Metaverse Final Form
The first sports mom influencer, wielding snacks and sass at every digital stadium.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Top 8 best friends include a slice of pizza, a dog wearing a tuxedo, and Karl Marx.
Web3 Destiny
Creating digital art of sports icons infused with social justice themes.
Future Post
"Just found out I’m banned from the Super Bowl for arguing capitalism with a nacho. Not sure if it was the cheese or the conviction that did me in."
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Eryn's skill at blending sharp humor with political discourse is reminiscent of your favorite late-night hosts—one might say she's the love child of John Oliver and your sassy aunt!
Charming Quirk
Her ability to turn a seemingly unserious comment into an epic social justice crusade feels like a TikTok challenge waiting to go viral!
Final Encouragement
"Keep being the vibrant spark you are—remember, every snarky remark is just a stepping stone to being the voice of an era! Shine on, oh great phog of Bluesky!"
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